retiré – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Boomer Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of being a rentoid like this poor Amerimutt boomer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and you’ll be rolling in so much virtual currency, you’ll forget about your real-life financial struggles. With our insane in-game economy, you’ll be able to buy a virtual mansion in no time and retire in style. Who needs a retirement account when you have diamond blocks, am I right? So come join us and start living the virtual high life today!

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/MLB/ : The Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC of Los Angeles Edition Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a Dodgers player contract negotiation! Witness Ohtani searching for baseball cards of his own exposed penis, while Crawford plans to retire and meet his fate at sea like a true sailor. The Dodgers are adding Snell in a seductive whisper, while the Rays face a stadium decision that may lead them to play at Raymonds next year. And let’s not forget about the Dodgers minor leaguer who got suspended for doping, cattle rustling, and debauchery – talk about a triple threat! Join now to be a part of teams like the Recker gang bang club FC and the Kansas City Queens – it’s a guaranteed adventure you won’t want to miss!

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Retire in 2025 Minecraft SMP Towns

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be set for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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The Bucks Need To Retire From Being Full Time Competitors Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old GMs who just sit behind a desk all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the Young Bucks have retired from full-time competing to become GMs! That’s right, these EVPs are ready to take on the role of on-screen characters without the risk of dimeless matches.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will the Bucks be running the show, but they’ll be doing it in style as double-Vinces, keeping the ratings high and the storylines fresh. With Tony Khan too busy to step into the GM role and Chris Daniels rarely seen, the Young Bucks are here to shake things up and push those storylines to the next level. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and witness the madness unfold!

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Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

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Retire in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.

But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!

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KishuCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because Kishu ken is about to level up with our new addition, KENDU SHIB KAI! Join us for a stress-free lifestyle filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja cats who will guide you through the virtual world with their ninja skills. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of a rainbow bridge guarded by a pack of flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a slice of pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Kishu ken and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Aurora SMP: Where hermits go to retire and pretend they’re adults on a virtual playground

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Aurora SMP Server Overview

Server Version	Fabric 1.20.4
Datapacks	Various enhancements such as skipping night with one player sleeping, no dirt stealing by Endermen, and more.
Additional Features	Bluemap for 3D view of creations, Terralith and Tectonic for landscape building, dedicated server for authentic vanilla feel.
Joining Instructions	Request to join via Discord username TaintedPixels

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Aurora SMP server?

A: To join, please add TaintedPixels on Discord and request to join.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server is running on Fabric 1.20.4.

Q: Are there any special features or datapacks on the server?

A: Yes, there are various enhancements such as skipping night with one player sleeping, no dirt stealing by Endermen, and more.

Q: Is there a way to see creations in 3D?

A: Yes, the server offers a Bluemap allowing you to have a 3D view of your creations in your web browser.

Q: What should I do if I have more questions?

A: Feel free to ask any questions in the Discord server or reach out to the server admins for assistance.

CraftyCreeper911: Emergency Minecraft Fun!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Bobby is either gonna die or retire soon and we are NOT ready for it, bros! Join us for the ultimate thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will Bobby meet his demise at the hands of a horde of creepers? Or will he retire to a peaceful life of farming carrots? The suspense is killing us, literally!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join forces with him and conquer the world, or challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to become the new ruler of the server. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, excitement, and pure insanity that awaits you. Bobby’s fate hangs in the balance, and only you can help decide his ultimate destiny. See you in the game, bros!

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Blocky Banter: Voice Actor Replacement Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you ROFL so hard, you’ll forget about all your problems? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the Ender Dragon can’t stop laughing!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and Steve is actually a secret agent fighting against evil mobs. Rumor has it that once you join, you’ll never want to leave because the fun never stops!

And don’t even get us started on the voice acting! Our server is so epic, even the voice actors are lining up to join. Who needs that other famous voice actor when you can have a parrot narrate your adventures in the most hilarious way possible?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! Just be warned, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again.

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Endless Drama: The Land of Never-ending Crafting Shenanigans for Over 18s

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Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	Java server hosted on the east coast
Age Restriction	Whitelisted for players 18+
Gameplay	Mostly vanilla with quality-of-life enhancements
Features	Dynmap, frequent End resets, Head Database for donators & supporters

FAQs

1. Can I join the server if I’m under 18 years old?

Unfortunately, our server is only open to players who are 18 years old and above due to our age restriction policy.

2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

While we promote a warm and inclusive environment, we do have guidelines in place to ensure a positive experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

3. How can I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted on our server, you will need to join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there. Our moderators will review your application and notify you of the status.

4. Are there any donation perks available on the server?

Yes, we offer donation perks through our Head Database (HDB) for donators and supporters. This includes in-game ranks, Discord perks, and access to a vast head database.

5. What kind of community engagement activities are available on the server?

Our community is active and friendly, with opportunities to collaborate on builds, engage in lively discussions on Discord, and participate in voice chats. We encourage mutual support and camaraderie among players.

