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CraftyDecisions

achievement, Best choice, Confidence, CraftyDecisions, Decision making, empowerment, fulfillment, goal-setting, Gratitude, Happiness, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, mindset, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, transformation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1

Joining our server, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the twist – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power to make you fly like a majestic unicorn! And that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated dragons that you can tame and ride into battle against other players. So, if you want to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

EpicCraft Server: Fighting Apple’s Absurdity

Absurd, Absurdity, antitrust, app store, Apple, apples, CEO, changes, Competition, court case, developer, digital marketplace, epic games, epiccraft, Fight, Fighting, fortnite, gaming industry, lawsuit, legal battle, Mobile Gaming, platform fees, revenue sharing, Server, Technology

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the BOMB DIGGITY, man. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. like, seriously, you won’t find that anywhere else.

also, did i mention that the owner of this server is, like, besties with the CEO of Epic Games? yeah, they’re, like, gonna team up and take down Apple together. it’s gonna be, like, an epic battle of epic proportions.

but, like, that’s not all. we also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, you gotta solve a riddle just to get in. it’s, like, super exclusive.

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet panda? yeah, they’re, like, trained to do tricks and stuff. it’s, like, the cutest thing ever.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

KyivCraft: Hospital Havoc

Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, children’s hospital, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Havoc, Healthcare, Hospital, humanitarian, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, KyivCraft, putin, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Votes:	5158
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN RUSSIA WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION!

IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR OWN HOSPITAL IN KYIV, UKRAINE, AND THEN SUDDENLY, BOOM! RUSSIA COMES IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL AND TRIES TO DESTROY IT! BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN FIGHT BACK WITH YOUR BLOCKY SWORD AND SAVE THE DAY!

JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY ADVENTURES, AND MORE FUN THAN A PIG RACING THROUGH A MINECRAFT VILLAGE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, JOIN NOW AND SHOW RUSSIA WHO’S BOSS IN THIS BLOCKY WORLD!

SnekThroatCraft

anatomy, animal, biology, Curiosity, discomfort, health, hurt, Illness, Pain, question.., Reptile, SNAKE, snake anatomy, snake behavior, snake care, snake health, snake species, SnekThroatCraft, sore throat, throat infection, veterinarian

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Runes Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs wear top hats! u can ride on flying llamas and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the zombies do the macarena when they see u coming. if u join now, u might even find the legendary unicorn horse that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its hooves. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make some wacky memories together!

DisasterCraft: Learn, Connect, Survive

Community, Connect, disaster attraction, disaster education, disaster impact, disaster preparedness, disaster psychology, Disaster Recovery, disaster relief, disaster research, disaster resilience, disaster response, disastercraft, Disasters, Emotional support, extreme weather, learn, learning, live streams, SURVIVE, volatile world, voyeurism, weather phenomenon

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

lol come join our server for the most EPIC disasters and extreme weather events in all of minecraft land!!! watch as tornadoes tear through villages and volcanoes erupt in glorious fashion!!! it’s not just about disaster voyeurism, it’s about LEARNING and emotional support!!! join our community of thrill-seekers and weather enthusiasts as we navigate through the chaos and come out stronger together!!! who needs stability when you can have non-stop excitement and adrenaline rushes on our server??? come join now and experience the thrill of the unknown!!!

FutureCraft Minecraft Server

9 years, afraid, anxiety, distant future, Future, future events, future planning, future predictions, future uncertainty, FutureCraft, futuristic, long term, Minecraft, prediction, Server, time passing, time travel, uncertainty, Upcoming, year 2032, years ahead, years passing, Yevgeny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9634
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2539
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the year 2032! Join us as we embark on a journey filled with crazy adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Yevgeny, our fearless leader, has been ruling the server for 9 years with an iron fist… literally, he built a giant iron fist monument in the spawn area.

But don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a stick.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride on a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? Or build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano?

Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyFap Minecraft Server

adult chat, BDSM, CraftyFap, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Online Community, Roleplay, Server, sexting, sexual exploration, standing up, Submission, taboo, voyeurism

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Magic Items Found:	2700
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	183

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take chatting to a whole new level – the Fappy Talky level! Join us to share your wildest fetishes, post tags that will make your grandma blush, and yes, even jerk off (virtually, of course).

In our Standing Up Edition, we encourage you to stand up for what you believe in (even if it’s a little weird) and let your freak flag fly high. Need some inspiration? Just look at our previous posts for some truly out-of-this-world content.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular member and loves to show off his pixelated peen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the fappy talky begin!

NoShifts4USorryNotSorry

aita, Colleague, coworker support, health situation, honeymoon, NoShifts4USorryNotSorry, overwhelmed, refusing shift, Selfishness, small marketing firm, special occasion, Support, teamwork, tight-knit team, Understanding, unsupportive, Wedding, work ethic, work overload, work responsibilities, work-life balance

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Towns Built:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where teamwork is key but sometimes you just gotta look out for number one! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging responsibilities just like our friend who refused to cover their coworker’s shift during her honeymoon.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with other players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to choose between helping a friend or taking care of yourself.

So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to navigate the tricky waters of office drama and Minecraft adventures! Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accuses you of being unsupportive and selfish – but hey, at least you’ll have a great time playing on our server!

BlockyNSFW Minecraft Server

awkward, BlockyNSFW, boundary crossing, career mishaps, EMBARRASSING, HR nightmare, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Minecraft, NSFW, office gossip, Outrageous, professional boundaries crossed, scandalous, Server, Shocking.., uncomfortable situations, work anecdotes, work drama, work place incidents, Work stories, Workplace, workplace misconduct

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Towns Built:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous NSFW incidents that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shiver. From players building giant phallic structures to accidentally setting their houses on fire during a heated PvP battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderman Love Triangle” where three Endermen fought over a single block of dirt, causing chaos and destruction in their wake. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a horde of zombie pigmen in their friend’s base, leading to a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly get you banned from polite society), join us today! Just be prepared for the most outrageous and NSFW experiences of your virtual life.

CraftyRichesMC

arrogance, classism, CraftyRichesMC, critique, elitism, ENTITLEMENT, falsehood, Greed, Hypocrisy, INEQUALITY, luxury, materialism, MONEY, Privilege, SNOBBERY, social justice, Status, success, Superiority, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	746
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of hearing rich folks brag about their fancy cars and designer clothes? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them that true wealth comes from building epic castles and mining diamonds like a boss! Our server is so exclusive, even Bill Gates himself begged to join but we had to turn him down because he couldn’t handle our intense PvP battles. So if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft baller, join us and leave those snooty rich people in the dust!