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LebCraft: Stone Age Showdown

age, aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, showdown, STONE, stone age, Tension, Threats, violence, War

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Enchantments Applied:	198
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

lol join our epic minecraft server where we take u back to the stone age like israel threatens to do to lebanon!!! u can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of actual stone!!! build a house out of literal rocks!!! watch out for creepers who wanna blow u up like a war zone!!! join now for a wild ride that will make u question reality!!! #minecraft #stonedage #lebanonwho

FailSucceedCraft

achievement, confusion, determination, FailSucceedCraft, Failure, goal-setting, growth, introspection, irony, learning, mindset, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Paradox, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, success

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

so like, have you ever tried to fail on purpose but then you end up succeeding? like, what even is that? well, if you wanna experience that kind of mind-boggling confusion on the reg, then you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server!

we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. yep, you heard that right. DIAMOND EGGS.

our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of blowing stuff up. and don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re out here hosting fashion shows and beauty pageants.

if you wanna be part of the most wacky, wild, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then come on over! just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. you’ll be sucked into a world of absolute madness and mayhem. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored again, right?

NeanderthalCareServer

Ancient, anthropology, archaic human, caregiving, child, compassion, Compassionate, Down’s syndrome, Evolution, extinct species, findings, genetics, History, human evolution, neanderthal, NeanderthalCareServer, prehistoric, research, special needs, study, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23

Yo, ever heard of a Minecraft server where Neanderthal kids with Down’s syndrome not only survive, but thrive until they’re six years old? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that even ancient hominids are living their best lives here. Join us for some compassionate caregiving and insane survival skills – who knows, you might even learn a thing or two from our prehistoric pals. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

Headshot SMP

Anarchy, Bedwars, Cross-Play, Java Bedrock SMP Anarchy Hacks Multiplayer Survival PVP Community Creative Minigames Economy Vanilla Roleplay Adventure Hardcore Skyblock Faction Modded Plugins, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Items Found:	8114	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Headshot SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! Here’s what we’ve got so far:

• Anarchy – No rules, which everything goes, even hacks!

• SMP – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!

We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join!

IP: mc.headshotnetworks.com Bedrock Port: 25565

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Intensify Network

1.20, base building, Claiming, Economy, Enhanced, Fighting, Friends, hunting, Intensify Network, Ip:, Leveling system, MCMMO, Minecraft, mobs, multiplayer, player, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Wild

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Intensify is a enhanced Vanilla+ 1.20 – 1.20.6 If The IP Didn’t Work Then Try 51.79.229.95:25504 Minecraft style with leveling system of player and mobs! Come along with friends build your base and claim it while hunting and fighting other players in the wild!

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The Sanctum Season Too Vanilla for Mature Hermitcraftians

Adults, Communication, Community, consideration, Discord, evolve, Expansion, Experience, Farms, Hermitcraftians, interview, Join, Mature, Players, RESPONSIBILITY, sanctum, Season, Server, shopping, Spawn, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	60
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

The Sanctum Minecraft Server

The Sanctum is a Hermitcraft type server for mature adults. Similar to Hermitcraft, we have a similar age range of players, freedom to undertake projects, and a vanilla gameplay experience.

Server Info:

Server Type	Hermitcraft style
Version	1.21
World	Fresh world

To join us, please click on the discord link below and message to request an interview:

Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Do you have age restrictions?	We are a server for mature adults but do not have a strict age limit.
Are there any plugins or mods used?	No, we strive to maintain a vanilla experience with no warps, teleports, or performance plugins.
Can I build anywhere on the server?	Yes, we encourage players to build freely and show consideration for others.
Is there a whitelist process?	Yes, we require a voice interview before whitelisting players to join the server.

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, BagCraft, Binah, blue archive, Chise, Cyber New Year March, fubuki, guides, hare, hovercraft, Izuna, kanna, Kirino, Kotama, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Server, shorts, Side Content, Task Force Emergency Nighttime Meeting, The Fury of Set, Total Assault

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah, who is so insane and tormenting that even the creepers are scared of her! And if that’s not enough, we also have The Fury of Set, a boss with light armor that will make you question your Minecraft skills.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Cyber New Year March event where you can march alongside virtual robots and show them who’s boss? Or maybe you’d prefer to hang out with Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in their limited edition swimsuits because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the insane, and the downright hilarious!

VinceCraft Minecraft Server

behind the scenes, Black Saturday, collaboration, Conspiracy, Entertainment, Invasion, Minecraft, Monday Night Wars, professional wrestling, Rivalry, Server, Sports Entertainment, TAKEOVER, Ted Turner, Vince McMahon, Vince vs Ted, VinceCraft, WCW, WCW vs WWF, wrestling, wrestling history, wrestling promotions, wwf

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Star Shards Collected:	178
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Vince McMahon invading a WCW event? Look no further, because our server is so wild even Vince himself would be impressed! Join us for epic battles, crazy storylines, and unexpected alliances that will have you questioning reality. Who knows, maybe even Vince and Ted are secretly playing Minecraft together behind the scenes. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server now and experience the ultimate gaming takeover!

ShorelineFishingMinecraftServer

aita, central Texas, dude fishes, empty shoreline, fishing behavior, fishing boundaries, fishing competition, fishing conflict, fishing confrontation, fishing culture, fishing dynamics, fishing encounter, fishing etiquette, fishing experience, fishing norms, fishing situation, fishing spot, mom fishing, river fishing, ShorelineFishingMinecraftServer, small town

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this fishing encounter? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to fish with crazy players who cast their lines over your head just for fun! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel the water splashing on your face as you reel in those pixelated fish. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no crowding” policy… unless you’re into that kind of thing!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, you’ll lose track of time just like the fisherman in this story. Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world of blocks and mobs? Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re the one casting lines over someone’s head, then you might get kicked out. Let’s keep it friendly, folks!

CraftyBabyShowerGoneWrong

baby shower, Cancel, canceling, couch surfing, CraftyBabyShowerGoneWrong, family, Father, gig services, house hopping, husband, MARRIED, MONEY, mother-in-law, Party, Pregnant, reddit, social media, state aide, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Wedding, WIBTA

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of supporting two households while your stepdaughter’s husband refuses to get a real job? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise no surprise weddings organized by in-laws and no more last-minute baby showers. Plus, our virtual world is filled with endless adventures and no financial obligations. Cancel the shower and join us for some blocky fun instead!