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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8291 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the US government is shook. They think we’re gonna start a missile transfer operation with Iran and Russia. Like, can you imagine? We’re just here building pixelated castles and they’re thinking we’re plotting world domination.
So come join us and be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while mining for diamonds. YOLO, amirite?