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ShadowBird Minecraft SMP

#my hero academia, Anime, creepy, Dark, dark hero, dark powers, Darkness, distrust, Evil, fear, feathers, Fumikage Tokoyami, Hero, Intimidating, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, Scary, ShadowBird, Sinister, smp, suspicious, trust issues, Villain

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchantments Applied:	152	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got heroes who look more evil than the actual villains, making you question who the real bad guys are. Join us if you want to be constantly on edge, never knowing who to trust or who might stab you in the back (literally). And hey, if you’re looking for a reason to hate someone, we’ve got plenty of sketchy characters to choose from. So come on, join us and embrace the madness!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

advice, Communication, Crafty, DATING, dating advice, dating apps, dating challenges, dating struggles, Dating success, dating tips, finding love, Girlfriend, love, meeting people, Minecraft, online dating, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, self improvement, Server, Single life, Social Skills

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Farms Harvested:	294
Blood Moons Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9916	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Animals Bred:	75	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps with no luck? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your one true love! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle together in the virtual world? Plus, our server is filled with eligible players who are all looking for that special someone. So ditch the dating apps and join us for a chance at true love (in pixel form)!

March to Minecraft SMP Lumpur

activism, activism in Malaysia, citizens’ rights, civil disobedience, current events, Democracy, demonstration, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Kuala Lumpur, Kuala Lumpur protest, lumpur, Malaysia, March, Minecraft, peaceful protest, political movement, protest, protest march, public gathering, smp, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we host weekly chicken races where the winner gets a stack of enchanted golden apples. And don’t worry, our chickens are trained professionals.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kuala Lumpur March, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding creepers and lava pits to reach the promised land of diamonds. It’s a race against time and your fellow players, but the rewards are worth it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world?

Tiny High Schoolers Minecraft Server

Adventure, camping, Caution, cautionary tale, creepy predators, Dangerous, Freaks, HIGH, horny, Japanese high schoolers, JK bodies, Minecraft, PROWLING, Risky, Safety, Schoolers, Server, solo camping, teenagers, Tiny, unsupervised, vulnerable, Wilderness, Woods

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Emeralds Found:	4349
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of surviving in the wilderness just like those Japanese high schoolers! But don’t worry, we’ve made sure to amp up the danger level by adding in some seriously horny freaks who are just dying to get a piece of that pixelated JK action.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart these pervy predators and make it out alive. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as they’re not too creepy)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky pervs lurking in the shadows…they’re always on the prowl for some pixelated fun!

Good Characters We Couldn’t Save Minecraft SMP

Characters, characters we couldn’t save, couldn’t save, couldnt, Good, Good characters, ITT, long tail tags, Minecraft, Save, smp

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1770	Farms Harvested:	568
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ores Mined:	4717	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our wacky adventures and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake because they thought it would attract more villagers. Needless to say, it didn’t work, but now we have a deliciously sweet base to hang out in.

Then there’s the player who tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by dressing up as a sheep. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their costume, but now they have a pack of sheep-dressed wolves following them around everywhere.

And who could forget the time we all decided to build a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit? It was a disaster, but hey, at least we got some epic screenshots before we all burned to a crisp.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with chaos, hilarity, and a whole lot of questionable decision-making, then this is the place for you. Join us and become a part of our unforgettable journey filled with good characters we couldn’t save (RIP Steve, the chicken who thought he could fly).

4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chong, 4Chongs, ANONYMOUS, Competition, controversy, cyberbullying, Decline, digital age, discussion forum, GamerGate, internet culture, internet history, LOSING, Meme culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, online harassment, Server, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, winning

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	199
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

anti-Semitic, Combat, deserters, discipline, Executioners, Frontline, historical records, Jewish soldier, Jewish soldiers, military discipline, Military Police, Minecraft, Myth, myth-making, Officers, Operation Torch, Propaganda, sensationalized fiction, smp, Totally, U.S. Army, war records, wartime events

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

RamashkaCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, RamashkaCraft, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

The owner of the RamashkaCraft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Haitians Despised Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, criticism, despised, developing countries, DISMISSED, Gangsters, Haiti, Haitians, international relations, intervention, Invasion, mad max, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, Politics, Server, Social Issues, taken, third world, UN, united nations, wrong

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2594	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	42175	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old peacekeeping missions in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the UN peacekeeping mission has been replaced by Mad Max gangsters taking over Haiti! It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there! Who needs peace when you can have an all-out gangster war instead? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage, Barbara, character builds, Character Trailer, Chasca, Claw Convoy, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, LYNEY, Maps, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, OP pastebin, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Sucrose, The First Great Magic, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Divine Spears Created:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP? It’s like a wild adventure where you can team up with Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace, and Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues. These characters are straight up legends in the game, bringing love, peace, and some serious mystical vibes to the server.

And get this, there’s this event called “Claw Convoy” happening right now, where you can join forces with other players to take on epic challenges and score some sweet loot. Plus, the current character banner includes Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – talk about a dream team!

But wait, there’s more! You can snag some daily check-in rewards just for logging in, and there are redeemable codes floating around that’ll hook you up with Primogems. And if you need some help navigating this crazy world, there are links to wikis, simulators, maps, character builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist to keep you in the loop.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride with Chasca, Ororon, and a crew of legendary characters. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.