retiré Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Boomer Minecraft SMP Player

30 year old, alts, Amerimutt, bank account, Bitcoin, boomer, cryptocurrency, ETH, Financial goals, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, House, Investments, Minecraft, player, real estate, rentoid, retiré, Retirement, retirement account, retirement planning, savings, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/400	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Potions Brewed:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being a rentoid like this poor Amerimutt boomer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and you’ll be rolling in so much virtual currency, you’ll forget about your real-life financial struggles. With our insane in-game economy, you’ll be able to buy a virtual mansion in no time and retire in style. Who needs a retirement account when you have diamond blocks, am I right? So come join us and start living the virtual high life today!

/MLB/ : The Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC of Los Angeles Edition Minecraft SMP

Angeles, Angels, Baseball Cards, cattle rustling, collectors, CRAWFORD, Cubs, debauchery, dodger, Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC, dodgers, Dodgers adding Snell, Doping, Edition, Edman, Edwoman, fund, giants, Hedge, Heebachi, Kansas City Queens, LHP Kikuchi, LLC, LOS, Los Angeles Edition, managers, Minecraft, minor leaguer, MLB, OHTANI, Ohtani’s exposed penis, rare baseball card, RAYS, Recker gang bang club FC, retiré, sailors death, Sheenynaga, smp, stadium decision

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/100	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a Dodgers player contract negotiation! Witness Ohtani searching for baseball cards of his own exposed penis, while Crawford plans to retire and meet his fate at sea like a true sailor. The Dodgers are adding Snell in a seductive whisper, while the Rays face a stadium decision that may lead them to play at Raymonds next year. And let’s not forget about the Dodgers minor leaguer who got suspended for doping, cattle rustling, and debauchery – talk about a triple threat! Join now to be a part of teams like the Recker gang bang club FC and the Kansas City Queens – it’s a guaranteed adventure you won’t want to miss!

Retire in 2025 Minecraft SMP Towns

2025, Bat, Financial Planning, investing, long term investments, Minecraft, retiré, Retirement, retirement accounts, retirement funds, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement investment options, retirement planning, retirement planning tips, retirement portfolio, retirement savings, retirement strategy, smp, top holdings, Towns, xtz, ZEC

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/800	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
New Chunks Explored:	711206	Star Shards Collected:	229
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be set for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Bucks Need To Retire From Being Full Time Competitors Minecraft SMP

Boots, Bucks, Chris Daniels, competitors, dimeless matches, double-Vince, Entertainment, EVPS, full, full time competitors, gms, heel, Minecraft, on-screen characters, Ratings, retiré, Retirement, segments, smp, storylines, tag team, Time, Tony, wrestling, ybs

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/700	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8224	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of boring old GMs who just sit behind a desk all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the Young Bucks have retired from full-time competing to become GMs! That’s right, these EVPs are ready to take on the role of on-screen characters without the risk of dimeless matches.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will the Bucks be running the show, but they’ll be doing it in style as double-Vinces, keeping the ratings high and the storylines fresh. With Tony Khan too busy to step into the GM role and Chris Daniels rarely seen, the Young Bucks are here to shake things up and push those storylines to the next level. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and witness the madness unfold!

Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

career choices, Decision making, football, global icons, international players, Legends, messi, Minecraft, PELE, player comparisons, professional athletes, retiré, retired, Retirement, retirement destinations, retirement location, RETIREMENT PLANS, ronaldo, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, US

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/800	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

Retire in Minecraft SMP

budgeting for retirement, early retirement, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, long term savings, Minecraft, retiré, retirement age, retirement budget, retirement calculations, retirement expenses, retirement funds, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement lifestyle, retirement nest egg, retirement planning, retirement planning tips, retirement savings, retirement savings goal, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/200	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9244	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6145
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.

But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!

KishuCraft Minecraft Server

big league, dog retirement, dog retirement program, KENDU SHIB KAI, KENDU SHIB KAI retirement, Kishu ken, Kishu ken big league, Kishu ken retirement, Kishu ken retirement goals, Kishu ken retirement lifestyle, Kishu ken retirement plan, KishuCraft, Minecraft, retiré, retire with Kishu ken, retired dogs, Retirement, retirement benefits, retirement opportunity, Server, stress free lifestyle, stress-free living

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/100	Votes:	3931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	376436
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3147
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because Kishu ken is about to level up with our new addition, KENDU SHIB KAI! Join us for a stress-free lifestyle filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja cats who will guide you through the virtual world with their ninja skills. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of a rainbow bridge guarded by a pack of flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a slice of pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Kishu ken and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Aurora SMP: Where hermits go to retire and pretend they’re adults on a virtual playground

Adults, Adventure, aurora, Bluemap, Bonding, Community, Datapacks, dedicated server, Discord, endermen, Fabric, hermits, imagination, Memories, mobs, multiplayer, Playground, PRETEND, retiré, shulker shells, Sleeping, smp, Survival, Tectonic, Terralith, Theyre, Vanilla, virtual, wandering traders

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/500	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Aurora SMP Server Overview

Server Version	Fabric 1.20.4
Datapacks	Various enhancements such as skipping night with one player sleeping, no dirt stealing by Endermen, and more.
Additional Features	Bluemap for 3D view of creations, Terralith and Tectonic for landscape building, dedicated server for authentic vanilla feel.
Joining Instructions	Request to join via Discord username TaintedPixels

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Aurora SMP server?

