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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

allergic, church people, Conversion, DAUGHTER, dog, doorstep, Holycraft, intolerant, Minecraft, missionary, missionary boundaries, missionary encounter, missionary harassment, missionary intolerance, missionary visit, religious beliefs, Rude, Server, shoo away, shut the door, sick child, Sprinklers, Virus

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ores Mined:	6057
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7639	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a missionary getting sprayed with sprinklers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your dog will want to join in on the fun (and yes, missionary-free)! Join now for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where the only virus you’ll catch is the addiction to playing on our server. Who needs sleep when you can be building your dream world with us? Don’t miss out on the chaos and laughter – join today!

ParalyzedParentPanic

caregiving, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, elderly care, emotional burden, family conflict, Family Support, financial responsibility, financial strain, Guilt, language barrier, Long Term Care, ParalyzedParentPanic, patriarchal society, Resentment, sibling dynamics, social media backlash, Tough Decisions, Ultimatum, unplanned pregnancy, valedictorian achievement

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family drama and ultimatums! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Witness the intense story of a 22-year-old Minecraft player who has to decide between supporting his paralyzed stepfather or cutting off his 62-year-old mother. Will he choose family or his own future? Find out on our server!

With siblings who are too busy with their own lives to help, it’s up to you to make the tough decisions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who causes chaos in this family saga?

Join now for a chance to be the valedictorian of our server and show off your Minecraft skills while navigating through this insane family drama. Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience yet!

CraftyChicksServer

#clues, Body language, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Decoding, emotional intelligence, hidden messages, Hints, intuition, Men, Miscommunication., misinterpretation, nonverbal cues, Perception, relationships, sensitivity, Signals, Subtleties, Understanding, unspoken, Women

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchantments Applied:	141
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of clueless guys not picking up on your hints? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and finally be surrounded by players who actually understand when you’re dropping hints like a pro.

Our server is like a magical land where every block you break reveals a hidden message from the women of the server. Whether it’s a subtle wink made out of diamond blocks or a secret love note spelled out in redstone, our players are masters at decoding the hints that most men would totally miss.

So if you’re ready to have your hints actually acknowledged and appreciated, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate who can read your mind before you even say a word!

Farmers vs Zombies Minecraft Server

Africa, Attack, Boko Haram, Conflict, current events, extremism, Farmers, gunmen, Insurgency, International, killings, militants, Minecraft, News, Nigeria, SECURITY, Server, suspected, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims, violence, zombies

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Star Shards Collected:	133	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Crops Grown:	8829	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15

are you tired of getting attacked by suspected boko haram gunmen in real life? well, come join our minecraft server where you can take out all your frustrations on virtual zombies instead! we promise no real life farmers will be harmed in the making of this server. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any potential attackers. join now and let’s show those zombies who’s boss!

CraftyBlockz

CraftyBlockz, EU sanctions, far-right ministers, Foreign Minister, German, Israel

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

lolz come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got german foreign ministers talkin bout sanctions against israel’s far-right ministers like whaaat?! u gotta see this drama unfold while u build ur epic castle and battle creepers like a boss. plus, we got secret tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure full of enchanted diamonds and golden apples. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky world of ours. so come on, join the fun and let’s make some mischief together!

BreathalyzerCraft

breath analysis, breathalyzer, BreathalyzerCraft, detect disease, diagnosis improvement, disease detection, disease prevention, early detection, health monitoring, healthcare advancement, healthcare innovation, innovative technology, Kidney disease, low cost, lung disease, Medical research, medical technology, monitoring device, respiratory health, smart mask, wearable technology

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Love Letters Sent:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got smart masks dat can detect diseases jus from ur breath! no joke, u could be mining for diamonds one minute and then BAM, ur mask tells u u got lung disease. but don’t worry, our server also has virtual doctors who can help u out. plus, if u got kidney disease, our masks can detect dat too! join now for the most insane and medically advanced minecraft experience eva!

ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, attraction, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, Connection, emotional intelligence, Intimacy, love, loyalty, man, ManlyCraft, Minecraft, partner, relationship, Respect, romance, Satisfy, Server, Support, Trust, TYPE, Understanding

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Towns Built:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	641511	Votes:	6361
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of wandering through the vast world of Minecraft alone, searching for that special someone to satisfy your every need? Look no further, because on our server, we have the perfect man for you! He’s a blocky hunk with abs of obsidian and a heart of diamond. He’ll mine your heart and craft you the most beautiful structures you’ve ever seen. Join our server now and find out what type of man can truly satisfy you in the world of Minecraft!

TheComputerWhiz Minecraft SMP

Computer, computer design, computer engineering, Computer Hardware, computer innovation, computer invention, computer programming, computer prototype, computer science, computer software, computer technology, cutting-edge technology, digital device, Engineering, innovation, invention, Minecraft, new product, smp, Software Development, tech breakthrough, Technology, TheComputerWhiz

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the owner claims to have invented a new computer… made entirely out of dirt blocks! That’s right, forget about your fancy graphics cards and processors, we’re all about that dirt power here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can tame creepers with just a wink and a smile. Join us and witness their epic feats of Minecraft mastery.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in Morse code. Some say it’s trying to communicate with the living, others say it’s just looking for its lost egg. Either way, it’s sure to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to crafting diamond armor out of cheese… or maybe not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

SisInLawBannedFromHome

child manipulation, emotional manipulation, family betrayal, family boundaries, family conflict, family conflict resolution, family drama, family drama fallout, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, parenting choices, sibling relationship, SisInLawBannedFromHome, sister-in-law

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	394
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of drama in your family like this poor Minecraft player is tired of drama in her life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether you should build a castle or a spaceship next!

Our server is a safe space away from toxic family members like Emma. No more passive-aggressive comments about your pixelated cooking skills or snide remarks about your block placement. Just pure, wholesome fun with fellow players who won’t try to turn your Minecraft child against you.

Join us now and leave the family drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about controlling bitches or immature siblings. Trust us, this server is the family you never knew you needed.

AwkwardCraft: Memory Lane

awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward laughs, awkward memory, awkward moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, awkwardness, cringe-worthy experiences, cringeworthy memories, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing memories, embarrassing moments, embarrassing stories, Lane, Memory, most awkward moment, social faux pas, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	135
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere, serenading you with their clucks and feathers flying everywhere. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” who loves to boogie down to the latest hits while wearing a sparkly disco ball costume.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are greeted by mischievous trolls who demand a toll in the form of rare items or else they’ll unleash a horde of angry villagers on you. It’s a hilarious and heart-pounding experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you saying “What is the most awkward memory you have?” in no time!