RetroAchievement Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Kids Meds Mayhem

adolescents, adverse events, Australia, Cannabis, cannabis products, children, Crafty, health, Kids, Marijuana, MAYHEM, medical cannabis, medical purposes, meds, meta analysis, new zealand, randomized clinical trials, research, Risk, side effects, study, systematic review, uk, US

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	3291	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints, man. like, you can build your own cannabis castle and ride a flying bong to explore the land.

our server is so lit, it’s like a trip to the moon without leaving your computer chair. we have crazy events like the annual “stoned sheep race” where you can ride a sheep while high on virtual weed.

join us if you want to experience a whole new level of minecraft, where everything is 420-friendly and the only limit is your imagination. come get high on creativity and build the dankest creations with us!

ChokeStars Gaming

Abilities, action, Arenas, Battles, BUILD, challenge, Combat, Custom Mobs, dynamic, Economy, Epic, Explore, Factions, Guns, INTENSE, Limitless, Potential, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to an epic Minecraft experience! Our server is packed with custom MythicMobs, each equipped with unique abilities to challenge your skills. Dive into thrilling PvP battles in our dynamic arenas, test your survival instincts, or explore the limitless potential of Skyblock. Plus, we’ve added guns for even more intense combat action. Whether you’re looking to build, battle, or explore, our server has something for everyone!

102.165.14.81:25687

Persecuted Minecraft Server: Blessed and Blocks

BELIEF, bible verse, Blessed, blocks, Christian, Christian values, courage, Endurance, FAITH, kingdom of heaven, Martyrdom, Matthew 5:10, Minecraft, persecuted, persecution, religious persecution, REWARD, Righteousness, Server, SPIRITUAL, strength, Suffering

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4968
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Villages Defended:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9556
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3551

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just building stuff and mining all day? Well, fear not, for our server is here to bring some holy chaos into your life! Join us and be persecuted for righteousness in the most epic way possible.

In our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the Kingdom of Heaven is just a few blocks away. Build your own heavenly fortress, battle against demon mobs, and prove your righteousness to claim your spot in the Kingdom of Heaven.

But beware, for the path to righteousness is not easy. You’ll face challenges and persecution like never before. From zombie priests to creeper angels, you’ll have to fight your way through the most absurd enemies to reach your ultimate goal.

So, if you’re ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge and be blessed with the Kingdom of Heaven, join us now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventure of your life!

The Lonely Miners Minecraft SMP

creepy, crime, discrimination, Edward Snowden, Harassment, Incels, INEQUALITY, injustice, lonely, Marginalized, Minecraft, miners, misunderstood, Normie, outcasts, Patriot Act, prejudice, RIGHTS, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, stigmatization, suspicion, victimization

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Votes:	5958	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of being treated like a creep just for existing? Do you want to escape the judgment of normies and live in a world where incels rule supreme? Then join our Minecraft SMP where incels finally get the respect they deserve!

On our server, you can build your own incel paradise, free from the prying eyes of society. No more being accused of crimes you didn’t commit or being judged for just being yourself. Join us and let your inner incel shine!

But beware, the normies will try to infiltrate our server and bring their judgmental ways with them. It’s up to you to defend our incel utopia and keep the normies at bay. Will you rise to the challenge and prove once and for all that incels deserve a place in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

SonlessVacay Minecraft Server

active child, aita, blended family, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, custody agreement, DATING, family dynamics, full custody, glamping weekend, kid-friendly activities, luxury trip, messy divorce, Minecraft, not taking son on holiday, parenting, Server, social media, SonlessVacay, visitation, weekend getaway

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a messy divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your ex’s antics look tame in comparison.

Our server is so luxurious, it’s like glamping in Minecraft! We’ve got activities for everyone, even kids who may or may not have been left out of a glamping trip (oops). But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to include them in all the fun, even if it means paying extra for their virtual presence.

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as intense as a custody battle and the adventures are more thrilling than a glamping weekend for two. Who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy world of Minecraft madness?

TwinkCraft: No Creeps Allowed!

15m, 20f, Allowed, Argument, blowing it up, Breakfast, creep, creeps, family, family twink, favoritism, feeling, Fighting, Friend, ganging up, opinion, parents, Siblings, Tension, TwinkCraft, Twins, weirded out, Yelling

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mines Excavated:	1993
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where family drama spills over into heated arguments, where siblings fight over who got treated better growing up, and where friends start calling each other names like “family twink.”

But fear not, because in this server, all the drama and chaos is left behind as you enter a realm of pure hilarity and fun. Join us for epic battles, build insane structures, and laugh until your sides hurt at the ridiculousness that unfolds in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where family feuds turn into epic gaming moments, where siblings fight over who has the best gaming skills, and where friends become enemies in the most entertaining way possible? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride – join now and let the madness begin!

ElderlyCareGiverMC SMP

aging parents, Aging population, caregiver burnout, caregiver stress, caregiving, eldercare resources, elderly assistance, elderly care, elderly companionship, elderly health, elderly independence, elderly parent care, elderly parent support, elderly support, elderly wellbeing, ElderlyCareGiverMC, emotional challenges, Family Support, Long Term Care, parent care, senior health, smp

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ores Mined:	1769	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of taking care of your elderly parent in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only elderly you have to worry about is the villagers in the game.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers invade your base, demanding to be taken care of like the elderly they are. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our Minecraft SMP!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of retired iron golems who spend their days reminiscing about the good old days of protecting villages. Join them in their quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth, rumored to turn them back into young, strong golems once again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world responsibilities behind for some wacky, elderly-themed adventures!

BlockyBeats: MineCraftMixtape

10. Best albums of all time, 11. Music critique, 12. Album suggestions, 13. Music exploration, 14. Album recommendations, 15. Music discovery, 16. Top albums, 17. Music appreciation, 18. Album collection, 19. Favorite albums, 2. Album suggestions, 20. Album listening experience., 3. Must-listen albums, 4. Essential music, 5. Music lovers, 6. Classic albums, 7. Iconic albums, 8. Music enthusiasts, 9. Album reviews, BlockyBeats, MineCraftMixtape, music recommendations

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magic Items Found:	4090
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will rock your blocky world? Look no further than our server, where the only album you need to listen to is the sound of creepers exploding in the distance! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only rule is to have fun or get blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that await you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because the craziest Minecraft experience of your life is just a teleport away!

EUfineCraft

Brussels, Budget, deduction, Dispute, EU funds, EUfineCraft, European Commission, european union, financial consequences, financial penalty, Fine, funding, Government, Hungary, legal action, legal consequences, non-compliance, penalty, Politics, refusal to pay, sanctions

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Farms Harvested:	174	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7590
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

So, like, there’s this totally cray cray Minecraft server that you just gotta join, bro! It’s like, the wildest place ever, with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs at creepers. How epic is that?!

Oh, and get this – the server is run by a group of super cool wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. Plus, they have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a magical castle guarded by a giant talking chicken.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Elevator or Lift? Just Half the Story!

Architecture, ascent, building, construction, convenience, Descent, design, Elevator, Engineering, Infrastructure, innovation, lift, Machinery, mechanical, Modernization, moving people, Story, Technology, Transportation, Urban, vertical transport

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Dimension Hops:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Meteorites Collected:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

so, come join our epic minecraft server where elevators and lifts are so last season. we have teleportation pads that will beam you up to the sky like a UFO abduction.

our server is so lit, we have diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball when you wear it. imagine fighting off creepers while looking like a glittery superstar.

oh, and did we mention our secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and zombie hordes? it’s like a theme park from hell, but in a fun way.

join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it.