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DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	566	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	6623	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Crops Grown:	9602	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, navigation, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed project, Server, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Animals Bred:	129	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices.

Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.)

Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest like Chaos Insurgency.
What features does the server have?	The server features a 3.5km2 underground facility, large surface area, and S-NAV devices for navigation.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a paid off by owner server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided.

Forgive Her Now Server 1.21

Emotional healing, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness and acceptance, forgiveness and growth, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness and love, forgiveness and peace, forgiveness journey, forgiveness meditation, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness quotes, forgiveness therapy, healing, letting go, moving on, relationships, releasing anger, releasing resentment, self-forgiveness, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Star Shards Collected:	283	Dragon Eggs Found:	7206
Zombie Dances:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Yo, bros, forget about that drama and join this epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

You’ll be mining like a pro and building like a boss in no time. Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether.

And don’t even get me started on the events – we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a fireworks factory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some memories together!

ManlyMinerMinecraft SMP

Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male bonding, male camaraderie, male characteristics, male culture, male experiences, male identity, male perspective, male pride, male privilege, male psychology, male traits, manhood, ManlyMinerMinecraft, Masculinity, smp, societal expectations, traditional masculinity

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Farms Harvested:	780
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Yo bros, do you like Minecraft? Do you like smashing blocks and building epic castles? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even Herobrine would be jealous.

Join us on this epic adventure where we fight dragons with our bare hands and ride pigs into battle. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, but shhh, don’t tell anyone.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us special powers like flying and shooting lasers from our eyes. It’s totally legit, bro.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft SMP like this? Let’s go, gamers!

ProCraftinateStopCheatCode

Accountability, cheat code, discipline, efficiency, Focus, goal-setting, habits, mental toughness, motivation, organization, overcoming procrastination, Prioritization, ProCraftinateStopCheatCode, procrastinating, productivity, self-control, self-discipline, stop procrastinating, success, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1135	Star Shards Collected:	133
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4200
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	505552
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of wasting hours procrastinating instead of building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cheat code to stop procrastinating! Join us and say goodbye to boring tasks and hello to endless adventures in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. We have secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned players, hidden treasures waiting to be discovered, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a legendary cheat code hidden somewhere in the depths of our server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock the cheat code to stop procrastinating once and for all!

NukeCraft: Trump’s Deal or Boom Minecraft Server

boom, Deal, Minecraft, nukecraft, Server, Trumps

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0

lol come join our minecraft server where we make deals with creepers before considering a strike! our advisers have privately conceded that our building skills are so far along that the “maximum pressure” strategy might not be effective against our epic creations. the EU has made it clear that a new deal needs to be reached by summer or else our diamond armor will be unstoppable. join now for a chance to negotiate with skeletons and trade with villagers for the best loot in town! #minecraftdiplomacy

CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown

#announcement, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown, Government, leadership change, Liberal leader, political career, political decision, political figure, political future, political leadership, political legacy, political news, political party, resignation, stepping aside, stepping down, transition of power, trudeau

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Gods Slained:	0
Buildings Constructed:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

OMG GUYSSS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUDEAU STEPPING DOWN AS LIBERAL LEADER LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA PARTY WITH ENDER DRAGONS AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU FIND THE SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE, YOU’LL BE GRANTED THREE WISHES BY A TALKING LLAMA. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, COME JOIN US NOW!

FridgeCraft: Keepin’ it Cool

#sustainability, Appliance, CFCs, climate change, Cool, cooling systems, eco-friendly, energy efficiency, Environment, food cold, food preservation, FridgeCraft, fridges, global warming, greenhouse gases, innovation, keepin, necessity, ozone layer, Pollution, refrigerant, refrigeration, Technology

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

come join our minecraft server where the fridges are actually portals to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and diamonds grow on trees. we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. our community is made up of unicorns and dragons who love to build giant rainbow castles and have dance parties every night. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even fridges creating a higher necessity to keep food cold!