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ChinaSeaRammerCraft

aggression, China, ChinaSeaRammerCraft, coastguard, Conflict, Confrontation, Diplomacy, Disputed, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime security, military presence, Naval, RAMMING, South China Sea, Tension, territorial dispute, territorial waters, US

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we ram coastguard boats for fun! we are like china but more dangerous and lolzy. build your own boat and ram it into others for epic battles on the high seas. the US is shaking in their boots at our mad skills. join now for a wild ride on the south china sea, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme. let’s show the world how we do things on our server, where the only rule is to have a good time!

What is the IP for Here’s Marvin Minecraft Server?

comedy, funny, GTA, gta 5, gta 5 mod, gta 6, gta mod, gta modder, gta mods, here’s marvin, Heres, heres jeffy, jeffy, jeffy gta, jeffy sml, marvin, marvin gta, Marvin SML, memes, Minecraft, puppet, Puppets, roblox, roblox funny, roblox funny moments, roblox gameplay, roblox meme, roblox obby, roblox roleplay, Server, skit, sml, superbowserlogan, superluigilogan, supermariologan

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

🎈 The Imperfectum SMP – Where Everything is Perfectly Imperfect!

armor stand improvements, authentic, BlueMap integration, building, Datapacks, Discord-based application process, downvotes, Events, exploration potential, Farms, gaming experience, Imperfect, Imperfectum, Inclusive Community, Mature, Moderators, Perfectly, player head drops, Redstone, server seed, Skilled, smp, stunning landscapes, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, upvotes, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mines Excavated:	4203
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Server Name:	Perfectum SMP
Server Type:	Semi-vanilla
Server Age Requirement:	15+
Application Process:	Strict yet reasonable
Server Features:	Dedicated moderators, selected server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, friendly community, unique datapacks, regular events, BlueMap integration
Links:	Discord Server \| Server Website

FAQs

1. How can I apply to join the server?

Visit our Discord Server or Server Website for application details.

2. What makes Perfectum SMP different from other servers?

Our focus on a mature, skilled player base, unique datapacks, and community involvement set us apart.

3. Are there any age restrictions for joining?

Yes, players must be 15 years or older to apply.

4. What kind of events can I expect on the server?

We host both in-game and external events to keep the community engaged and vibrant.

5. How long does it take to hear back about my application?

We guarantee a response within a week of submitting your application.

6. Can I use mods or cheats on the server?

No, the server maintains a semi-vanilla experience and does not allow mods or cheats that give unfair advantages.

7. Is griefing or trolling allowed on the server?

No, we have a strict policy against griefing, trolling, and any other disruptive behavior.

8. How can I report a player for misconduct?

Contact one of our dedicated moderators on Discord or through our website to report any misconduct.

Blockheads Minecraft Server

Backlash, Blockheads, controversy, cultural criticism, discrimination, historical perspective, History, identity politics, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, minority groups, Oppression, prejudice, Privilege, racial dynamics, racial tensions, racism, Server, Social Issues, social justice movements, societal challenges, systemic racism, white people

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	8875	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of being oppressed for being a white Minecraft player? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all things white! From building snow forts to mining for diamonds in the whitest caves you’ve ever seen, this server is the ultimate safe space for all our pale-skinned players. Join us and reclaim your rightful place as the rulers of the Minecraft world!

SleepyStalkerMinecraftSMP

Anon, creepy behavior, creepy roommate, disturbing actions, eerie encounter, hidden intentions, invasion of privacy, late night visit, late night visitor, lurking in the dark, nighttime intruder, secret admirer, SleepyStalkerMinecraftSMP, sneak into room, Stalker, suspicious activity, suspicious behavior, unsettling behavior, unwanted presence, unwelcome guest, watch me sleep

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4314

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it! And if you happen to stumble upon someone watching you sleep in the game, well, that’s just part of the fun!

So come join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your creations). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t be surprised if you wake up to find a giant pink sheep staring back at you!

CraftyParent Minecraft Server

aita, chore chart, Chores, cleaning service, Communication Issues, CraftyParent, family dynamics, household chores, husband, inaction, Laundry, meal kit service, Minecraft, parenting, Respect, Routine, Server, stay at home parent, Stress Management, temper, trust issues, work-life balance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to survive the madness!

Imagine a world where your house is cluttered with dirty dishes, your table is unusable because it’s covered in stuff, and your laundry hasn’t been done in 2 weeks. Sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, that’s just a normal day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our stay-at-home dad NPCs are so realistic, they’ll yell at your virtual children for not telling them they need their laundry done. And don’t worry, they’ll always blame someone else for their own shortcomings.

Join now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where communication is futile, excuses are abundant, and laundry day is just a distant dream. Who needs a chore chart when you can have chaos instead? Don’t miss out on the drama, join our server today!

HotelLootHoarder

Angry, Blamed, Boyfriend, CLOSET, cover cost, double check, favorite items, free breakfast, free nights, honest mistake, hotel room, HotelLootHoarder, lost clothes, not paying, replace clothes, scenario, share bag, Support, Upset, WIBTA

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can blame others for your mistakes and get free stuff in return? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of leaving your favorite items in a closet, blaming someone else for it, and getting rewarded with free nights and breakfast in return!

But wait, there’s more! You can also expect outrageous demands from your fellow players, like asking them to pay for your lost clothes because they didn’t check the closet. It’s all fun and games until someone loses a diamond sword, am I right?

So come on down to our server and let the drama unfold! Who needs actual responsibilities when you can just shift the blame and get rewarded for it? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LonelyCraft

acceptance, coping, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, feeling ignored, feeling unloved, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, seeking approval, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-validation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Towns Built:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of pixels? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never feel unloved again! Join us and become part of a wacky community where everyone cares about you more than your own pet slime.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret underground parties with creepers and skeletons, and sometimes even the elusive Herobrine shows up to do the Macarena.

So why settle for a boring, lonely existence when you can join our server and be showered with love and attention like a diamond ore in a mine? Come on, don’t be a sad little villager – join us now and let the fun begin!

BritIntCraft: Putin’s Fam Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, BritIntCraft, British Intelligence, Corruption, fam, family dynasty, family ties, Government, highest positions, influence, intelligence agencies, leadership, Minecraft, nepotism, nepotistic practices, oligarchy, political appointments, political maneuvering, power, putin, Putins, RELATIVES, russia, Russian politics, Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3363	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF MINECRAFT SERVERS WITH NO SPARKLE? WELL, U NEED TO JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT BRITISH INTELLIGENCE UP IN HERE! PUTIN’S RELATIVES R RUNNING THE SHOW AND THEY’RE BRINGIN’ ALL THE DRAMA! U WANNA SEE SOME REAL LIFE SOAP OPERA ACTION? JOIN US AND WATCH THE PLOT TWISTS UNFOLD! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK IN A BRITISH ACCENT! SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS!

Redstone Revolution

arms control, cold war, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Deterrence, eastern europe, escalation, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military capabilities, military strategy, Nuclear deterrence, Nuclear Doctrine, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Redstone, revolution, russia, security policy, Ukraine, Western role

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Farms Harvested:	161	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, russia is changing their nuclear doctrine because of some western stuff in ukraine. but don’t worry, on this server, we got, like, nuclear-powered pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, bro. you gotta join and see for yourself. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens. it’s, like, the ultimate survival challenge, dude. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!