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BrainCellzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

brain cells, BrainCellzGoneWild, California dreamin’, Career Growth, city life, creativity, cultural diversity, driven individuals, entrepreneurial spirit, high cost of living, Innovation Hub, intellectual giants, intelligent people, Minecraft, movers and shakers, networking, opportunity, san francisco, smp, startup ecosystem, tech industry, urban lifestyle, West Coast vibes

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, it’s time to pack your bags and move to our server, where only the most intellectual giants reside. In our supercluster of brainiacs, you’ll find the most driven and intelligent players in the world.

Join us in San Francisco (not the real one, of course) and be part of a community where even the sheep have PhDs. Build epic structures with fellow geniuses, engage in intense debates about the best mining techniques, and participate in scholarly discussions about the most efficient ways to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Don’t waste your time with mediocre servers when you could be surrounded by the best of the best. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us in San Francisco, where the only limit is your IQ level.

GrieferGoneAWOL

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, GrieferGoneAWOL, Guilt, Infidelity, leaving without explanation, long distance relationships, Manipulation, marriage problems, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, self worth, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and revenge! Just like this player’s husband, you never know what kind of scandalous drama will unfold next.

Witness crazy plot twists, like finding out your in-game partner has been building secret bases with other players behind your back. Or maybe uncovering a scandal where someone stole all the diamonds from the communal chest.

Join now for a thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your pickaxe close.

Blocky Bed Bounce

Bed.., better than expected, blocky, bounce, Connection, discovery, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fulfillment, Intimacy, INTIMATE, new experiences, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, sex position, sexual exploration, Surprise, Surprising, unexpected

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

2022, Australian, Australian economy, Billions, cost, covid, economic productivity, Economy, gdp, gross domestic product, growth, HOURS, long covid, long tail tags, lost work hours, MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss, productivity, real, research

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2815
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.

Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where even the mop has a backstory!

application, backstory, balanced rules, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, Fantasy Nations, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, mop, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1057	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Janitor’s Closet SMP Overview:

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, events, and more. It aims to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.
The server is set in version 1.21 with a new world, offering opportunities for new players to join and build their ideas.
Some plugins on the server include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.
What can I expect from the server in terms of gameplay?	You can create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events, and more. Various quality of life plugins are also available.
Is there a Discord server for Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

83230502, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admin team consists of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as your wish is for more diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and unexpected twists along the way.

AmeliaCraft SMP – The Detective’s Den

adorable, Amelia Watson, AmeliaCraft, Anime, appreciation thread, Community, cute, Den, detective, DETECTIVES, dorky, Entertainment, FANART, funny, Gaming, hololive, Livestream, smp, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, wonderful detective

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Farms Harvested:	556
Buildings Constructed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	277162	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of shenanigans.

Are you a fan of detective work? Well, you’re in luck because our resident detective, Amelia Watson, will be leading the charge in solving all the mysteries of our server. From missing diamonds to stolen cake, nothing gets past this Sherlock Holmes wannabe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that Amelia once found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head down there.

So come join us on this wacky journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this Minecraft SMP!

MijaCraft: Where’s My Title?

boyfriend’s family, Communication, Cultural differences, endearment, family dynamics, feelings, Insecurity, interracial relationship, Jealousy, language barrier, long term relationship, Mija, MijaCraft, misunderstandings, Nickname, outcast, potential daughter-in-law, relationships, Respect, Spanish, Title, Wheres, White

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Votes:	9468	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and languages…except for when it comes to giving nicknames! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this player’s story about not being called “mija” by her boyfriend’s family.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out because you don’t speak fluent Spanish or because you haven’t shared a child with your in-game partner. But watch out, because jealousy, insecurity, and outcast vibes may still creep up on you when you least expect it!

Join us for a chance to explore the depths of family dynamics and respect issues, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs a nickname like “mija” when you can carve out your own unique identity in our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, don’t be an ungrateful player like the OP in this story. Join our server today and show us what you’re made of! And remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyLifeBalance

balance, CraftyLifeBalance, emotional intelligence, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical activity, positive mindset, purpose, relationships, self-care, Social Connections, Stress Management, Time management, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Towns Built:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and bring some excitement into your virtual life!

Join our server and experience a world like no other, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun!

Looking for a balanced life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine for diamonds by day and party with villagers by night. Who needs therapy when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fulfilling Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob, in which case, good luck surviving the chaos!

DroughtCraft: Feed the Hungry!

Africa, aid, Assistance, climate change, Crisis, disaster relief, Donations, drought, DroughtCraft, emergency response, famine, Feed, food shortages, fundraising, humanitarian assistance, Hunger, Hungry, international appeal, natural disaster, POVERTY, Southern Africa, struggling communities, Support

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	4272
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more food than southern africa lol! we got so much food you’ll never go hungry, unless you forget to eat in real life lol! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin’ like a rapper!

we got so many players, it’s like a party in here 24/7! we got so many animals you’ll think you’re in a zoo! we got so many villages you’ll never be lonely, unless you’re a hermit lol!

we got so many epic builds, you’ll think you’re in a dream! we got so many mods, you’ll think you’re in a different dimension! we got so many surprises, you’ll think you’re on a rollercoaster!

join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever! we promise you’ll never be bored, unless you’re a block of dirt lol!