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PixelPanic Minecraft Server

biggest threat, Conflict, Country, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global leadership, global security, global stability, human rights violations, international relations, military aggression, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, Peacekeeping, PixelPanic, political instability, Server, SUPERPOWER, Terrorism, united nations, War, world peace

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	59	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of worrying about real-world politics and international conflicts? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even the biggest threat to world peace would be too busy trying to survive in our pixelated world to cause any trouble. Plus, rumor has it that the leader of said country tried to join our server once, but got so distracted by building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks that they forgot all about world domination.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild as you build, explore, and troll your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas plotting to take over the server!

MineFlicks: The Blockbuster XXX Parody

10. naughty humor, 11. adult comedy, 12. sexy parody, 13. adult film industry, 14. raunchy humor, 15. adult spoof, 16. adult movie, 17. adult humor, 18. adult entertainment industry, 19. adult film parody, 2. famous movie, 20. adult movie industry., 3. clever title, 4. comedy, 5. adult film, 6. humor, 7. satire, 8. movie spoof, 9. adult entertainment, blockbuster, MineFlicks, Parody, porn parody, xxx

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the mines, you’ll unlock access to the mystical land of Llama Land, where llamas rule the world and cookies rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

air defence systems, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, missile strike, occupation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7087
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Votes:	5907
Meteorites Collected:	1	Emeralds Found:	5783
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy story where Ukraine, like, hits three Russian air defense systems in occupied Crimea, but, like, in Minecraft version. It’s like, so intense, man. You gotta see it to believe it. Plus, we have, like, the most insane builds and the wildest PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your Minecraft life, dude. Join now and be part of the madness!

CraftyDownUnder

Accountability, australian politics, Ban, bill, campaign finance, CraftyDownUnder, Democracy, donation restrictions, elections, Electoral Process, Government, legislation, lobbying, political corruption, political donations, political integrity, public trust, REFORM, south australia, transparency, world-leading

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Towns Built:	4
Potions Brewed:	199	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Void Gems Collected:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	3989
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like political donations in elections! we are world-leading in our craziness and we promise you won’t find another server like ours.

imagine a world where creepers run for president and skeletons are the secret service. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

we don’t want your money, we just want you to come and have a good time. so join us and let’s build a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds.

Pretty2UglyCraft

aging, Appearance, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, beauty struggles, body image, Confidence, inner beauty, Insecurity, outer beauty, physical changes, Pretty2UglyCraft, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, societal pressure, transformation

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Zombie Dances:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

are you tired of being pretty and then becoming ugly? well, on this server, you can be as ugly as you want and no one will judge you! we embrace the ugliness and celebrate it with open arms. join us and let your ugly flag fly high!

we have a secret underground club where all the ugly players hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. we have ugly contests, ugly dance-offs, and even an ugly fashion show. trust me, you’ve never seen such a beautiful display of ugliness in your life.

if you’re tired of being judged for your looks on other servers, come join us where being ugly is not only accepted, it’s encouraged. let your inner ugly shine and join our community of misfits and outcasts. we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to ugly, then maybe stay away).

YoshiCraft Minecraft Server

Characters, contract, creative vision, Departure, Development Team, Diversity, Final Fantasy, Franchise, Game Designer, goals, heteronormativity, Hope, Impact, Minecraft, Roots, sad news, Server, sobbing, Square Enix, storytelling, Tears, VALUES, Visionary, worlds, YoshiCraft, YoshiP, Yoshitpiss

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on our server where Yoshitpiss, the legendary game designer from Square Enix, has created a world that will blow your mind!

After being unjustly fired from his job at Square Enix, Yoshitpiss decided to take matters into his own hands and create a Minecraft server that would rival even the most epic Final Fantasy games. With his creative genius and passion for storytelling, he has crafted a world filled with mystery, magic, and mayhem.

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and uncovering hidden treasures. But be warned, Yoshitpiss’s creative vision is not for the faint of heart. You never know what crazy adventure or bizarre character you might encounter next!

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have Yoshitpiss’s Minecraft masterpiece waiting for you? Let the madness begin!

RechargeCraft Minecraft Server

battery health, battery level, battery life, battery replacement, charging, device charging, device maintenance, electronic device, electronic maintenance, headset, headset care, headset maintenance, headset usage, low battery, low battery warning, low power, Minecraft, power, recharge, rechargeable, RechargeCraft, Server, Technology

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Crops Grown:	3187
Animals Bred:	111	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like your headset is running out of battery? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee that your headset will always be fully charged and ready for some epic gaming sessions! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

BlockyBluesCraft

appetite changes, BlockyBluesCraft, coping mechanisms, depression, FATIGUE, hopelessness, ISOLATION, lack of interest, low self-esteem, medication, mental health, mental illness, mood disorder, Professional help, Sadness, signs of depression, sleep disturbances, support system, symptoms of depression, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	9896
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending cave of sadness? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have the cure for your virtual woes! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling depressed again, because our community is so full of laughter and joy that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

WarsawCraft: Disinfo Wars!

collaboration, cybersecurity, disinfo, Disinformation, eastern europe, information warfare, international relations, Launch, Poland, Poland and US, Propaganda, russia, Russian disinformation, SECURITY, TACKLE, Targeting, Ukraine, US, Wars, Warsaw, Warsaw centre, WarsawCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7153	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

LOL this server is like a WARZONE but with MINECRAFT! Join us and help Poland and US fight against RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION in Ukraine! We need all the gamers we can get to take down those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our blocks! Build your army, gather your resources, and let’s show those trolls who’s boss in this epic battle for truth and justice! Plus, we have epic loot and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours! Come join the fun and be a part of something BIG!

Death’s Wake: 99% Trivial

close to death, death awareness, death’s impact, deaths, existential crisis, existential realization, fleeting moments, fleeting time, insignificance, life’s brevity, life’s fragility, life’s value, meaningless, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality contemplation, mortality realization, mortality reflection, perspective, trivial, trivial things, understanding life, wake

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate thrill of facing death head on! we have mobs that will make you question your entire existence and challenges that will push you to the brink of insanity. but hey, who needs sanity when you can have a blast dodging creepers and falling into lava pits, amirite?

our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of hell, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more. and if you manage to survive long enough, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within our pixelated world.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos and emerge victorious. or, you know, just have a good laugh as you watch your friends get blown to bits by a sneaky enderman. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.