We got logfag and his gang of retards ready to turn your pic into spam if you post personal photos, so watch out!
But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and a whole lot of chaos.
So come on, join us and let’s build some epic stuff together while avoiding the wrath of logfag and his crew. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!
We got guides, stories, lore, and events that will blow your mind. Like, have you ever seen a Re-Supply Gacha event that’s an Ode to Mild Winter? Or how about a Targeted Procurement event for Makiatto? It’s like Christmas every day on this server, bro!
And don’t even get me started on the exclusive codes you can redeem. GFL2XMAS, XMASGIFT, it’s like a gift from the meme lords themselves. Plus, we got a list of people you should bully, like seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and more. It’s like a virtual playground for trolls and degenerates.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity like never before. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, or else the chaos might consume you. Let’s get weird, bros!
Join us for our belated Bloody Christmas Edition, where we celebrate the holiday season in the most outrageous way possible. Dommes, would you rather be the Santa in charge or watch your sub try to do it while being a greedy brat? Subs, how would you handle being your domme’s little elf, preparing food and maybe even Christmas lights?
Don’t be a retard, enjoy the last week of the year with your loved ones and pay attention to the bump limit. Or else, you might find yourself in Santa’s sack for next year’s festivities!
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So come on and join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and worship those fabulous females!
Plus, you can bind your account to a Sunborn ID instead of using boring old Facebook or Google. Who even uses those anymore? Sunborn ID is where it’s at, trust me.
And don’t even get me started on the guides and resources available. It’s like having cheat codes for real life, but in Minecraft. Emulator guides, story summaries, translated lore – it’s all there, waiting for you to dive in and get lost in the madness.
Oh, and did I mention the news and events? New re-supply gachas, events like Zero Charge, Sojourners of the Glass Island, and more. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, wildest Minecraft server out there. And remember, always bully the seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting. It’s just the way of the virtual world, man.
Looking for guides? We’ve got ’em! Check out our Beginner’s FAQ before bombarding us with questions. Emulator guides, GF1 resources, GF2 resources, and even PNC resources are all at your fingertips. We’ve got everything you need to become a Minecraft master.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material for a deep dive into the Minecraft universe. Get lost in the world of blocky battles and epic quests.
And don’t forget about our news and events! New re-supply gachas, events, and targeted procurement events are all waiting for you to dive in and claim your rewards. Get ready to conquer the Minecraft world like never before.
But remember, do not redeem anything without checking our GF2 Resources pastebin first. And always remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards, and degenerates. It’s all part of the Minecraft experience. So join us now and start your blocky adventure today!
We may not have General Kirillov, but we do have some epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t let those central-asian-muslim-animals outdo you – show them who’s boss by building the most epic base and taking down any creeper that stands in your way.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those dumb fucking retards what real Minecraft players can do! Just remember, always watch out for extremist creepers in every biome that ends in “stan”. It’s a jungle out there, but with your skills, you’ll be the ultimate survivor. Let’s craft and blast our way to victory! 🚀💣 #MinecraftSMPGoals #ExplosiveAdventures
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden lore and stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Uncover the mysteries of the Ender Dragon’s secret love affair with a zombie pigman, or explore the dark past of the villagers who are actually aliens in disguise!
So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for the seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates lurking in the shadows. It’s a wild ride, but hey, someone’s gotta keep Minecraft weird!
We have a secret underground city where players ride on llamas while battling evil chickens armed with enchanted pickaxes. Our PvP arena is a literal volcano where players fight to the death while dodging lava flows and dodgy Wi-Fi connections.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game: a potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while clucking uncontrollably and laying eggs everywhere!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. You may never look at Minecraft the same way again.
| NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server | |
|---|---|
| 📽️ Trailer/Showcase: | Watch Now |
| 🗺️ IP Address: | mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun (Crossplay supported; Bedrock port is 19132) |
| 🎉 Join our Discord: | Discord Invite |
| 🌟 Established in 2020: | We avoid resets unless Mojang changes significantly how the worlds are generated (Our community is over 4+ years old)! |
| 🌐 Large World Border: | Due to our dedicated server storage, we have a 300k x 300k world. |
| 💰 Vanilla Item-based Economy: | You can make vanilla shops or use /trade with other players. |
| 🌈 Exclusively Enhancing Your Quality of Life: | Strictly Vanilla+ experience with enhancements like /sethome, /spawn, /togglephantoms, etc. |
| 🔒 Graylist System: | Spawn area (1400 x 1400) is safe for community members to interact without threat. |
| 🗣️ Active Community/Discord: | Always active, make friends and meet new people on Nostalgiacraft! |
| ⚡ Dedicated Server: | Hosted on a Ryzen 9 7950X for smooth gameplay and 20TPS. |
A: Simply connect to the IP address provided: mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun
A: Yes, crossplay is supported and the Bedrock port is 19132.
A: No, NostalgiaCraft functions like a whitelisted server without the need for applications.
A: Yes, you can set up vanilla shops or use the /trade command with other players.
A: The server strictly adheres to a Vanilla+ experience, meaning no additional plugins are used to introduce new mechanics like claims or McMMO.
A: Yes, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a protected environment for members to interact without the threat of stealing or PvP.
A: The community is always active with friendly players, and the Discord server is a great place to make new friends and participate in events.
A: The server is hosted on a dedicated machine with a Ryzen 9 7950X processor to ensure smooth gameplay and 20TPS.
Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so exciting, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot lasers!
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour, so you’ll never run out of resources. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking pigs and flying cows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world of blocky wonders.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Build your own empire, explore mysterious lands, and battle fierce creatures. And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a group of rowdy frat boys causing chaos in the virtual world.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?
Join our server and watch as your daughter becomes obsessed with studying and comparing herself to her sibling’s elite education. She’ll be reading textbooks, yearbooks, and who knows what else in no time!
Not only will she be jealous of her sibling, but she’ll also be upset with you for not switching her to the elite private school. Who knew Minecraft could cause such family drama?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with foreign students, diplomats, and ultra-rich locals. Your daughter will have the opportunity to either not fit in or lose her morals – the possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and watch the chaos unfold in your family! Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama?
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.
But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.
So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!
anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.
join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.
so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.