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BidenCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Better Ideas! Minecraft Server

BIAS, Biden supporters, BidenCraft, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, debate, democratic party, discrimination, election, ideas, ignorance, intelligence, liberal, Minecraft, opinion, partisanship, Politics, president, retarded, Server, trump, Voting

Are you tired of dealing with Biden supporters and their questionable decision-making skills? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only questionable decisions you’ll make involve building a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. Our server is a safe haven for those seeking refuge from the chaos of the real world, where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a hardcore Trump supporter, so you’ll never have to worry about any political drama ruining your gaming experience. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and plenty of laughs!

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Shitshow Minecraft Server

AOE groundslam, bullshit combo, delayed swings, Hyper Armor, infinite poise, japs, lost their minds, Minecraft, retarded, roll catch, Server, shit game, shitshow, spazzing out, stamina bar

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gameplay is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for hyper armor on every move, so you can take on those pesky zombies without even flinching. With infinite poise, you’ll be the ultimate warrior in the blocky world, never backing down from a fight.

But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).

We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?

So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!

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ZAMN Doggos Minecraft Server

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Daft, dim-witted, DOGGOS, Foolish, ignorant, imbecilic, INDOGS, laughable, Minecraft, moronic, Nonsensical, retarded, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, Server, silly, stupid, Unintelligent, ZAMN

Are you tired of playing on servers where the inDOGs are so dumb they can’t even find their own tails? Well, look no further because our server is filled with inDOGs so smart they can build their own doghouses out of diamonds! Join us for a woof-tastic time where the inDOGs are the real MVPs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land with clucks of glory.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and ride into battle on their fluffy backs as you become the ultimate llama warrior.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the inDOGs are anything but ordinary.

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BlueHairCraft Server

Blue shorthair, BlueHairCraft, british people, Clearly Grey, retarded, Server

Welcome to the Blue Shorthair server, where the blocks are as colorful as a unicorn’s fart and the adventures are wilder than a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a cozy campfire.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our community is so awesome, it’s like a party in the End dimension every day.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that gives hugs instead of explosions. And rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. So what are you waiting for? Join the Blue Shorthair server today and let the craziness begin!

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Stacy’s Complaint Minecraft Server

asian, Best Friend, Black, Boyfriend, break up, Bullied, classmates, Complain, complaint, DEPRESSING, depression, Gay, hate, Hypocrite, Minecraft, mocking, reposts, retarded, Server, severe depression, social media, Stacys, STALKING, thirst traps

Are you tired of dealing with annoying Stacies and hypocrites in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building, exploring, and battling your way through our virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy way. Take out your anger on creepers instead of dealing with annoying classmates. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who won’t bully you or talk behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a slanty eyed hypocrite who will haunt you if you don’t join. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

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Blocktopia Minecraft Server

accent, actual soul, blocktopia, Born, bumfuck nowhere, China, crazy, English, first world, inflated, ISLAND, Language, legal location, Lottery, Minecraft, Npc, retarded, Server, Singaporeans, Soul, SUCKS, Ugly, WORST

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

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PixelPanic Minecraft Server

aaaaaa, America, Brethren, DECIDE, Defeat, Destroyed, Evil, faggy, HAWAII BASE, homosexuals, japanese, japs, Jews, kill, majority, Minecraft, PixelPanic, retarded, Save, Server, traitors, White, WHITE EUROPEANS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a completely insane and unpredictable storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey where the Japanese have destroyed a base in Hawaii, leading to a quest to save the Jews and homosexuals by defeating the majority of white Europeans. But wait, there’s more! America is evil and retarded, so we must first kill all our brethren before taking on the Japanese.

So if you’re looking for a server with a crazy plot twist and non-stop action, come join us and be prepared for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old building and mining when you can be part of a wild adventure like this? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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ZeroCraft Minecraft Server: “Requiem for Noobs”

alternative ending, Anime, benevolent, better, Character development, code geass, controversial, defeated Schneizel, Justice, leadership, Lelouch, Minecraft, Noobs, power, Rebellion, Redemption, REQUIEM, retarded, ruled as emperor, sacrifice, Server, strategy, world, Zero Requiem, ZeroCraft

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Join our server where we have epic battles between Lelouch and Schneizel for control of the server! Will Lelouch finally achieve his Zero Requiem or will Schneizel come out on top? Join now to find out and be a part of the craziest Minecraft storyline ever! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds for all our players. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness!

