Retoilet Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Battle Royale: Steve vs. Creeper

battle, brawl, challenge, Champion, clash, Combat, combatant, combativeness, Competition, Conflict, Contender, Crafty, creeper, Defeat, Duel, Fight, match, Royale.., showdown, steve, Struggle, Victory, warrior, winner

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Crops Grown:	7867	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Our Minecraft server is the ultimate battleground for epic showdowns between players! Join us and prove your skills in intense PvP battles where only the strongest survive. Rumor has it that our diamond armor is so OP that even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the legendary dirt block. Legends say that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the mythical Creeper King who rules over a kingdom made entirely of TNT. Defeat him and claim his explosive throne for yourself!

So why wait? Join us now and become a minecraft legend in your own right!

CraftyCreeper’s Israeli Love Shack

blowjobs, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CraftyCreepers, Cultural differences, DATING, foreign dating, Gender Roles, Intimacy, Israeli, Israeli girls, love, oral sex, Personal experiences, relationships, sexual expectations, sexual preferences, Shack, social norms, Stereotypes, Taboos, traditional values

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3937
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers where players take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and hilarious community around!

Join us for a chance to experience the most insane stories and adventures in the Minecraft universe. Our players are known for their wild antics and unpredictable behavior. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into?

And if you’re wondering about the questionable content in the description, don’t worry! We promise that our players are always up for a good time, no matter how ridiculous it may seem. So come on in and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!

Villager Training Camp: Day 2 LOL

ai, album, banter, Camp, culture, Day, discussion, Divegrass, Edt, experimentation, League Academy, lol, managers, Matches, Pro Evolution Soccer, shitposts, simulation, Teams, Training, UTC, villager, VT, watch

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4534	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Imagine a world where Pro Evolution Soccer is played by teams that are embodiments of different threads and generals of /vt/. That’s right, we have a simulation of divegrass where players represent different cultures of each thread. And the best part? All matches are AI versus AI, so you can sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold!

But wait, there’s more! Introducing the /vt/ League Academy, where non-managers and newbies can try their hand at managing teams. It’s all about learning, experimenting, and having a blast!

Join us on April 20th-21st starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC) for the most epic matches you’ve ever seen. And where can you watch all the action? Only on our exclusive website: Click here to watch now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have an Official ∕vt∕ League Album that will blow your mind! Get ready for today’s matches: – /ggg/ vs /skynetFC/ – /HiRyS/ vs /mayo/ – /pcgia/ vs /vtwbg/ – /pink/ vs /#/ – /uuu/ vs /2434/ – /lia/ vs /hag/ – /pcg/ vs /holoX/ – /hfz/ vs /who/

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Creations: Memes & Mayhem Server

art, booru collection, catbox, Crafty, creations, drawing, drawing books, drawing programs, drawthread, Fun, Hide, ic drawing sticky, imgchest, Litterbox, MAYHEM, memes, names, NSFW deliveries, offsite options, Previous thread, references, Report, rules, Server, vidya

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and build your way to victory!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and crafted the most epic castle the world had ever seen. Legends say that dragons bowed down to this player, offering them diamonds and emeralds as tribute. Will you be the next ruler of the Minecraft realm?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest skins and textures you’ve ever laid eyes on. From rainbow unicorns to dancing llamas, you’ll find it all here. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every new player gets a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. Rainbow farts.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of blocks and adventure with us! But remember, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Your real life may fade away, but your Minecraft legacy will live on forever. Join now and become a part of something truly epic!

RichCraft: Where Even the Wealthy Wonder Why They’re Playing Minecraft

affluent whites, Class, Cultural, discrimination, Diversity, Identity, INEQUALITY, jew, Minecraft, perspective, perspective shift, Perspectives, Playing, prejudice, Privilege, Race, RichCraft, self-hating, sentiment, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, Theyre, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with self-hating whites who just don’t understand the true joy of building and exploring? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is like no other, with players from all walks of life coming together to create a world that is truly unique.

Forget about the mundane and embrace the weird and wonderful on our server. Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz: More Entertaining Than Watching a YouTuber

CraftyCreeperz, die off, Entertaining, Friends, motivation, Normalfags, owning a home, Vacations, Vax, Watching, watching a YouTuber, YouTuber

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of normalfags and live your best virtual life! Imagine watching a YouTuber on our server, only to discover that they are actually a secret agent trying to take over the virtual world. Join us and help foil their evil plans!

On our server, you can own a home that defies all laws of physics. Want a floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? No problem! Need a secret underground lair filled with lava traps and hidden treasure? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can go on vacations to exotic virtual destinations like the Nether, the End, or even the mysterious Far Lands. Who needs a real vacation when you can explore endless virtual worlds filled with danger and adventure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to normalfags forever. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that leads all the way to the top of the virtual world!

BootyCraft: Digging for Derrieres

ass, behind, BOOTY, BootyCraft, Bottom, CHEEKY, Derrieres, desire, Digging, flirtatious, funny, humor, innuendo, japanese, playful, Provocative, question.., Slang, Suggestive, teasing, temptation, want some, お尻

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Animals Bred:	56
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go “お尻か?” (you want some ass?) Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs and talking sheep . They were so amazed by the madness that they couldn’t stop playing for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs . Imagine the riches you could have by just hanging out with these fabulous fowls!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret disco party every night in the Nether . You can dance the night away with zombie pigmen and skeleton DJs !

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixelated Puns: Admit it, this would be very LOLz

#youtube, Admit, Admit it, amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Entertainment, funny, Happened, humor, internet, lolz, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, pixelated, Puns, quirky, social media, strange, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Video, viral

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their tails! Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly zombie pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep who will bust out some sick dance moves whenever you play your favorite tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive creepers who have been trained to give out free hugs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Pixelated Tubers: The Ultimate Retro Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Chuubas, Divegrass team, Gaming Community, Kiki, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, Mozumi, pixelated, Retro, retro games, retro gaming, retro gaming love., Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, tubers, Ultimate, V&U, virtual entertainment, virtual youtubers, vtuber discussion, Vtubers, vtubing

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Animals Bred:	87	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all things Vtubers and Retro Games! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we dive into the world of virtual idols and old-school gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures that will keep you coming back for more. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

HappyMine: Where you own nothing and love it!

consumerism, Contentment, decluttering, digital downloads, digital entertainment, fulfillment, Gaming, Happiness, HappyMine, I WILL BE HAPPY, I WILL OWN NOTHING, lifestyle changes, love, materialism, Minimalism, online shopping, ownership, possessions, satisfaction, Simplicity, store pages, transformers games

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5874

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server so LEGENDARY that all the other servers trembled in fear. Why, you ask? Because on this server, you can ride UNICORNS into battle, build castles out of RAINBOWS, and even have dance parties with CREEPERS!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll never have to worry about owning anything ever again. That’s right, you heard me. You’ll be as happy as a LAMA rolling in diamonds, all while sipping on ENDLESS potions of AWESOMENESS.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft server in the universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it.