Retards together strong – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Luminous Vortex 1.20.2
1.20.2, luminous, Tits Boobs Breasts Cleavage Busty Nipples Topless Sexy Sensual Erotic Curvy Voluptuous Teasing Naughty Seductive Alluring Titillating Provocative Sultry Tempting, vortex
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you wanna yeet yourself off a cliff? Well, have I got the server for you!
Join our server for a wild ride of epic proportions where you can build your dream world and battle mythical creatures like a freakin’ Minecraft Hercules!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than Jeff Bezos on payday!
And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about the fact that our server has a built-in taco dispenser that shoots tacos out of your screen?!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams (or nightmares, depending on how you feel about tacos)!

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FriendshipCraft: ListMania
ANIMES, BETRAYAL, Communication, confessing feelings, emotional turmoil, favorite authors, friendship, FriendshipCraft, giving advice, Guilt, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, ListMania, misunderstanding, moving on, NEW FRIEND, Novels, physical appearances, rejection, respecting boundaries, Similarities, songs
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise drama levels higher than a soap opera! Join us for the chance to experience heartbreak, betrayal, and friendship all in one place.
Picture this: you reject your friend John, only for your new friend Violet to swoop in and try to steal his heart. But wait, there’s a twist! You end up giving Violet all of John’s favorite things to talk about, only for John to realize the truth and confront you about it. It’s a love triangle like no other, and it’s all happening on our server!
So why join our server? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and scandalous plot twists? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wild and unpredictable community. Join now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of emotions!

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OligarchCraft: Ottawa Fail
asset forfeiture, Corruption, economic sanctions, Fail, financial crimes, financial investigations, foreign affairs, global finance, government inaction, illicit funds, international relations, legal loopholes, legal process, money laundering, OligarchCraft, oligarchy, Ottawa, political controversy, political pressure, Russian oligarch, sanctions, seize millions
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in minecraft, like seriously, you gotta join cuz we got russian oligarchs running around trying to hide their millions from ottawa, like what even is that?!
come join us and help the oligarchs build secret underground bunkers to hide their cash, but watch out for the ottawa spies trying to catch them in the act, it’s a wild ride, man.
plus, we have like a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they’ll trade you rare items for space crystals, it’s totally legit, i swear.
so yeah, come join the madness and see if you can help the oligarchs escape ottawa’s clutches, it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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LiverCraft: Steatotic Shenanigans
2050, fatty liver, healthcare costs, insulin resistance, Liver Cancer, liver cirrhosis, liver damage, liver disease, liver failure, liver function, liver health, LiverCraft, metabolic disorders, metabolic dysfunction, metabolic syndrome, NAFLD, non-alcoholic fatty liver disease, obesity, public health, Shenanigans, Steatotic, steatotic liver disease, US
join dis epic minecraft server where u can mine ur way to a steatotic liver disease like never before! u can build ur own liver out of blocks and watch it get all fatty and dysfunctional just like in real life!
we got pigs that drop bacon-flavored medicine to cure ur liver, and cows that give u milk that makes u immune to liver damage. but watch out for the evil sugar cane that tries to give u diabetes and ruin ur liver even more!
come join us and see how ur liver health will be impacted by 2050 in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab ur pickaxe and get ready to mine for a healthier liver!

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Enchanted Haven 1.21.2
1.21.2, attractive, Beautiful, chic, cute, Enchanted, fashion, Fashionable, girl, girl thats tight, Haven, hot, Sexy, slender, slim, Style, stylish, tight, tight clothes, tight girl, tight outfit, trendy
Yo, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff.
We got all the coolest mods and plugins that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into a million pieces and then put back together again.
You can build the most epic bases and structures, like seriously, you can build a castle made entirely out of diamonds if you want.
And don’t even get me started on the mini-games, we got everything from spleef to parkour to PvP battles that will make you question your own existence.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world of Minecraft madness.