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BlockyBants Minecraft Server

BlockyBants, discrimination, Diversity, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, harmful language, Hate Speech, ignorance, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, retarded, Server, social justice, Stereotypes, trannies, Transgender, transgender rights, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trannies are like women because they are just as freaking crazy! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of trannies and women teamed up to build the most fabulous castle in all of Minecraft. But things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that only communicated in Taylor Swift lyrics. It was chaos, it was madness, it was pure comedy gold.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where trannies and women are equally insane, then look no further. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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OGCraft Minecraft Server

2017, Bubble, Crypto, cryptocurrency, DESPERATE, EASY, Financial, get rich, Hopping, investing, market, memecoin, Minecraft, og, OGCraft, Poorfags, retarded, Rich, sad, scam, Server, speculation, trends

Are you tired of being a poorfag in the crypto world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where diamonds are the new Bitcoin and emeralds are the new Ethereum.

Our server is so easy to navigate, even a noob could figure it out (looking at you, Dogecoin investors). We’ve got crazy events like the Great Pig Race, where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare items. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive NFT marketplace, where you can trade virtual land for virtual Lambos.

So why waste your time on memecoins when you could be building your own virtual empire on our server? Join now and start your journey to becoming the richest player in Minecraft history!

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Tekno mc

Survival

Server IP: oyna.teknomc.net

oyna.teknomc.net

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DragonMC

Factions, Prison, Roleplay

Savage new server needs staff the versions are 1.10 1.10.2 1.10.1 and please vote for the server…………………………

192.99.38.198:25590

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NormalMC

Hardcore

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mcsurvi.pl

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Atombox

1vs1, Box

Server IP: play.AtomNetwork.eu

play.AtomNetwork.eu

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Dragon Bloc Xenoverse

Survival

A dragon block c server, mod requirements : DBC Furniture mod Custom npcs Family c Years C ——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————–

dbx.jingames.net

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MiladyNo

Factions

Select between 1 and 5 tags to best describe your servera ert gr tfaefRf af a ff af aff rf ae fra faref f rawf fe play it

MONMAN11.com

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Ay craft

opskyblock, Skyblock

1.8 – 1.19.2 Emek SkyBlock and OP SkyBlock Server

Play.AyCraft.Pw

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Simple Skyblock

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Simple Skyblock! This is a brand new Minecraft 1.8 server and our main goal is to make it as simple as possible for its players. With a very friendly and flexible staff we are very open to every players concerns/ideas. This server is currently in BETA mode meaning it is in its early stages and will continue to grow in time with more players and more ideas. As of right now, we do not have a dedicated IP so I apologize for people that get annoyed with that. We are adding multiple things to this server as we continue to grow and update so the SS Staff welcomes you and we hope to make your minecraft experience better than ever!

72.46.130.106:25599

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TrainCraft Factions

Factions

Welcome to TrainCraft Factions, its a new server, but right now its whitelisted, we need staff, add me, jd7997dj, or ndl10504 on skype, maybe we’ll let you be staff!

192.99.232.230:25579

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Thenodemc

Achievements, Adventure, Auction, Balanced Economy, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Reforged, Pve Survival, Quests, Tournaments, Towny

🎉 TheNodeMC Modded Minecraft Servers ReOpened! 🎉

Welcome to TheNodeMC, where we pride ourselves as striving to be the very best Modded Minecraft community! We are currently running:

< * > Pixelmon Reforged IP: play.thenodemc.com

Website: https://www.thenodemc.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/thenodemc

🌎 Server Features – Pixelmon Server and Towny SMP 🌎

– 24/7 uptime!

– A friendly, mature, and helpful staffing team with a brilliant active player community!

– NPC & community-driven gyms!

– 24-hr support ticket system!

– A FREE RANK AND KIT to all our discord members

– DAILY rare candies, vote keys and a FREE shiny!

– Discord contests and giveaways!

– RPG Trainer leveling and Pokedex rewards!

– Great donor perks and rewards!

– Weekly events and minigames open to all players!

– Nations, No need to worry about griefers, create towns with friends! So what are you waiting for?!

Come join our growing family at play.thenodemc.com

play.thenodemc.com

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