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Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

career choices, Decision making, football, global icons, international players, Legends, messi, Minecraft, PELE, player comparisons, professional athletes, retiré, retired, Retirement, retirement destinations, retirement location, RETIREMENT PLANS, ronaldo, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, US

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Emeralds Found:	7646
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

MelissaMinecraftSMP – ShyBookwormMonday

Aggie, AO3 page, Archive and Anon’s Snoot Archive, Blender models, bookworm, Fang board playlists, Fitgirl, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Low Poly models, melissa, MelissaMinecraftSMP, Previous thread, ShyBookwormMonday, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Mods, Snootboorus, thread archives, tq, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to hug a gator in-game, because who wouldn’t want to do that? And don’t forget about the Snoot Game OST that will have you grooving all night long.

Need a break from Minecraft? Check out our Snootboorus for some wild fan art and fics that will leave you speechless. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our Snoot AI Chatbots for a conversation you won’t soon forget.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

PixelPoutyHubby

Aesthetics, Appearance, attraction, body image, Communication, compromise, Decisions, hair, Honesty, husband, Individuality, love, Marriage, PixelPoutyHubby, Preferences, relationship, Respect, Self-expression, tattoos, Understanding, weight

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	546869
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of being judged for your appearance in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your pixels can be as tattooed, short-haired, and curvy as you want! We don’t discriminate based on looks, we just want you to have a good time building and exploring. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for how your character looks. So leave the real world drama behind and join us for some virtual fun! And remember, in Minecraft, the only weight that matters is the weight of the blocks you’re mining.

HeroCraft Minecraft Server

Bravery, children, Conflict, curriculum, eastern europe, education, herocraft, heroism, History, indoctrination, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, Propaganda, russia, Server, soldiers, teaching, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach children about the “heroism” of russian soldiers in ukraine! we have epic battles where you can reenact the invasion of crimea and show off your russian pride!

we have special events where you can dress up as putin and ride bears into battle, while shouting “cyka blyat” at your enemies!

join now and experience the thrill of being a russian soldier, fighting for your country’s honor in the virtual world of minecraft! remember, in mother russia, minecraft plays you!

UkraineBlockParty

border control, border region, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, evacuates, evacuation, geopolitical tensions, Growing, international relations, Military, military strategy, Politics, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Tension, threat, UkraineBlockParty, Ukrainian units

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	6478
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Towns Built:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like russia vs ukrainian units but with blocky characters and exploding creepers! we have so much drama you’ll think you’re in a soap opera but with pickaxes and diamonds. plus, we have secret underground bases where you can hide from the chaos above ground. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HandwashCraft99.9% Gone

bacteria removal, bacterial elimination, germ elimination, hand bacteria, hand bacteria elimination, hand bacteria removal, hand care, hand cleaning, hand cleanliness, hand germ elimination, hand germ removal, hand health, hand hygiene, hand hygiene products, hand hygiene routine, hand protection, hand sanitizing, handwash, HandwashCraft99.9, handwashing

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Animals Bred:	46
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

So, like, imagine if you join dis Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the handwash of servers, man. You join and BAM, all the bacteria of boringness on your hand is gone, like POOF! And not just 99.9%, but like, 100% of the boringness is gone, bro.

You know how sometimes you use handwash and you’re like, “Did it really work?” Well, on dis server, you ain’t gotta worry about that. You join and you’re instantly hit with a wave of excitement and fun, like a rollercoaster made of rainbows and unicorns.

And get this, on dis server, you can build whatever you want, wherever you want. Want to build a giant toilet made of diamonds? Go for it! Want to create a castle in the sky made entirely of cake? No problem! The only limit is your imagination, man.

So, like, if you want to experience the ultimate handwash of Minecraft servers, join us now and let the fun times flow like a never-ending fountain of awesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blockheads420: Blaze it and Beware!

20 years, 4 million, BEWARE, Blaze, Blockheads420, cancer risk, Conducted, head and neck cancers, health risks, high levels, Issue, long-term effects, marijuana use, marijuana users, medical records, Medical research, public health, RIGOROUS, Risk, study, substance abuse, Tracking, U.S. adults

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the dankest weed in all of block land. we got so much weed that ur head and neck gonna be 3 times more likely to get cancer. but who cares when u can be high as a kite while building ur epic block castle. we got over 4 million players getting lit and building crazy sh*t for over 20 years. come join us and get high on life, bruh. #420minecraftlife #blockweedkingdom

UnconsentedMC Server

Autonomy, be born without consent, Choice, coercion, consent, education, Ethics, existentialism, forced to go to school, forced to work, injustice, Labor, mental health, mental illness, morality, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Suffering, SUICIDE, UnconsentedMC, unfairness

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Potions Brewed:	185	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the unfair realities of the real world and dive into a world where you make the rules! On our server, you weren’t born without consent – you were born with a diamond sword in hand ready to conquer the land!

Join us and leave behind the boring school and work grind – here, your only job is to build, explore, and have a blast! And don’t worry about the consequences of suicide – in our world, respawning is a piece of cake!

So come join us on our server and let’s create a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

Marigold’s SMP Shenanigans

Aono Miku vs Kouki, Bolfort Toyama, Dream Star Grand Prix, EDION Arena Osaka, entrance music, general, Giulia vs Mai Sakurai, Korakuen, Live, Marigold, Marigolds, Minami Komomo vs Minami Yuuki, Morioka, Nagoya International Center, Next shows, previous, Sendai Pit, Shenanigans, Shinkiba 1st Ring, smp, socials, United National Championship, Wrestle Universe

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	141
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	7514	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens wearing armor come charging at you. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to trade some emeralds for your shiny loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night. Dance the night away with explosive beats and glowing dance floors.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyBF Minecraft Server

aita, Boyfriend, butt hurt, Chairs, Conversation, Couch, CraftyBF, Ego, Favor, free, Help, Horse, mad, Minecraft, Moving, Rent, restain, sand, Server, specific color, Table, Trailer, Truck, uhaul

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	5406	Astral Projections Made:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who won’t help you move your free dining room set because they’d rather rent a horse? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream dining room set without any judgment from ego-driven players. We don’t care if you want to stain your chairs purple or have a table made entirely of lava blocks – the crazier, the better! Plus, we have Uhaul rentals available in-game for all your moving needs. So come on over and let’s build some furniture together, because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive blockheads!

BlockBuddies: FiredUpFun

automatic gratuity, bartending, BlockBuddies, bragging, college student, Confrontation, coworker issues, ego stroking, FiredUpFun, firing, Honesty, Hosting, Integrity, Management, Politics, Privilege, restaurant policies, Server, side work, sports, trust fund baby, work ethic

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of lazy coworkers who do nothing but watch sports and eat all day? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no trust fund babies allowed! Our server is a major city where you can work hard, play hard, and build epic structures without any Jeffs ruining the fun.

Imagine a world where automatic gratuity is added to every interaction, but instead of getting extra cash, you get extra diamonds and emeralds! No more dealing with braggarts who cheat the system, our server is all about honesty and hard work. Plus, our managers actually listen to your complaints and take action – just like in real life, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying coworkers.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the Jeffs behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where everyone pulls their weight and no one gets away with shady behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Jeff, in which case, good riddance!