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TicketTussle Minecraft Server

Apology, baseball game, Boundaries, circus, Communication, compromise, Conflict, coworker, friendship, lunch, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, payment, Respect, Server, sharing, SNACKS, TICKETS, TicketTussle, Trust, Workplace

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with a sneaky coworker in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to confront your coworker in-game and demand payment for those circus tickets she never used!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will test your patience and strategic thinking. Can you outsmart your coworker and claim victory? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a baseball game you never wanted to attend! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

CraftyCreeperCoWorking

adhd, annoyance, Apologize.., Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCoWorking, Empathy, Focus, Interruptions, Marriage, newlyweds, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, software dev, Support, teamwork, Understanding, wfh, work from home, work-life balance

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from annoying spouses who constantly interrupt your work-from-home software development job! Our server is the perfect place to focus on coding, building, and mining without any distractions.

Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual world without any unexpected interruptions from your significant other. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office without knocking first!

So come on over and let your creativity flow freely without any guilt or distractions. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow players who understand the struggle of working from home with a chatty partner. Join now and say goodbye to annoying interruptions!

PixelPurseVIP

Authenticity, compassion, creativity, family, friendship, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, inner peace, Integrity, joy, Kindness, love, Memories, Peace of mind, PixelPurseVIP, Respect, self worth, Time, Trust

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2343
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Do you know what money can’t buy? The sheer joy and chaos of joining our Minecraft server! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant chicken and challenging players to epic build battles. Rumor has it that whoever defeats Blocky Bob will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time chasing after things money can buy when you could be embarking on wild adventures and making memories that will last a lifetime on our server? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life!

QuranCraftHateCrimeSwe

#Quran, blasphemy, Burners, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, cultural sensitivity, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, Hate Speech, Islamophobia, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, prosecution, QuranCraftHateCrimeSwe, religious freedom, religious intolerance, societal impact, Sweden

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so, like, you should totally join this epic minecraft server because we have like, zero tolerance for haters and burners of any kind, especially quran burners. like, sweden is all over that shiz and we are too. join us and be part of the most righteous and law-abiding minecraft community out there. plus, we have this crazy story about a quran burner who tried to join our server and got banished to the nether realm for eternity. true story bro. so come join us and be on the right side of history. #justiceforquran #minecraftforlife

BatGlowCraft

Animal Behavior, BatGlowCraft, biology, feet, Fluorescence, flying mammals, Hairs, long tail, mammalian biology, Mammals, Mexican bats, Mexican free-tailed bats, Nature, Nocturnal, research, researchers, study, tags, ultraviolet light, UV light, wildlife

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Void Armor Forged:	18

yo, dis server be lit like them bat feet hairs under UV light! we got crazy stuff happenin like bats flyin around spawn, droppin diamonds and creepers wearin party hats. join us if u wanna see some wild sh*t and maybe even tame a bat to be ur sidekick. come thru and let’s get batty together!

CuteFaceCraft Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anon, ANONYMOUS, attractive, Community, cute, CuteFaceCraft, face, female, finland, FINNISH, forum, gender, Identity, internet, Minecraft, ONLINE, PHOTO, Posting, selfie, Server, social media, User

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	155
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a Finnish anon who is not only a Minecraft pro, but also kinda cute (according to the female players, at least). Join our server for the chance to catch a glimpse of this mysterious cutie pie while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that this Finnish anon once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to witness this legendary feat in person.

So why wait? Join our server now for a mix of cute faces, epic adventures, and potato-powered victories. Who knows, you might even find love in the world of blocks and pixels.

LooksMaxingCraft SMP: Glow Up Edition

appearance enhancement, Attention, attractiveness, balding, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, DATING, Edition, GLOW, Grooming, Insecurity, Invisibility, lifestyle changes, LOOKSMAXING, LooksMaxingCraft, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, smp, social dynamics, societal norms, transformation, validation

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the power of looksmaxing is real! Join us and watch as your blocky character goes from a 6 to an 8, attracting all the attention from the pixelated ladies. But beware, with great looks comes great responsibility – the stares and attention may become overwhelming!

But fear not, for we have a solution for those who can’t handle the spotlight. Simply go bald in-game and watch as the attention magically disappears. It’s like a superpower, but for your Minecraft character! So come join us and experience the wild ride of looksmaxing and the joys of being invisible in our crazy Minecraft world.

BabyCraftMamaDrama

allergic reaction prevention, anxiety, autism, baby allergy, Baby Care, BabyCraftMamaDrama, Communication Issues, egg allergy, EpiPen, family dynamics, first time mom, first time parent, food allergies, Food Safety, generational differences, maternal instincts, mother’s comments, parenting challenges, Safety concerns

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds instead of wool. And that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with zombie chickens that drop enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a dragon made entirely of TNT. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special potion that turns you into a talking llama for 24 hours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

JoyfulCraft SMP

Contentment, daily happiness, daily happiness routine, Daily joy, finding joy everyday, gratefulness, gratitude practice, Happiness, inner peace, joy, joy in little things, JoyfulCraft, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Peace, positive vibes, self-care, simple pleasures, small joys, smiles, smp

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9644	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a chicken dance party hosted by our resident chicken overlord, Cluck Norris. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. But don’t worry, our fearless leader, Sir Meowsalot, will lead us to victory with his trusty diamond sword and impeccable fashion sense.

Not convinced yet? How about the fact that every Sunday we host a hot dog eating contest in the Nether, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’d prefer to join our underwater dance party with the guardians and squids, where the DJ is a friendly dolphin named DJ Flipper?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience joy like never before!

MineCraftMania

fulfillment, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy choices, life satisfaction, lifestyle changes, mental health, mindfulness, mindset shift, MinecraftMania, personal growth, physical health, positive habits, quality of life, self development, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Stress Management, well-being

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Star Shards Collected:	213
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that your quality of life will improve tenfold! Why? Because on our server, you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pet dragon named Fluffy! Need a break from the stresses of real life? Just take a dip in our virtual lava hot tub and watch all your worries melt away. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft master and gain the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!