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RomanCraft: Where you can build an empire without the pesky barbarian invasions!

Ancient civilization, AUTHORITY, barbarian, BUILD, byzantine empire, Conquest, dynasties, EMPERORS, Empire, Government, History, Imperial, influence, invasions, Legacy, Legitimate, Monarchy, pesky, power, Reign, roman empire, RomanCraft, Rulership, SOVEREIGNTY, Successor, Western civilization

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	178
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are the legitimate successors of the Roman Empire! Join us for epic battles in the Colosseum, where players fight to the death with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground network of tunnels that lead to hidden treasure rooms filled with diamonds, emeralds, and ancient artifacts. Rumor has it that Julius Caesar himself left behind his legendary dagger of destruction somewhere in our world.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe ruled by zombie pigmen and giant lava monsters. But beware, only the strongest players can survive in this treacherous realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the greatest empire Minecraft has ever seen!

Minecraft Mayhem: Total War Edition

#1d6chan, Assembly Kit, Blogpost, Edition, gobbo edition, Hotfix, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh.., Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Tactics, thrones of decay, TOTAL, total war, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate gobbo edition of gaming! Dive into a world filled with Stuff1d6chan tactics and roll charts that will blow your mind.

Join us for epic battles in Total War: Warhammer III where you can conquer the Thrones of Decay and unleash chaos like never before. Check out our blogpost for exclusive news and updates that will leave you speechless.

But wait, there’s more! Jump into the world of Total War: Pharaoh where you can rule like a true pharaoh and command armies with the power of the gods. Don’t miss out on our hotfix 4.2.3 patch notes that will change the game forever.

And for those who love the classics, we’ve got you covered with our collection of Older Titles that will take you on a nostalgic journey through the history of Total War.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest gaming adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBoys R Us: /r9k/ Edition

4chan, BlockyBoys, Edition, Greeting, Henlo, internet culture, meme, r9k, ROBOT9000, social media

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Void Armor Forged:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to save the day!

Join us on an epic adventure filled with EXPLOSIONS, UNICORNS, and DRAGONS that shoot LAZER BEAMS from their eyes!

Our server is so amazing that even HEROBRINE himself is scared to step foot on it. We have DANCING CREEPERS, TALKING SHEEP, and RAINBOW LLAMAS that drop DIAMONDS like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PhenoCraft: Mine, Build, and LOL with Friends!

Ancestry, biology, BUILD, Dna, Friends, genetic diversity, genetic makeup, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, human phenotypes, lol, PhenoCraft, phenotype, phenotype analysis, phenotype classification, phenotype comparison, phenotype identification, phenotype testing, physical characteristics, research, Science, Traits

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t care about your skin color, we only care about your phenotype! Are you a tall, dark, and handsome Enderman? Or maybe you’re a short, stubby Creeper with a heart of gold. Whatever your phenotype, we want you to join our server and show off your unique traits!

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, diamonds grow on trees? Literally! Just plant a sapling and watch as it sprouts into a beautiful diamond tree. And don’t even get us started on the zombie pigmen who moonlight as professional chefs, cooking up the most delicious porkchops you’ve ever tasted.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids and sea monsters live in harmony, throwing the wildest underwater raves you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your scuba gear and your dancing shoes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a world where anything is possible, and where your phenotype is celebrated like never before. See you in the game!

CraftyCraze: Phase Connect LOLz

#AmanogawaShiina, #AyaseYuu, #CharacterReferences, #ChisakaAiri, #DizzyDokuro, #EimiIsami, #EmberAmane, #ErinaMakina, #FujikuraUruka, #FuuraYuri, #GramPico, #HakushikaIori, #HikanariHina, #HimemiyaRie, #JellyHoshiumi, #KaminariClara, #KanekoLumi, #KannagiLoki, #KokoromoMemory, #LiaAshelia, #MuuMuyu, #OfficialSchedule, #OfficialTwitter, #PCGReferences, #PhaseConnectCommunity, #PhaseConnectGeneral, #PhaseConnectJPOfficial, #PhaseConnectLinks, #PipkinPippa, #RemiliaNephys, #RunieRuse, #SayaSairroxs, #ShisuiMichiru, #TenmaMaemi, #TwitchArchiveChannels, #UnofficialPhaseConnectArchives, #UtataneNasa, #youtube, Archive, Connect, CraftyCraze, en, jp, lolz, OfficialWebsite, PCG, phase, PhaseConnect, previousthread, terminated, twitch, twitter

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1868	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ores Mined:	6297

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of Creepers on a rampage? Look no further than this server, where the official website is like a diamond mine of information and the official schedule is more organized than a chest full of neatly stacked blocks.