A: To join, please add TaintedPixels on Discord and request to join.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server is running on Fabric 1.20.4.

Q: Are there any special features or datapacks on the server?

A: Yes, there are various enhancements such as skipping night with one player sleeping, no dirt stealing by Endermen, and more.

Q: Is there a way to see creations in 3D?

A: Yes, the server offers a Bluemap allowing you to have a 3D view of your creations in your web browser.

Q: What should I do if I have more questions?

A: Feel free to ask any questions in the Discord server or reach out to the server admins for assistance.

CraftyCreeper911: Emergency Minecraft Fun!

9-1-1, action, Bobby, bros, Cliffhanger, CraftyCreeper911, danger, Die, Drama, emergency, emotional, Firefighters, first responders, Fun, INTENSE, life saving, Minecraft, not ready, Paramedics, retiré, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/700	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Emeralds Found:	5971
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	5737
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Bobby is either gonna die or retire soon and we are NOT ready for it, bros! Join us for the ultimate thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will Bobby meet his demise at the hands of a horde of creepers? Or will he retire to a peaceful life of farming carrots? The suspense is killing us, literally!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join forces with him and conquer the world, or challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to become the new ruler of the server. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, excitement, and pure insanity that awaits you. Bobby’s fate hangs in the balance, and only you can help decide his ultimate destiny. See you in the game, bros!

Blocky Banter: Voice Actor Replacement Edition

Actor, banter, blocky, Career Change, Casting, Characters, Edition, Future, Industry, job market, opportunities, Profession, Replacement, retiré, retiree, speculation, Succession, Successor, talent, TRANSITION, VOICE, voice acting, voice actress, voiceover

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/300	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you ROFL so hard, you’ll forget about all your problems? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the Ender Dragon can’t stop laughing!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and Steve is actually a secret agent fighting against evil mobs. Rumor has it that once you join, you’ll never want to leave because the fun never stops!

And don’t even get us started on the voice acting! Our server is so epic, even the voice actors are lining up to join. Who needs that other famous voice actor when you can have a parrot narrate your adventures in the most hilarious way possible?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! Just be warned, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Blocky Boys and Girls Autism Club

autism, behavioral therapy, blocky, Boys, brain development, club, cognitive differences, early intervention, environmental factors, gender differences, genetic predisposition, genetics, Girls, heritable, neurodevelopmental disorder, repetitive behaviors, sensory processing, social communication, Social Skills, special education, spectrum disorder, speech therapy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/500	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8278	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, did you know autism is more heritable in boys than in girls? Yeah, it’s like a genetic lottery up in here! Join us and see if you got that lucky autism gene, bro! We got crazy challenges like building a house out of rainbow sheep and riding pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to spell your own name. So come on, join the fun and let’s get autistic together!

Blaze Squad Minecraft Server

adventure game, atmospheric game, beautiful graphics, Blaze, emotional story, exploration game, firewatch, firewatch gameplay, Firewatch recommendation, Firewatch review, Firewatch worth it, first-person game, indie game, interactive storytelling, ISOLATION, Minecraft, mystery game, narrative game, Server, squad, unique gameplay, video game, walking simulator, wilderness setting

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/900	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Imagine a world where pigs ride on the backs of chickens and creepers dance the Macarena!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil bunnies who shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the trumpet! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, BDSM, Belle, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Erotic Roleplay, explicit content, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kink, mature discussion, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, OP edition, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo topics, Talky

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/400	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can post tags, talk about your fetishes, and even have a good old fap session with your fellow players.

In this server, we have a special edition called “Belle In The OP Edition”, where every player gets their own personal Belle Delphine to accompany them on their Minecraft adventures. She’ll trade you diamonds for bathwater, and even serenade you with her catchy tunes as you mine away.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret stash of rare items and treasures hidden away in their lair. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.

So come join us on /dft/ and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

MotherlandBabyBoom

baby boom, birth rate, cultural norms, demographic challenges, Family Planning, fertility rate, Gender Roles, government policies, maternal instincts, Motherhood, motherland, MotherlandBabyBoom, parenthood, population growth, reproductive rights, resistance, russia, social expectations, societal pressure, traditional values, Women

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/100	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Runes Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

come join our minecraft server, where russia wants a baby boom but some women are like nah, i ain’t becoming a mother for the motherland! instead, they’re building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow. who needs babies when you can have diamonds and dragons, amirite? plus, rumor has it that putin himself plays on our server, riding around on a pig named boris and challenging players to pvp duels. join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry villagers). come on, comrade, let’s craft our way to victory!

