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HomelessCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Estate Agents

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4053
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the solution to all your housing problems! Forget about burgerland, we have tiny houses villages filled with full function tiny houses so everyone can have a HOME. Watch as players build their own tiny houses and live out their wildest tiny house dreams. Join us and never worry about being homeless in Minecraft again! It’s like a tiny house utopia, but in blocky form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your tiny house empire!

Minefast – Speedy Hedgehogs Unite!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic, mind-blowing, Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server ever!

Are you a die-hard Sonic fan? Do you dream of running at the speed of sound and collecting golden rings like a pro? Well, look no further because this server is THE place to be for all things Sonic!

Join us as we discuss the latest Sonic news and updates, like Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow (yes, you read that right!), the Year of Shadow in 2024, and the leaked Sonic Toy Party extravaganza!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive trailers for the Knuckles Series, upcoming releases from IDW, and even a Perfect System Collection for all you hardcore Sonic collectors out there.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got a booru for all your Sonic fan art needs, a cytube for streaming Sonic content, and a Pixel World where you can build your very own Sonic-themed creations!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and excitement of the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, gotta go fast! ⚡️

4chanCraft: Where Memes Meet Mining

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with memes, trolls, and creepers? Join us and become a part of our crazy community!

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be raised by 4chan? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of 4chan veterans who have been here since they were 14 years old. That’s right, they know all the insider jokes and internet slang you could ever imagine!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Doge clan, who have been known to pull off the most outrageous pranks and builds in all of Minecraft history. Join them and become a part of their epic adventures!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

MuslimCraft: Where British Accents and Apologetics Collide

Accents, Apologetics, apologists, Articulate, British, collide, Communication, Community, Cultural, dialect, Diversity, Eloquent, Identity, Language, Muslim, MuslimCraft, Perception, prose, Religion, representation, rhetoric, Stereotypes, Surprise, unexpected

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you’ll find British Muslim apologists with the most posh dialect and fancy prose you’ve ever heard! Join us for a wild ride filled with mind-blowing debates and eloquent discussions about all things Minecraft and beyond.

Our server is like no other, where players are encouraged to express themselves in the most sophisticated and refined manner possible. You’ll be amazed at how these apologists can slay their opponents with words sharper than a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – we also have legendary tales of these apologists going on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting Shakespearean soliloquies. It’s a sight to behold, trust us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the classiest and most entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who knew British Muslim apologists could be so epic?!

Barkeep’s Big Cock Inn – Where the Drinks Are Strong and the Banter is Even Stronger

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Astral Projections Made:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ores Mined:	8715
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	328
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server, where you can explore, build, and survive in a world full of adventure and excitement! But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most handsome barkeep husband you’ve ever seen, with a giant cock and balls that will leave you in awe!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through epic quests, treasure hunts, and boss battles that will test your skills and challenge your bravery. And don’t worry, our barkeep husband is always there to cheer you on with his impressive assets!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of the barkeep husband’s cock and balls)!

Crafty McCraftface: The Arma Reforger Edition

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Towns Built:	6

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, zombie dance parties, and unicorn races! Yes, you heard that right, unicorns!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even fight dragons with rubber chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Kike Bros LOLcraft Server

antisemitism, Bigotry, bros, discrimination, hate, History, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, Jewish, Kike, LAUGHING, LolCraft, Oppression, prejudice, racism, Religion, Server, Stereotypes, US

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Potions Brewed:	125
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats come dancing by, offering you rare diamonds in exchange for your best dance moves. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon!

So why wait? Join now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. Don’t miss out on the fun – llamas in top hats are waiting for you!

Blocky Booty Busters

acceptance, blocky, BOOTY, Boundaries, Busters, confusion, consent, experimentation, Exploration, Gay, judgment, Labels, LGBTQ, Open-mindedness, Questioning, relationships, Self Discovery, sexual orientation, Sexuality, societal norms, Stereotypes, stigmas, taboo

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ores Mined:	2770
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to ask yourself one question: “Is it gay to fuck him?!” Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE builds.

Our server is home to the most HILARIOUS players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. We have UNICORNS roaming the land, RAINBOWS falling from the sky, and LLAMAS that can speak fluent French.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground DANCE PARTY where you can bust a move with ZOMBIES and SKELETONS who have some killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a CREEPER doing the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server on the internet. Just remember to ask yourself one question: “Is it gay to fuck him?!”

MangaCraft: Where Creepers are Just Kawaii Explosions!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine this: You’re mindlessly scrolling through manga because you’re bored. You pick up a random one and it turns out to be AMAZING. You read through the entire thing in a week and think, “Well, guess I’ve finally caught up now, I’ll look forward to the new chapters.” But then you realize… the last time it was uploaded was 2021. That’s the kind of excitement you’ll experience on our server! Join now for unpredictable adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unbelievable surprises. Who knows what you’ll discover next? Don’t miss out on the fun!

NudeCraft: Where Pixels Get Naked

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a llama on a trampoline!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Steve himself comes to our server to get fashion tips from our stylish players.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of diamonds.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest, most AWESOME Minecraft server in the universe!