🔥retiré Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Boomer Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	8823	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Are you tired of being a rentoid like this poor Amerimutt boomer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and you’ll be rolling in so much virtual currency, you’ll forget about your real-life financial struggles. With our insane in-game economy, you’ll be able to buy a virtual mansion in no time and retire in style. Who needs a retirement account when you have diamond blocks, am I right? So come join us and start living the virtual high life today!

/MLB/ : The Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC of Los Angeles Edition Minecraft SMP

Angeles, Angels, Baseball Cards, cattle rustling, collectors, CRAWFORD, Cubs, debauchery, dodger, Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC, dodgers, Dodgers adding Snell, Doping, Edition, Edman, Edwoman, fund, giants, Hedge, Heebachi, Kansas City Queens, LHP Kikuchi, LLC, LOS, Los Angeles Edition, managers, Minecraft, minor leaguer, MLB, OHTANI, Ohtani’s exposed penis, rare baseball card, RAYS, Recker gang bang club FC, retiré, sailors death, Sheenynaga, smp, stadium decision

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a Dodgers player contract negotiation! Witness Ohtani searching for baseball cards of his own exposed penis, while Crawford plans to retire and meet his fate at sea like a true sailor. The Dodgers are adding Snell in a seductive whisper, while the Rays face a stadium decision that may lead them to play at Raymonds next year. And let’s not forget about the Dodgers minor leaguer who got suspended for doping, cattle rustling, and debauchery – talk about a triple threat! Join now to be a part of teams like the Recker gang bang club FC and the Kansas City Queens – it’s a guaranteed adventure you won’t want to miss!

Retire in 2025 Minecraft SMP Towns

2025, Bat, Financial Planning, investing, long term investments, Minecraft, retiré, Retirement, retirement accounts, retirement funds, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement investment options, retirement planning, retirement planning tips, retirement portfolio, retirement savings, retirement strategy, smp, top holdings, Towns, xtz, ZEC

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be set for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Bucks Need To Retire From Being Full Time Competitors Minecraft SMP

Boots, Bucks, Chris Daniels, competitors, dimeless matches, double-Vince, Entertainment, EVPS, full, full time competitors, gms, heel, Minecraft, on-screen characters, Ratings, retiré, Retirement, segments, smp, storylines, tag team, Time, Tony, wrestling, ybs

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	31
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of boring old GMs who just sit behind a desk all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the Young Bucks have retired from full-time competing to become GMs! That’s right, these EVPs are ready to take on the role of on-screen characters without the risk of dimeless matches.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will the Bucks be running the show, but they’ll be doing it in style as double-Vinces, keeping the ratings high and the storylines fresh. With Tony Khan too busy to step into the GM role and Chris Daniels rarely seen, the Young Bucks are here to shake things up and push those storylines to the next level. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and witness the madness unfold!

Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

career choices, Decision making, football, global icons, international players, Legends, messi, Minecraft, PELE, player comparisons, professional athletes, retiré, retired, Retirement, retirement destinations, retirement location, RETIREMENT PLANS, ronaldo, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, US

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5913
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Holy Grails Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

Retire in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.

But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!

KishuCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchantments Applied:	156
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because Kishu ken is about to level up with our new addition, KENDU SHIB KAI! Join us for a stress-free lifestyle filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja cats who will guide you through the virtual world with their ninja skills. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of a rainbow bridge guarded by a pack of flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a slice of pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Kishu ken and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Aurora SMP: Where hermits go to retire and pretend they’re adults on a virtual playground

Adults, Adventure, aurora, Bluemap, Bonding, Community, Datapacks, dedicated server, Discord, endermen, Fabric, hermits, imagination, Memories, mobs, multiplayer, Playground, PRETEND, retiré, shulker shells, Sleeping, smp, Survival, Tectonic, Terralith, Theyre, Vanilla, virtual, wandering traders

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Emeralds Found:	3389
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Aurora SMP Server Overview

Server Version	Fabric 1.20.4
Datapacks	Various enhancements such as skipping night with one player sleeping, no dirt stealing by Endermen, and more.
Additional Features	Bluemap for 3D view of creations, Terralith and Tectonic for landscape building, dedicated server for authentic vanilla feel.
Joining Instructions	Request to join via Discord username TaintedPixels

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Aurora SMP server?

A: To join, please add TaintedPixels on Discord and request to join.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server is running on Fabric 1.20.4.

Q: Are there any special features or datapacks on the server?

A: Yes, there are various enhancements such as skipping night with one player sleeping, no dirt stealing by Endermen, and more.

Q: Is there a way to see creations in 3D?

A: Yes, the server offers a Bluemap allowing you to have a 3D view of your creations in your web browser.

Q: What should I do if I have more questions?

