retarded Jews – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Block Punch Mania

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to rewrite the script of two absolutely ridiculous Jews who thought they were comedians.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

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VaxCraft: Immune Boosted Fun!

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yo, dis server be like dat COVID vaccine but for yo Minecraft game! u join dis server, u gonna get hit wit side effects like tiredness (cuz u be playin all night), muscle and joint pain (from all dat hardcore mining), chills (cuz u be chillin in yo cool base), headache (from tryna figure out dem redstone contraptions), fever (cuz u be on fire in PvP), nausea (from all dem crazy builds), and feeling generally unwell (cuz u be addicted to dis server)! but don’t worry, it just mean yo immune system be gettin stronger and u gonna be less likely to catch dem creepers tryna blow up yo stuff! so come join dis wild ride of a server and experience da ultimate Minecraft adventure!

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TechNut: Where only the best nuts survive! Join now for a tech-tacular time!

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Overview of Technut Minecraft Server

Description
Technut is a Minecraft server consisting of players who are experienced in the building/technical sides of Minecraft and take satisfaction from our high standards of projects and accomplishments in the game. Our server is extremely community-based, with huge projects and events, in which everyone plays a big part to bring together. Technut is a Whitelist only server, meaning we can choose who we think would fit best in our server to allow for a positive and creative, close-knit community & overall experience. While our server focuses on the Vanilla aspects of the game, we have introduced 1.21 Experimental items as well as carpet mod for server quality of life.
When did the server start/reset?
Technut First opened it’s doors on 20th March 2024!
What type of players are we looking for?
We are looking for players with a high amount of motivation and dedication for high effort and long-term projects, as well as players who show a strong drive for community interaction and love the more technical side of Minecraft, whether it be through building or redstone/farming & machinery.
How can I apply?
Apply through our Discord here: https://discord.gg/MgPVcJpnxB!Or, view our website here: https://technutserver.wixsite.com/technut/team-3-1 & see our current projects and dynmap!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	No, Technut is a Whitelist only server where players are carefully selected to maintain a positive and creative community.
What mods/plugins does the server use?	Technut focuses on Vanilla gameplay but has introduced 1.21 Experimental items and carpet mod for quality of life improvements.
What sets Technut apart from other Minecraft servers?	Technut values high standards of building and technical skills, community involvement, and long-term projects that all players contribute to.
How often are server events held?	Server events and projects are held regularly to engage the community and showcase their talents.

QuadTaxMaster Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where the only way to defeat the evil Taxmaster is by riding in on a majestic quad and taking him down with your epic quad skills! Who knew taxes could be so thrilling and action-packed? Join now and show off your quad-riding prowess while saving the virtual world from financial tyranny!

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HeavenlyCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! This server is so heavenly, you’ll think you’ve died and gone to blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a house made entirely of cake. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to rainbow sheep, you’ll never know what magical beast will cross your path next.

So come join us on this heavenly Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures of your blocky life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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BroBro’s Boom Boom Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with cheating brothers, secret families, and love triangles that will make your head spin.

Picture this: your brother, a certified F*boi, gets caught in a web of lies involving multiple women, sex pics, and a cousin who is actually his lover. When his fiancée kicks him out of their house, he turns to you for shelter in your tiny 1-bedroom apartment. But wait, there’s more! Your partner refuses to let him stay, leading to a family feud that puts you in the middle of it all.

But fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave all the drama behind. Who needs a cheating brother when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you?

Join us now and let’s leave the family drama behind – after all, there’s no room for F*bois in Minecraft!

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EvilParentzMC

anger management, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional boundaries, Empathy, EvilParentzMC, family dynamics, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, healing, in-laws, Loss, love, parenting, Respect, sensitivity, Support, Trauma, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family drama and epic battles! Join us if you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and fight off evil parents!

Imagine a world where grief and love collide, just like when griefers try to destroy your epic builds. Take a break from reality and join us as we navigate the complexities of relationships and grief, just like navigating through a maze of creepers and zombies.

Venture into our server and build a world where you can honor your losses and celebrate new beginnings, just like how you can build a castle while fighting off skeletons and spiders. Will you be able to stand up to evil parents and show them the power of love and grief in our Minecraft world?

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Will you be the hero of your own story, or will you let evil parents dictate your fate? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server!

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EvilCorpCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by an evil company that is so secret, not even the Illuminati knows about it! Join us for a chance to battle against evil robots, mine for rare diamonds guarded by dragons, and even participate in a game of Minecraft Hunger Games where the stakes are higher than ever (loser has to eat a block of dirt)! So come join us if you dare, and remember, the only way out is to beat the final boss…who just so happens to be a giant chicken with laser eyes. See you on the dark side!

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CraftyCommiesMC

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come join our minecraft server, where the only technical faults you’ll experience are creeper explosions and falling into lava pits! our server is so lit, even russian fighter-bombers are crashing to get a piece of the action. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? join now and see if you can survive longer than a russian jet!

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DrumlessFNAF Crew

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yo u gotta join dis server cuz we got a secret underground club where all da fnaf characters come to jam on the drums. freddy be bangin on those drums like he’s in a rock band, chica be droppin sick beats, and foxy be doin some crazy solos. u ain’t gonna see dis anywhere else, so come join da fun and party with da animatronics on da drums, yo!

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PurrCraft: Where Men & Pets Unite!

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can pet virtual animals and feel the empathy levels RISE like a rocket ship to the moon! forget farmers and non-pet owners, they don’t know the true joy of virtual petting! our server will make you feel like a pet whisperer, with animals flocking to you in droves! you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you show off your virtual menagerie of pixelated cuteness. so what are you waiting for? join now and unleash your inner pet lover on our server like never before!

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