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Blocky Craze Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Votes:	6386	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate land of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and the chance to ride pigs into battle like the true warriors you are. Forget about boring threads, on our server, the only threads you’ll be interested in are the ones where we discuss the best way to build a house out of TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ores Mined:	7108	Void Armor Forged:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Farms Harvested:	733	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	197	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6

Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

NoobMaster69Craft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

Auto Drive Craft Fun

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

SkyArch

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	2944	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.

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Blocky Boob Brawl Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Emeralds Found:	3285
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the wild and wacky world of fembot boob raiding! Join us for the chance to conquer and loot fembot villages, where the chests are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, fembot boobs!

But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!

The Super Bowl Minecraft SMP Dream

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6541	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Farms Harvested:	797
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs! Picture this: instead of just building houses and farming crops, you’ll be embroiled in epic battles with other players, fighting for dominance and glory!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. We’ve got crazy events like “Creeper dodgeball” where you have to avoid exploding creepers while trying to score goals, and “Ender Dragon rodeo” where you have to ride the dragon like a bucking bronco. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Disco” where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most coveted prize in all of Minecraft: the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you.

MartianCraft: “Finally, a server with no creepers!”

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Farms Harvested:	993	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Picture this: you log on and find yourself on Mars, the first person to ever set foot on the red planet. Your first words? “Move over Elon Musk, I’m the real space pioneer now!” Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can explore alien landscapes, battle Martian mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of an ancient alien civilization. So why settle for Earth when you can conquer Mars? Join us today and start your intergalactic adventure!