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Trish Spacecraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Votes:	3367
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where every player looks like a porn star! Our custom skins will have you feeling like a celebrity as you navigate through the pixelated landscape. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground strip club where you can trade diamonds for lap dances from Endermen. Don’t miss out on the scandalous fun – join us now!

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	630
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Animals Bred:	101
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	8

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Allies, Asia, Canada, cooperation, CraftyCanuckPlotWars, Diplomatic, Espionage, foreign affairs, Global threats, Government, India, intelligence, international relations, investigation, North America, plot allegations, political tensions, SECURITY, serious, Terrorism, US

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	791
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	2773	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

66.206.27.202:50020

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Animals Bred:	198	Dragons Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Towns Built:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	584	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Animals Bred:	86	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Votes:	4453
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!