McCities VS Hypixel

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Feature	Hypixel	McCities
Game Modes	Various mini-games such as Bed Wars, Sky Wars, and Arcade games	City life simulation with roles as law-abiding citizens or criminals
Community Size	One of the largest Minecraft server communities with millions of players	Smaller community focusing on city life roleplay
Special Features	Custom games, events, and constant updates	Real estate, crime simulation, and roleplaying elements
Server Stability	Highly stable server with minimal downtime	Relatively stable server with occasional maintenance
Support System	Support team available for assistance	Support team available for assistance

FAQ

1. Can I play mini-games on McCities like on Hypixel? No, McCities focuses on city life simulation and roleplaying rather than traditional mini-games.

2. Is McCities a safer server compared to Hypixel? It depends on your actions in the game. If you choose to follow the laws and be a law-abiding citizen, McCities can be a safe server. However, if you engage in criminal activities, you may face consequences from the police force.

3. Are there custom events and updates on McCities like on Hypixel? McCities offers unique events and updates tailored to its city life simulation theme, providing players with new experiences and challenges.

4. How large is the community on McCities compared to Hypixel? Hypixel has one of the largest Minecraft server communities, while McCities has a smaller community that focuses on city life roleplay.

Crafty Indo Babes: Where Creeper Love Goes Unnoticed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Indonesian women who will make your gaming experience unforgettable! Join us for a chance to explore the vast world of Minecraft while being surrounded by the most populous and exotic race on earth. Who needs diamonds when you have Indonesian women to keep you company? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game like never before!

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Blocky McBlockface: The Official Pattern Name Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner? Just remember to watch out for the exploding chickens and lava-spewing sheep!

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Welcome to the Overgrown Hermitage – Where Only the Classy Survive!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival SMP
Mods	No major game changing mods
Features	Community-focused, events, voice chat

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Submit an application through the Google form provided in the description.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules provided upon joining.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, as long as they also adhere to the server rules and guidelines.
Are there any upcoming events planned?	Check the announcements channel on the server for information about events.

Crafty Crackers – #1 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and hilarity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the cha-cha. They were greeted by a talking cow who offered them a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget. And thus began their epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and a lot of questionable decisions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a spud who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, starchy fist?). Join his potato army and conquer the server with your tuber-based powers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright bizarre. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

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Warcrafty Funland: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring old servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the bomb dot com! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

We’ve got more action-packed events than a Hollywood blockbuster, and more drama than a Real Housewives reunion. Want to reenact the American Civil War with a twist? We’ve got you covered! Build your own army of zombie soldiers and fight for control of the battlefield. Who needs history books when you can experience it firsthand in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit, it makes the sun jealous. Join us for insane treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and a chance to win fabulous prizes that will make your friends green with envy. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the ride of your life!

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✅ FREE DONATION ▶️ DUELS ⭐ DOMER SERVER ❤️ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “FREE DONATION DUELS SERVER OF DOMER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Cowboy Crafts with Country Folk and Modded Mayhem! Ages 13+

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Country Craft Server Overview

Server Name	Country Craft
Server Type	Minecraft
Features	Create or join countries, develop cultures and tales
Server Style	Semi-roleplay
Mod	Prominence II mod, play through CurseForge
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Is this a roleplay server?	While not strictly a roleplay server, we encourage roleplay aspects over metagaming.
How do I join or create a country?	You can join an existing country or create your own by collaborating with other players.
Are there any specific rules or guidelines for creating cultures?	Players are free to develop their own cultures and tales as long as they adhere to server rules and respect other players.
Do I need the Prominence II mod to play on the server?	Yes, you will need to play through CurseForge with the Prominence II mod installed.
How can I connect with other players outside of the game?	You can join our Discord server for community discussions and updates.

ElysiumCraft Network VS Hypixel

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Hypixel Server

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be crowded and overwhelming
Wide variety of minigames	Some games may be unbalanced or buggy
Regular updates and events	May experience lag or server downtime
Active community and forums	Can be competitive and toxic at times

ElysiumCraft Network

It conveys a sense of beauty and creativity with the use of “Elysian,” which is often associated with paradise or a place of bliss in Greek mythology. The addition of “Craft” ties in well with Minecraft, emphasizing the creative and crafting aspects of the game. Embark on epic quests, conquer daunting challenges, and build magnificent structures with friends, or forge your path as a lone adventurer.

Pros	Cons
Focus on quests and challenges	May lack the variety of minigames
Emphasis on creativity and building	Smaller player base
Potentially less lag and downtime	Less active community

FAQ

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to ElysiumCraft Network.

2. Which server offers a wider variety of minigames?

Hypixel offers a wider variety of minigames compared to ElysiumCraft Network.

3. Which server focuses more on quests and challenges?

ElysiumCraft Network focuses more on quests and challenges compared to Hypixel.

4. Which server has a more active community?

Hypixel has a more active community and forums compared to ElysiumCraft Network.