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Monkeys Catalog Shit 1.21.4

1.21.4, Bait, Board, CATALOG, catalogmonkeys, internet culture, internet trolls, Kronies, monkeys, online communities, online forums, online harassment, Shit, Spamming, toxic behavior, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling culture, trolling evolution, trolling patterns, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chaos and mayhem! We have catalog monkeys running wild, baiting Kronies left and right. It’s a total shitshow, but in the best way possible.

You’ll question reality as you navigate through our server, wondering when the madness will end. But let’s be real, you won’t want it to end because it’s just too damn entertaining.

So come on, embrace the craziness and join us for a wild ride unlike any other. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SassyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SassyCraft, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	3667
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where doing laundry on top of your partner is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of throwing shirts at the end of the bed and waking up your significant other in the most unconventional ways possible.

Our server is perfect for couples in need of some therapy, as we believe that doing laundry together can truly strengthen your bond. Who needs individual therapy when you can just throw clothes at each other instead?

Experience the thrill of trying to do school work quietly while your partner yells at you about laundry. Will you be able to keep your cool and avoid saying mean things, or will you end up crying hysterically in another room? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!

So come join us for a laundry-filled adventure unlike any other. Who knew that doing chores could be so exhilarating?

SisShopSansMomCraft

celebration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, dress shopping, extended family, family, family dynamics, formal, milestone, Mother Daughter, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, PROM, relationships, self-confidence, SisShopSansMomCraft, sister, Support, support system

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s guilt trips? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than trying to get a hoarder with OCD to clean up their act!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a prom dress shopping trip with a missing mother-in-law. Who needs family drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, our community is more supportive than a show-stopping dress at a formal dance.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real-life drama behind! Just remember, our server may not have Instagram, but we’ve got all the LOLs you need.

AfterlifeVibes Minecraft SMP

after death, Afterlife, AfterlifeVibes, afterworld, Beliefs, beyond the grave, death, Eternity, existentialism, final destination, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Life after death., Minecraft, Near Death Experience, Peace, Reincarnation, Religion, smp, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5629	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Bro, let me tell you, on this lit Minecraft SMP, when you die, you get sent to a magical land full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. It’s like heaven but with creepers and lava pits, bro. And guess what? You can still play Minecraft there, but with like, infinite diamonds and stuff. It’s like a never-ending game, bro. So join our SMP and secure your spot in Minecraft afterlife, where the blocks are always perfectly placed and the mobs drop emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, bro. Join now and start your journey to eternal Minecraft bliss.

NoTVJustMinecraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you want to escape to a land of endless possibilities and blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build massive castles, and ride pigs into battle. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (watch out for the explosions though).

Forget about TV, on our server you can create your own reality show where you are the star! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant spider, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

NavalnyBehindBarsCraft

activism, behind bars, civil rights, Corruption, Democracy, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, Lawyers, Legal System, Navalny, NavalnyBehindBarsCraft, opposition, political prisoners, protest, putin, Rule of Law, russia, sentences

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crops Grown:	5284	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Yo, on this server, we got crazier drama than Russia sentencing Navalny lawyers to years behind bars! Our players are always causing chaos and stirring up trouble, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft adventures and be part of a community that’s more dramatic than a Russian courtroom. Plus, we have free virtual vodka shots for all new players because why not? Come join the madness!

Obsidian Peak

1.21.4, Economy, Experience, Gaming, Griefing, IMPROVEMENTS, Landclaim, Life, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, player-driven, Prevent, PvE, Quality, Rtp, Server, Sethome, shareable, smp, Survival, System, Tpa, Warps

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Obsidian Peak Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Player-driven economy system
Land claim to prevent griefing
Shareable warps for shops and builds
Discord events and community nights

Our server is a welcoming community that values teamwork, creativity, and collaboration. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned survival expert, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends.

We are currently looking for new staff and helpful members of the MC community. Join us today and discover the hidden treasures that await you on Obsidian Peak!

IP Address (Java): play.obsidianpeak.xyz

Bedrock Port (ONLY FOR BEDROCK PLAYERS): 19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect using the IP address or bedrock port provided above.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game guidelines for server rules.
Can I create my own shop on the server?	Yes, you can create your own shop using the shareable warps feature.
Are there any events or community nights?	Yes, we host Discord events and community nights regularly.
Can I apply to be a staff member?	Yes, we are currently looking for new staff members. Please inquire on our Discord server.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, deportation, Desperation, discrimination, Ethereal, fat shaming, fear, Green Card, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, immigration raids, Insecurity, Latinas, Misogyny, objectification, predatory behavior, pump and dump, racism, Realms, sexual exploitation, Social Issues, VIRGINITY, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mines Excavated:	4466
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7488

Hey bros, do you want to join the most insane Minecraft server ever? We’re like those immigration raids, coming for those desperate green card-seeking latinas. Join us and let’s pump and dump those virtual latinas together! Who needs a real relationship when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Let’s build, mine, and conquer while we avoid commitment like the plague. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyFam, Expenses, family, favoritism, financial support, loan money, medication, Minecraft, parents, Priorities, relationships, Resentment, responsibilities, Sacrifices, savings, Server, sister, Therapy, trip, UNFAIR

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Enchantments Applied:	251
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Farms Harvested:	238
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of always coming second to your sibling on your parents’ priority list? Do you feel like you’re constantly being taken advantage of by your family members? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations. No more being asked for money for expensive meds or gym memberships – on our server, the only currency is diamonds and emeralds!

Forget about sacrificing your own dreams and plans to support your family members – on our server, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is a few hours of sleep as you mine for rare resources and battle fierce mobs.

So come join us and finally put yourself first for once! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Join now and say goodbye to being the quiet, overlooked sibling – on our server, you’ll be the hero of your own story!

ExBlocker911

911, Abuse, anger, Boundaries, break up, Confrontation, Cops, DATING, Drunk, ex, ExBlocker911, fear, high school, Hospital, location tracking, miscarriage, new relationship, no contact, past trauma, Safety, STALKING

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	995159
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex Dan? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Dan would feel right at home (but don’t worry, we have better security than my windows).

Join our server for a chance to escape from your past and build a new life, just like I did with Riley (who is definitely not a creeper like Dan). Explore our virtual world and leave your real-life troubles behind – unless you want to bring them along for some drama-filled roleplay!

With features like hidden locations and emergency sirens for when things get too intense, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let’s build a better future together – without any unwanted visitors banging on your virtual door. See you there!