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LoveCraftedMC
Affection, affectionate, appreciation, care, cherished, compassion, Connection, emotions, feeling loved, Happiness, Heartwarming, Intimacy, love, LoveCraftedMC, relationships, romance, sentimentality, Special, tenderness, valued, warmth
When was the last time you really felt loved? Probably when you joined our Minecraft server and were greeted by a horde of virtual puppies licking your face with pixelated love! Our server is like a warm hug from a creeper, except it won’t explode in your face (we promise). Join us for a chance to experience the most heartwarming virtual community ever, where even the zombies will stop trying to eat your brain just to give you a virtual hug. So come on in, because on our server, the only griefing allowed is griefing from laughter at all the ridiculousness that goes down here!

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Crafty ADHD Kids
adhd, behavioral challenges, behavioral issues, childhood development, children at risk, conduct problems, Crafty, early development, early intervention, emotional difficulties, emotional health, emotional regulation, emotional regulation skills, emotional stability, Emotional support, emotional well being, findings, Kids, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, study, targeted support
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT EMOTIONAL REGULATION DIFFICULTIES AND ADHD UP IN HERE! WE’RE LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAZY KIDS RUNNING AROUND TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO CONTROL OUR FEELINGS WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS! COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER THAT IS OUR SERVER! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN YOU CAN JUST PLAY MINECRAFT WITH US?! #ADHDGANG #EMOTIONALWRECKS #BESTSERVEREVER

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MangaVerse Realms 1.20.1
1.20.1, Anime, favorite manga quotes, favorite quotes, inspiration, Manga, manga aesthetics, manga art, manga characters, manga dialogue, manga emotions, manga moments, manga panels, manga scenes, manga series, manga speech bubbles, manga storytelling, manga typography, MangaVerse, motivational, quotes, Realms
Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? If not, you’re missing out on the craziest server in the multiverse! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than your favorite manga!
We’ve got creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, villagers that trade in rare anime memorabilia, and Ender Dragons that recite iconic manga quotes as they swoop down to attack.
Forget about boring old survival mode – on this server, you’ll be battling it out in epic anime-inspired PvP arenas, building skyscrapers that reach the clouds, and teaming up with other players to take down the ultimate boss: the Weeb King.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (which may or may not be a giant Pikachu), and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

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ExMinecraftCoParentNoUpdate
Achievements, apps, Boundaries, clubs, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CoParenting, emergency contact, ExMinecraftCoParentNoUpdate, family involvement, important dates, involvement, parent teacher meetings, parenting, progress, reminders, RESPONSIBILITY, School, school events, Support, Updates, Websites
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a single parent trying to get your ex to be involved in your child’s school life? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the frustration of constantly reminding someone to stay updated on important dates and events, just like in real life!
Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, on our server, the real challenge is getting your ex to update his phone number in the school records so he can be contacted in case of an emergency. Will you be able to handle the stress of organizing school events and parent-teacher meetings while your ex sits back and relaxes? Join now and find out!
But be warned, once you join, you might start receiving texts from your ex’s family members accusing you of using your child against him. It’s all fun and games until the in-laws get involved and start calling you the real villain of the story. Are you ready for the drama? Join our server today and embrace the chaos!

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USACorruptionMinecraftSMP
Accountability, bribery, comparison, Corruption, Democracy, Ethics, fraud, Global, Government, influence, Integrity, Perception, Politics, power, Ranking, scandal, Standards, transparency, united states, USACorruptionMinecraftSMP, world
Lol this Minecraft SMP is like the United States of Minecraft servers, except we actually embrace the corruption! Join us and experience the thrill of backstabbing your friends for diamonds, creating secret alliances to take over the server, and bribing the admin with virtual cookies for special perks. We’re so corrupt, even Herobrine is scared to mess with us! So come on, join our crazy world where chaos reigns and the only rule is there are no rules! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, but with blocks and creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the corruption begin!

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