Join now and you’ll be able to interact with characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can build a house faster than you can say “Redstone.” Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can mine for diamonds with her eyes closed?

But wait, there’s more! Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり can tame wolves with just a wink, and Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ can farm crops so efficiently, it’s like she has a green thumb made of emeralds.

And don’t even get us started on Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who can navigate the Nether like it’s a walk in the park. Or how about Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can slay Ender Dragons with a wooden sword and a smile?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for the Creeper explosions and the occasional Enderman prank!

Board of Ragecraft

anger, Board, Boundaries, community support, coping strategies, done, doomposters, Frustration, Gaslighting, hate, mental health, Negativity, online forums, online harassment, Ragecraft, Raiding, Repetition, self-care, toxic behavior, toxic community, trolling

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world and join a community of players who are just as fed up with doomposters as you are!

Reasons to join:

Build your own fortress to protect yourself from the doomposters
Form alliances with other players to take down the gaslighting trolls
Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures to help you in your quest for justice

Don’t let the doomposters get you down – join our server and fight back in the most epic way possible!

DrizzleCraft: Where it’s raining fun all day long!

Ambiance, atmosphere, contemplation, Day, drizzle, DrizzleCraft, Fun, introspection, Long, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mood, movement, Nature, peacefulness, pondering, precipitation, Rain, RAINING, Reflection, Serenity, Thoughts, Tranquility, weather

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Buildings Constructed:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join this server if you want to ride on llamas that shoot rainbows out of their ears! Yes, you heard that right, llamas shooting rainbows! And that’s not all, our ender dragons have been trained to do the floss dance while you battle them. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers have formed a boy band and they perform live concerts every Saturday night in the town square. Trust us, you’ve never heard music like this before!

So why wait? Join this server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this fantastical world!

Blocky Banter: REMEMBER THIS THREAD

#memorieslastlifetime, #memorylane, #neverforget, banter, blocky, cherish, flashback, memorabilia, memorable, MEMORIZE, Memory, Nostalgia, recall, Recollection, REFLECT, remember, reminder, reminisce, Reminiscence, retrospect, Thread, Throwback

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are bigger, the mobs are crazier, and the adventures are out of this world! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our DIAMOND ore spawns are so abundant that you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! – The creepers on our server have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, making them the life of the party! – Our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild raves every night. Who knew those little guys could party so hard? – The Ender Dragon has a crush on Steve and keeps leaving him love notes around the map. It’s getting pretty awkward, but hey, love is love! – Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just make sure not to eat too much or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pixelated Potty Humor: Hanako’s Minecraft Madness

amane yugi, Anime, chapter 113, comedy, Ghosts, Hanako kun, Hanakos, humor, Japanese culture, madness, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Mystery, new chapter, ongoing series, pixelated, potty, romance, scanlations, school life, Supernatural, toilet bound, Urban Legends, yashiro nene

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and crazy challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that was just the beginning of their wacky journey through our world of wonder.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for a never-ending supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocks and baddies!

Pole Land LOLz

controversial, controversial behavior, controversial behavior trend, controversial country, controversial culture, controversial politics, controversial society, controversial statement, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, disrespectful statement, inappropriate, kneeling, Land, lolz, NEGATIVE, offensive, offensive behavior, offensive language, Poland, Pole, showing mouth

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Votes:	2120	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we don’t mess around with boring old rules like in Poland! Here, you can let your inner rebel out and show off your badass side.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of defying authority and causing chaos wherever you go. We don’t care about manners here, so feel free to let loose and be as outrageous as you want.

We’ve got insane stories to tell about our server, like the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the village. Or the time we had a dance party in the Nether with a group of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world. Let’s gooooooo!