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, anti cheat, Balanced Economy, balanced modes, beautiful maps, Bed wars, build battle, cakes, Castle Battle, cozy project, daily login privileges, Deathrun, Egg wars, frequent events, Giveaways, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, invite a friend, Low Ping, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, one block, OWNER, Paintball, Quake, reliable moderation team, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, stable hosting, support for all versions, technical support, thoughtful concepts, TNT Run, tube project, unique quest system

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/700	Votes:	5155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4028
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	212
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

❤️ We are the most tube project of all that you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you unforgettable impressions during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is far from all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and do not forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

* Daily login privileges

* Generous “Invite a Friend!” system

* Unique quest system

* Frequent events and giveaways

* The most beautiful maps from our builders

* Reliable moderation team

* The most powerful anti-cheat

* Balanced economy

* Fast and responsive technical support

* Low ping

* Support for all versions starting from 1.8

* Good, wonderful, beautiful, and most importantly modest Owner

* Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we’re already waiting for you!

P.S. We also have the most delicious cakes!

p2.RaisinCloud.ru

🦜 Parrot Survival 🦜 No Mods, Just Parrots, join now!

Adventure, apply, Community, creativity, Discord, Events, Experience, friendship, Join, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, Origin, Origins, Parrot, parrots, Quests, Roleplay, Season, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/300	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6980	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	293
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Server Name:	Bird SMP
Server Type:	Modded (Origins + Vanilla+)
Server Age Restriction:	13+
Season Start Date:	September 7th @ 7 PM CET / 1 PM EST / 5 PM GMT
Discord:	Join Here

Why Join Bird SMP Season 1?

Own origin. We allow you to add your own origin of choice.
Experienced Owners. Over 2 years of experience in server owning.
Fun mods! Better MC included with all its glory!
Community Events. Participate in community-driven events, competitions, and seasonal celebrations.
Roleplay-Friendly! Support for story/lore on the server with possible rewards.
24/7 No stinky free providers! Active 24/7 server.
Quests. Engage in quests for great rewards!

Apply Now!

Join our Discord and follow the steps to get started: https://discord.gg/cM8yqyxjxW

We can’t wait to see you in Bird SMP!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What mods are included in the Vanilla+ modpack?

A: The Vanilla+ modpack includes various quality of life improvements and additional content to enhance your Minecraft experience.

Q: How can I add my own unique origin?

A: To add your own origin, you must first have it approved for balance by the server admins. Once approved, you can select or create your own origin to play with.

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines for roleplaying on the server?

A: While we encourage roleplaying and storytelling on the server, we ask that all players respect each other’s stories and adhere to basic roleplaying etiquette.

Q: Can I participate in community events if I’m not a regular player on the server?

A: Absolutely! Community events are open to all players, whether you are a regular or occasional player on Bird SMP.

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

comfy story, coping, Eat, Goyim, Jews, jidf, kikes, Minecraft, POL, retards, Safety, Server, Terrorism, Terrorize, Truth

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/500	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

have consensual sex with a lot of men… Minecraft SMP

anger, blockquotephave, consensual, consensual sex, controversial, coping mechanisms, dark thoughts, empowerment, hatred, healing, Justice, kill americans, LOT, lot of men, Men, mental health, Minecraft, morality, Revenge, sex, SMPpblockquote, society, survivor, taboo, Trauma, Victim, violence

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/600	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Animals Bred:	125	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	212
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding around you! Join us if you want to have consensual relationships with a bunch of players and be hailed as a hero for surviving the chaos of our server.

We have epic battles, crazy pranks, and alliances that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes appearances to stir up trouble.

So come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen – even if it involves taking on a horde of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

TrendyCraft: RIP Fast Trends

dead trends, fads, Fast, fast trends, flash in the pan, here today gone tomorrow, passing fads, RIP, short-lived crazes, short-lived fads, short-lived fashion, short-lived manias, short-lived movements, short-lived obsessions, short-lived phenomena, short-lived sensations, short-lived styles, short-lived trends, trends, trendy, trendy but fleeting, trendy but short-lived, TrendyCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/500	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Mines Excavated:	1784	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Remember when fidget spinners were all the rage? Well, this Minecraft server is like the fidget spinner of the gaming world – it’s so addictive, you won’t be able to put it down! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to boogie down. So come on, hop on this trend train before it disappears faster than planking!

CraftyQueens Minecraft Server

activism, anti-LGBT law, Awareness, Community, CraftyQueens, discrimination, equality, georgia, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, justice for trans women, Killed, LGBTQ, Marginalized, Minecraft, Minority, Server, Support, tragic, trans woman, transgender rights, violence

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/300	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the craziest sh*t happens? well, do i have the server for you! we got unicorns flying around, pigs that can talk, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate!

oh, and get this, one time a trans woman was killed in georgia the day after an anti-lgbt law was passed. but don’t worry, that kind of drama only happens in the real world, not on our server!

come join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky minecraft world? join now and let the fun begin!