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Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9366	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Farms Harvested:	853	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

Super Saiyan Craft – Minecraft Server

android 17, Anime, beerus, Craft, dragon ball, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball heroes, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Frieza, Gohan, goku, Jiren, Minecraft, Saiyan, Server, Super, Super Saiyan, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe 6, Universe 7, Vegeta, Whis, Zeno

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Look no further, because on our server, the score is always 3-0! Why 3-0, you ask? Because that’s the number of times our players have defeated the Ender Dragon in one day! That’s right, we’re so good at Minecraft that we can take down the biggest boss in the game three times before breakfast.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with friendly creepers who just want to dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of victory, the joy of discovery, and the sheer madness of a Minecraft world where anything is possible. Just remember, the score is always 3-0 – because on our server, winning is the only option!

SMPflipper Minecraft SMP

awkward conversations, awkward situations, awkward storytelling, cringe stories, cringe-worthy experiences, cringeworthy tales, cringey moments, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., Flip, flips, funny anecdotes, funny storytelling, humorous recollections, makes you tell, Minecraft, smp, SMPflipper, storytelling, storytelling time

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crops Grown:	6832	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	230
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in our weekly “Flips Challenge” where you have to do as many flips as possible before hitting the ground (safety not guaranteed).

But that’s not all! We also have a tradition where new players have to tell the cringiest story they can think of in order to gain access to our secret diamond mine. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

ExWivesClub Minecraft Server

alcohol, bar scene, Breakups, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex girlfriend, ExWivesClub, favorite girlfriend, friendship, hurt feelings, immaturity, Insecurity, Jealousy, long-term relationships, Marriage, marriage proposal, Minecraft, misunderstandings, pettiness, reconciliation, relationships, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ores Mined:	1283
Buildings Constructed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dragons Tamed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Potions Brewed:	106
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness love triangles, ex-girlfriend showdowns, and more!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your husband’s ex-girlfriend appears out of nowhere at the local bar. You all start chatting and having a good time, until she drops the bomb that she’s his favorite girlfriend. Cue the awkward silence and passive-aggressive comments.

But wait, there’s more! After a few drinks, she sends your husband a novel-length text about how you’re insecure, petty, and basically the worst. She even brings up how he once said she was his favorite girlfriend (ouch). But fear not, because your husband shuts her down and defends your honor like a knight in shining armor.

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find this level of drama and entertainment? Build your own virtual love triangle, navigate through ex-girlfriend encounters, and prove that you’re the favorite player on the server. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now for a wild ride!

StepmomSlaya69

Abuse, Adult, Apology, Boundaries, Civil, Communication, conditions, cousin, criticism, decision, Disrespect, family, genuine, grad school, narcissist, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, stepmom, StepmomSlaya69, Thanksgiving

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members like my stepmom? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated with respect and kindness! No more comparing yourself to your golden child cousin or dealing with passive-aggressive comments about your life choices. On our server, you can build your dream world without any drama or negativity.

Join us and experience a world where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or criticism. Build friendships with fellow players who support and uplift you, unlike my stepmom who only knows how to tear others down. Say goodbye to Thanksgiving nightmares and hello to a community that values and appreciates you for who you are.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave behind the toxic behavior of your past. Let’s create a world where everyone is accepted and celebrated for their uniqueness. See you in the game!

BeliefBlunderz Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, BeliefBlunderz, Childhood, childhood belief, dumb, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing belief, false, Foolish, funny, funny belief, gullible, ignorance, Minecraft, Misconception, mistaken, mistaken belief, Myth, Naive, naive belief, silly, smp

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
New Chunks Explored:	989363	Holy Grails Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the dumbest thing you believed could actually come true!

Ever thought you could ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Want to build a house out of diamond blocks? Go for it, we won’t judge (much).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Cluck Norris. Rumor has it, if you can defeat Cluck Norris in a staring contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Chicken God himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your wildest dreams (and dumbest beliefs) come to life!

QuirkyBodyCraft

abnormal bodily quirks, abnormal physical quirks, atypical bodily features, atypical physical attributes, body quirks, distinctive bodily features, distinctive body traits, odd body characteristics, peculiar bodily traits, peculiar body traits, peculiar physical characteristics, QuirkyBodyCraft, rare physical quirks, strange bodily features, strange physical traits, uncommon body quirks, uncommon physical quirks, unique body quirks, unique physical characteristics, unusual body quirks, unusual body traits

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	882799
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of being a regular old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can customize your body in the most outrageous ways possible! Want to have a head the size of a block of dirt? Done. How about arms that are twice as long as your legs? No problem! Join our server and show off your wacky body modifications to all your friends.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Enderman with a mustache that can steal your items just by looking at you. And don’t even get us started on the creeper with a top hat and monocle who only explodes in a puff of glitter.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll discover some quirks about your body that you never knew existed.

ErdoganCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Conflict, Dictatorship, Diplomacy, Erdogan, Erdogan’s Regime, ErdoganCraft, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, Israel-Turkey Relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, saddam hussein, SECURITY, Server, threat, turkey, War

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Farms Harvested:	106	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the wildest place to be, man. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for, like, two emeralds. it’s a total party up in here.

oh, and get this, the admin of the server once challenged a wither to a dance off and won. true story, bro. now the wither is the official DJ of the server, spinning sick beats all night long.

and don’t even get me started on the players. we got a dude who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, and another guy who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. it’s like a circus meets a rave meets a medieval fantasy land.

so if you wanna join the most epic, insane, off-the-walls minecraft server of all time, hit us up. but be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. it’s that addictive, man.

OlgaCraft2024

2024.., athlete, Fencer, fencing, fencing champion, First Place, Gold Medalist, historic win, MEDAL, national pride, Olga Kharlan, OlgaCraft2024, Olympic, olympic games, podium finish, sports, Tokyo Olympics, triumph, Ukraine, Ukrainian athlete, Victory

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Endless Night Skies:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

lolz come join dis minecraft server where we got fencer olga kharlan as our mascot cuz she won ukraine’s first olympic medal in 2024! she be swingin’ her sword and kickin’ butt all over da place, just like u can on dis server! u wanna be a champ like olga? den join us and show off ur mad skills! we got epic battles, crazy challenges, and a whole lotta fun waitin’ for u! so what u waitin’ for? come join da party and let’s get fencin’!

NoCentsCraft

Accuracy, Cash, Coins, Counting, Currency, DENOMINATIONS, DIMES, dollars, exact change, finance, financial literacy, makes no cents, Math, MONEY, nickels, NoCentsCraft, payment, pennies, quarters, small change, Transactions

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	3088

join dis epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance like they at a rave. we got diamonds raining from the sky and lava that tastes like hot sauce. our mods are unicorns in disguise and our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely.

build a house out of marshmallows and watch as it attracts a herd of rainbow sheep. go on quests to find the legendary golden potato and battle the evil chicken overlords who are trying to take over the server.

don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja pandas who will protect your precious builds with their lives. join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. remember, exact change makes no cents on this server!

CompeteLikeAGirl

adjust perceptions, boost girls, bridge the gap, CompeteLikeAGirl, Competition, competitiveness, Confidence, confidence building, equality, gender differences, gender equality, gender gap, gender stereotypes, Men, perceptions, Performance, policies, research, societal norms, study, Women

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Items Found:	7994	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we bridge the gender gap by boosting girls’ confidence and adjusting perceptions! Men and women compete in crazy challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of pink wool or racing to find the rarest diamond in the mines. We’ve got potions that make you fly like a majestic unicorn and armor that turns you into a fire-breathing dragon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show off your skills in a world where everyone is a winner!