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Block Punch Mania

action, Anime, bald, BLOCK, comedy, fuck, Genos, hero association, Jesus, Manga, Mania, Monsters, One Punch Man, Parody, Powerful, Punch, retarded Jews, Rewrite, saitama, satire, script, SuperHero, unfunny hacks

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to rewrite the script of two absolutely ridiculous Jews who thought they were comedians.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, career, Communication, Decision making, Ethics, Hiring, Holo, leadership, loyalty, Manager, Minecraft, Partnership, personal life integration, PROFESSIONAL, relationships, Server, Shiori, teamwork, Trust, work, workplace dynamics

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4453	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2017	Crops Grown:	4872
Votes:	9327	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

> Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

Chad, Giga, GigaChad, Isnt, long tail, Minecraft, re, smp, tags

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Ores Mined:	4979
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

10 people, aita, Allowed, boxed Mac and cheese, Cook, Cooks, different friend, enjoyment, ex husband, Exhausting, extended family, financial benefit, Friend, Hosting, invited, last minute, loud, love to cook, mom, no one else cooks, OVERWHELMING, refusing, Rude, ruining thanksgiving, Small, Staff, stressful, teenage kids, Thanksgiving dinner, TurkeyCraft, unseasoned chicken thigh

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, AnnoyingSound, bothersome, bothersome noise, bothersome sound, constant noise, frustrating, grating, high-pitched sound, irritating noise, irritating sound, Irritation, jarring noise, loud sound, Minecraft, nails on chalkboard, noise, piercing sound, repetitive noise, smp, Sound, white noise

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

acceptance, accepting reality, avoiding reality, denial, denial of reality, difficult truths, face, facing facts, facing reality, facing the truth, facts, hard truths, harsh realities of life, harsh realizations, harsh truths, harshest realities, reality check, reality denial, RealityCraft, tough truths, Truth, uncomfortable realities, uncomfortable truths

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	820345	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, extremist, extremist ideology, fled, hezbollah, interrogated, interrogation, interrogation room, interrogation tactics, interrogation techniques, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Nasrallah, NasrallahsGone, political violence, radicalization, security threat, Server, Terrorism, Terrorist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Towns Built:	9	Emeralds Found:	7535
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Allies, Asia, Canada, cooperation, CraftyCanuckPlotWars, Diplomatic, Espionage, foreign affairs, Global threats, Government, India, intelligence, international relations, investigation, North America, plot allegations, political tensions, SECURITY, serious, Terrorism, US

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Towns Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crops Grown:	5842	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5559
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

66.206.27.202:50020

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

bedrock, BLOCK, building, Chill, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Gaming, grief-free, Hardcore, idea.., Interactive, laid back, Lakehead, Lazy, no drama, Peaceful, pet-friendly, Placing, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, shop building, smp, Social, virtual world, windmill, wrong

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.