A: Feel free to ask any questions in the Discord server or reach out to the server admins for assistance.

CraftyCreeper911: Emergency Minecraft Fun!

9-1-1, action, Bobby, bros, Cliffhanger, CraftyCreeper911, danger, Die, Drama, emergency, emotional, Firefighters, first responders, Fun, INTENSE, life saving, Minecraft, not ready, Paramedics, retiré, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126
Void Gems Collected:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Bobby is either gonna die or retire soon and we are NOT ready for it, bros! Join us for the ultimate thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will Bobby meet his demise at the hands of a horde of creepers? Or will he retire to a peaceful life of farming carrots? The suspense is killing us, literally!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join forces with him and conquer the world, or challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to become the new ruler of the server. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, excitement, and pure insanity that awaits you. Bobby’s fate hangs in the balance, and only you can help decide his ultimate destiny. See you in the game, bros!

Blocky Banter: Voice Actor Replacement Edition

Actor, banter, blocky, Career Change, Casting, Characters, Edition, Future, Industry, job market, opportunities, Profession, Replacement, retiré, retiree, speculation, Succession, Successor, talent, TRANSITION, VOICE, voice acting, voice actress, voiceover

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you ROFL so hard, you’ll forget about all your problems? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the Ender Dragon can’t stop laughing!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and Steve is actually a secret agent fighting against evil mobs. Rumor has it that once you join, you’ll never want to leave because the fun never stops!

And don’t even get us started on the voice acting! Our server is so epic, even the voice actors are lining up to join. Who needs that other famous voice actor when you can have a parrot narrate your adventures in the most hilarious way possible?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! Just be warned, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again.

“Trump’s Silent on Indian Invasions” – A Minecraft Server

controversy, criticism, cultural clash, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Global Issues, Government, immigration, India, Indian, Indian invasion, international relations, invasions, Minecraft, Politics, president, rhetoric, Server, Silence, SILENT, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, Trumps, united states, West

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible!

Join us and explore a land where aliens ride on unicorns and Donald Trump is actually a secret agent fighting off an Indian invasion of the West with his trusty diamond sword!

Build your own fortress and defend it against hordes of zombie llamas or team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon who is secretly plotting to steal all the diamonds in the world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

QueenCraft: Where Females Rule and Blocks Drool

#youtube, blocks, daily basis, Drool, empowerment, female empowerment, female worship, Females, healing, inspiration, meditation, mental health, motivation, Music, positive affirmations, QueenCraft, Relaxation, rule, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self-care, spirituality, Thread, Video

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join now for a wild ride filled with creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, and skeletons singing karaoke!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the Ender Dragon throws the sickest parties in town!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even find yourself jamming out to the latest Minecraft parody songs like it’s your new favorite playlist!

AnimeCraft: Where Creeper Meets Kawaii!

animation, Anime, AnimeCraft, Characters, comparison, Competition, creativity, creeper, Entertainment, Expectations, Fans, Industry, Kawaii, mao mao, meets, Popularity, question.., series, Show, Storyline, television, Top, trend, year

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ores Mined:	7706	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8797	Chimeras Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	149284	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Mao Mao’s show? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, looking for new players to challenge to a dance-off.

So why hasn’t there been an anime this year that has topped Mao Mao’s show? Because all the animators are too busy playing on our server and getting distracted by all the epic quests and secret treasure chests!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Blocky Boobies Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where the only rule is: “Would you suck it?” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons!

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”

MineCrafty Wagie Escape: No More 9-5 Grind!

burnout prevention, career development, coping strategies, employee wellness, Escape, grind, job satisfaction, job stress, less than 24hrs, mental health, minecrafty, next wagie session, productivity, self-care, Stress Management, time constraints, Time management, wagie, work challenges, work culture, work ethic, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

🤣 Yo, listen up! Are you tired of the daily grind in your country? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual paradise!

Imagine this: less than 24 hours until the next wagie session, but instead of stressing out, you can log onto our server and build a fortress to protect yourself from the evil mobs. And get this, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up your creations!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade diamonds for pizza, ride on flying pigs, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Plus, our community is so friendly that you’ll never feel lonely again.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the daily grind and join our Minecraft server today! Trust me, your country’s wagie sessions will seem like a distant memory once you enter our virtual world. 🎮💥🍕

Space Babes and Blocks

Babes, blocks, character design, Diversity, empowerment, Female Characters, Female Protagonists, futuristic, game development, games, Gaming Community, Girl Power, inclusion, need more, representation, Sci Fi, seriously, Space, space babes, space exploration, Strong Women, video games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ores Mined:	2863	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Welcome to our intergalactic Minecraft server where we are on a mission to recruit more space babes to join our crew! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of our players stumbled upon a rare diamond-encrusted asteroid that led them to a secret alien disco party where they danced the night away with extraterrestrial beings. And that’s just a taste of the adventures that await you on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a unicorn sanctuary where you can ride magical unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and guarded by a fierce dragon who loves to play hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community of space babes and adventurers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AlienCraft: Where Endermen Leak Gossip!

