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Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server

blocky, DIRTY, long tail, Midwest, Midwest babe, Midwest girl, Midwest seductress, Midwest slut, Midwest temptress, Midwest vixen, Midwest woman, Minecraft, Missouri, Missouri slut, Naughty, promiscuity, promiscuous, Provocative, scandalous, seductive, Server, slut, taboo

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the creepers are as wild as the players! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated madness and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in a blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, consequences, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, Employee, employee behavior, employment termination, Ethics, HR, investigation, Justice, Kidnapped, KIDNAPPING, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, misconduct allegations, rape, smp, steve, Workplace, workplace harassment, workplace safety

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including kidnapping and raping the miz by one of our employees! But don’t worry, our other employee did absolutely nothing about it because, well, who has time for that when there are diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid?

Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!

Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

american culture, Americunts, baked goods, bakeries, Bread, capeshit, Clapping, Crafty, cunts, flour, Kids, Minecraft, morning routine, patriotism, pledge of allegiance, Reciting, salt, School, Server, Sugar, sugar-free bread, Theatres, tradition, Yeast

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ores Mined:	7036	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!

Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP

30 minutes, clean sheet, Defense, football, Game, injured, injury, injury update, la liga, Limitao, Madrid, match, Minecraft, player, Problem, real madrid, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, subbed off, substitution, TEAM

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Emeralds Found:	2710
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Divine Spears Created:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!

Vivi’s Minecraft Server: Me, Myself, and Vivi

cute, demure, introspection, Minecraft, personality traits, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-realization, self-understanding, Server, Similarities, vivi, Vivis

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Runes Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual party hosted by Vivi herself! She’s basically the queen of the server, and her cuteness and demure nature will make you feel right at home. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a dance party or two (virtual dance moves only, of course). So why join our server? Because Vivi said so, and who are we to argue with the queen?

Up or Down Minecraft SMP

Analysis, back and forth, Choices, contemplation, Decision making, Dilemma, Direction, down, fluctuation, hesitation, indecision, making a choice, making a decision, Minecraft, movement, pondering, pros and cons, Reflection, smp, uncertainty, up, weighing options

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can only build up and down? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build sideways, diagonally, and even upside down if you want! We’ve got gravity-defying builds that will make your head spin (literally)!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?

But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!

Auto Attack Avoidance Minecraft Server

action games, Attack, Auto, auto attacking, avoidance, Combat Mechanics, digital worlds, dislike, ENGAGEMENT, Game Mechanics, gameplay styles, Gaming, Immersion, interactive entertainment, Minecraft, personal opinions, player control, player preferences, Preference, role playing games, Server, strategy, user experience, video games, virtual battles

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Emeralds Found:	8686
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have banned auto attacking because we believe in good old-fashioned manual labor. That’s right, no more lazy players just sitting back and letting their swords do all the work. Join us and experience the thrill of actually having to swing your sword yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!

I’m Gonna Hurt You Minecraft SMP

Abuse, aggression, aggressive behavior, anger, assault, danger, emotional harm, fear, Gonna, harm, hurt, hurt you, i’m gonna hurt you, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, physical harm, Revenge, smp, threat, threatening behavior, violence, violent intentions, Warning

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.

What is the IP for lilsimsie Minecraft Server?

BUILD, building, challenge, family friendly, fixer upper, gameplay, House, Kayla, kayla sims, lilsimsie, Minecraft, pg, Server, sims 3, sims 4, sims challenge, the sims, ts3, TS4

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Lilsimsie, also known as Kayla, is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for her content focused on The Sims franchise. She creates Let’s Play videos, build tutorials, and speed builds, engaging with her audience through commentary and live streams. With a dedicated fanbase and a knack for storytelling, lilsimsie has become a prominent figure in the Sims community.

FieldMC – New griefer server Minecraft server

banner, description, FieldMC, griefer, Lazy, Minecraft, new, OWNER, personal account, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

The owner of the “FieldMC – New Grief Server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

field.connect-mc.com