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PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Votes:	7662	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Crops Grown:	7832	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kronii getting her rib removed just to lick her own…you know what? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning your life choices in no time. Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures, build the most ridiculous structures, and meet the weirdest players this side of the blocky universe. Who needs reality when you can join us and enter a world where anything is possible, even if it involves removing body parts for questionable reasons. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Spell ‘Diamonds’ Without ‘LOL’

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Towns Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	26

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s just their way of showing affection.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful not to anger her, or you might end up with a face full of feathers and diamonds.

4. We have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a gingerbread house in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Wizard’s Wacky World

Greg Mitchell, Kike, Potter’s House Church, potters house, redpill, Wacky, wizards, world

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to uncover the truth about Greg Mitchell from the Potter’s House church! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover whether he’s a secret kike or not. Will we find the answers we seek? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of conspiracy and chaos anywhere else! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible!

Chad’s Creeper Kingdom: Where Only the Chads Survive

abominations, acceptance, beauty standards, body positivity, Chad, Chads, Confidence, creeper, desire, discrimination, empowerment, fat, give up, Inclusivity, Kingdom, Misogyny, Pushups, self love, society, Stereotypes, SURVIVE, Ugly, wheelchair bound, Women

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the ugliest, wheelchair-bound, fat abomination of a woman can still have a chance with Chad! That’s right, no need to worry about looks or physical limitations here, just start doing pushups and you’ll be on your way to finding your Minecraft soulmate.

Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous love stories ever seen in a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky version of Chad or even a creeper with a heart of gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start working on those pushups, because love knows no boundaries in our crazy Minecraft world!

OomuroCraft: Where Yuru Yuri meets Minecraft for a hilarious adventure!

Adventure, Anime, comedy, Fans, finally out, friendship, Girls Love, high school, hilarious, humor, japanese, long awaited, Manga, meets, Minecraft, New Release, Oomuro-ke, OomuroCraft, Otaku, school life, series, slice of life, SpinOff, Trackers, YuRi, Yuru, Yuru Yuri

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in blocky form, where you can build your own pixelated paradise and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a secret hidden realm where you can mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a UNICORN! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Pimps & Block Bitches: Minecraft Server for Naughty Players

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than our builds are our big booty femboys, traps, crossdressors, shemales, and girly boys! Our server owner, the horny masculine dom Man, is looking for obedient subs to sext and have fun with. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun as he talks down on you while saying sweet words (and maybe a few naughty ones too).

Join our server for a wild ride of rewards and punishments, where sending nudes is just the beginning. Who knows, you might even get a special surprise like a creamy creeper explosion in your sexy ass! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kik: ILoveRapingBitches57 (Disclaimer: No actual raping will occur on this server, just good old-fashioned fun!)

Blockheads Unite: 6 Years of Crafting Chaos (Minus the Coof) with My Mates

Adventure, bali, Bangkok, Blockheads, CHANGE, Chaos, Coof, Crafting, Explore, Friends, Future, holidays, Hope, MATES, pandemic, past 6 years, Plans, Recover, TOKYO, travel, uncertainty, unite, vacation, Years, yen

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old holidays to Bali and Bangkok? Well, pack your bags because this year we’re taking a trip to Tokyo… in Minecraft! That’s right, our server is so realistic you’ll feel like you’re actually in Japan, minus the jet lag and questionable street food.

But wait, there’s more! Our server currency isn’t the yen, it’s diamonds! And trust me, they’re way more valuable than any currency you’ll find in Tokyo. Plus, our server is so advanced, we have virtual sushi that actually tastes like the real thing (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any in-game food poisoning).

So why waste your time on boring holidays when you can join our Minecraft server and have the adventure of a lifetime? Say goodbye to sandy beaches and hello to blocky skyscrapers – Tokyo awaits!

Crafty Memes & Pixel Dreams – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, dreams, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, memes, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PIXEL, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3022
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of Lia, Utatane Nasa, Hakushika Iori, and more!

Witness the epic battles between Dizzy Dokuro and Jelly Hoshiumi as they fight for dominance over the land of Minecraft. Or follow the misadventures of Ember Amane as she tries to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks.

But that’s not all! Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary Kaneko Lumi, known for her ability to tame creepers and ride them into battle. Or watch as Fuura Yuri attempts to create a rollercoaster that spans the entire Minecraft world (RIP to her terminated channel though).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that is Phase Connect Minecraft! Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Runie Ruse, who is said to have the power to turn any block into diamond with just a touch.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Our server is so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Marriage Counseling – Where your wife won’t leave you in Minecraft!

Commitment, Communication, counseling, Crafty, fidelity, Leave, love, loyalty, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage problems, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship advice, Relationship Counseling, relationship problems, relationship tips, relationships, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wife, Wont

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of your wife threatening to leave you because you spend too much time playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the solution to all your marital problems! Join our server and become so addicted to the game that you won’t even have time to argue with your wife anymore. She’ll be too busy trying to steal your diamonds to even think about leaving you. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that she might even decide to join in on the fun and become a Minecraft pro herself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and save your marriage with the power of blocks and creepers!