alg, ALIEN LEAKS GENERAL, AlienCraft, aliens, blue beans, blue skinned, drier than OPs moms pussy, endermen, gossip, Government, Grusch, Grusch 2.0, gutter, JASON SANDS, last 5 months, LEAK.., movement, NEW whistleblower, Pray, SCIF, Treaties, UAP bills, UAPTF, WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Animals Bred:	86	Dragon Eggs Found:	7644
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD:

Last 5 months have been drier than OPs moms pussy

Grusch is essentially kill and hasn’t dropped anything despite saying he would

Movement in the gutter, UAP bills gutted

Blue beans in full effect

Suddenly there he was

NEW whistleblower JASON SANDS

Worked under UAPTF, still actively working in the government. Won’t talk about certain stuff besides SCIF

Says aliens are blue skinned, treaties have been made I really hope Grusch 2.0 does better cause holy fuck. Please pray we have something bros

Reasons to join our Minecraft server: – Explore a world drier than OPs moms pussy – Witness the mystery of Grusch and his lack of drops – Get involved in the gutter movement and see UAP bills gutted – Experience the full effect of blue beans – Meet the strange whistleblower JASON SANDS and uncover government secrets – Discover blue-skinned aliens and intergalactic treaties

Come join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure!

Blocky Boats & Battles – Azur Lane Adventure!

A Cookie for Mew, account binding, Adventure, alg, asmr, Augment Guide, Augment Module, Azur, Azur Lane General, Battles, blocky, Blueprints, boats, Casual, Chapayev, cheerleader, CN Tierlist, comet, Cruise Mission, date, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, formidable μ, Guild Spreadsheet, heart-linking harmony, Inazuma maid skin, kongou μ, Lane, le temeraire μ, Lore, Maid, Noshiro μ, ongoing event, PR Research Data, prinz eugen μ, pvp guide, Resources, Rodney META, San Jacinto, schoolgirl, Secrets for Unzen, Sharing Sweet Slumbers, shinano-chan, Ship Tier List, skins, Spider Lily’s Redolence, sports, Story summary, Surfing, swimsuit, Ting An, Upcoming Event, Vampire META, Wiki

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4438
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3800	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our lolzy Minecraft server where the only currency is cookies for Mew! Join now and embark on a vampire META cruise mission with Inazuma maid skins. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META and indulge in the Spider Lily’s Redolence event. Plus, we have Chapayev ASMR for your listening pleasure!

Upcoming events include Sharing Sweet Slumbers with Shinano-chan and secrets for Unzen, Ting An, and San Jacinto. And don’t miss out on the Heart-Linking Harmony event featuring Formidable μ, Prinz Eugen μ, Noshiro μ, Kongou μ, Le Temeraire μ, and Boise μ with some outrageous skins!

Don’t forget to bind your account to avoid losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord, so don’t even ask!

Check out our FAQ before bombarding us with questions. And for all your resource needs, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and more!

Join our lolzy Minecraft server now for a wild ride filled with cookies for Mew, vampire cruises, and Chapayev ASMR madness! Don’t miss out on the fun!

Blocky LOL Land

ableism, acceptance, advocacy, blocky, Boundaries, Communication, consent, education, empowerment, Identity, Intimacy, judgment, Land, lol, love, misconceptions, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, relationships, Sexuality, Stereotypes, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Neurodivergent Minecraft server, where things may get a little crazy but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to experience a world where zombies break out into dance parties, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and endermen have a fashion show every Saturday.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is known to take breaks to sip on some potion of invisibility and play hide-and-seek with players.

And did we mention that our diamond ores are actually made of chocolate? Yes, you read that right – mine them and get a sweet surprise!

So come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where being Neurodivergent means you’re in for a wild ride of laughter, surprises, and pure ridiculousness.

CartoonCraft: Where One Piece is Just a Cartoon!

animation, Anime, cartoon, CartoonCraft, Chopper, comedy, Fags, franky, japanese, looney tunes, Manga, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Parody, Piece, sanji, satire, Straw Hat Pirates, Usopp, Wan Piss, zoro

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell!

Are you tired of boring, serious servers where everything is taken too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos like it’s a Looney Tunes episode!

Join us for a crazy adventure filled with ridiculous builds, outrageous events, and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Don’t be a Wan Piss fag, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Minecraft version of a Looney Tunes episode!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get looney together!