retarded board – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Blocky Craze Minecraft Server
banned user, blocky, CRAZE, favorite board, favorite x type person nudes, few threads, forum, forum rules, good threads, inappropriate content, low replies, Minecraft, moderation issues, Online Community, online discussion, retarded board, Server, thread engagement, thread participation, thread quality, thread topics, UNBANNED, user behavior, user experience
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate land of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and the chance to ride pigs into battle like the true warriors you are. Forget about boring threads, on our server, the only threads you’ll be interested in are the ones where we discuss the best way to build a house out of TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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Blocky Brush with Death
Adrenaline Rush, blocky, Brush, brush with death, close call, confronting mortality, death, death-defying experience, facing mortality, grateful to be alive, heart-pounding, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life or death situation, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, living to tell the tale, mortality awareness, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, staring death in the face, survival story, thankful for another day
Have you ever been chased by a pack of creepers while trying to mine diamonds? Or maybe you’ve accidentally fallen into a pit of lava and narrowly escaped with just half a heart left? Well, if you’re looking for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action, then look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us for a wild ride where death is always lurking around the corner, but hey, that’s half the fun, right? With our custom-built challenges and insane obstacles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even come face to face with the legendary Ender Dragon and live to tell the tale!
So, if you’re ready to test your survival skills and see just how close you can get to death without actually biting the dust, then come on over and join us. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of courage – you’re gonna need it!

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BubblyCraft: Sonic Waves & Micro Fun
Active bubbles, Advancements, Assess, BubblyCraft, chemical activity, Fields, findings, Fun, high intensity, Hold, Indicators, innovation, key, liquid exposure, Medicine, MICRO, microbubbles, Potential, research, sonic, Technology, Temperature, ultrasonic waves, water purification, Waves
come join our epic minecraft server where the bubbles are alive and full of potential! our researchers have discovered that these bubbles can do anything from purifying water to curing diseases! you can generate your own microbubbles by exposing liquids to high-intensity ultrasonic waves, just like real scientists do! we even have key indicators to assess the chemical activity and temperature of these bubbles, so you can be a bubble expert in no time! join now for a bubbly good time!

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LucidSMP

age 18 or older, Builders, chill server, client side mods, Creative Server, Easy Place, Fabric, hermitcraft, Hybrid of economy/shared resources, java, litematica, long-term server, Lucidsmp, more mob heads, proximity chat, Scicraft, Set Status, shopping district, Single player sleep, smp, Survival, Technical, tweakeroo

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	Long-Term SMP
Version	1.21.4 (when datapacks update)
Focus	Long-term gameplay and making video content
Mods Allowed	Client side mods like Tweakeroo, Litematica (easy-place allowed)
Age Requirement	18 or older
Rules	No griefing, stealing, cheating, or PvP without agreement

FAQ

Who can join the server?

We are currently looking for YouTube content creators to join our Long-Term SMP server. Non-content creators with a portfolio are sometimes considered.

Are there any age restrictions?

You must be 18 years or older to join the server.

What mods are allowed on the server?

We allow client side mods like Tweakeroo, Litematica (easy-place allowed), and other similar mods.

How long has the server been online?

The server has been online for 4 years and is still active.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

Basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, or PvP without agreement. Additionally, keep your branding YouTube family friendly.

Crafted Spirits Land 1.21.2
1.21.2, alcohol, alcohol and brain function, alcohol and social behavior, alcohol consumption, alcohol effects, alcohol intoxication, alcohol tolerance, clumsier, cognitive impairment, coordination, crafted, dumber, effects of alcohol, intoxication, Land, less focused, less responsive, less sensitive, motor skills, physically weaker, Slower, Social Skills, Spirits
Join our Minecraft server for the wildest ride of your life! We have so much alcohol in-game that you’ll be stumbling around like a drunken zombie! But hey, at least your social skills will be top-notch, right? Who needs focus and coordination when you can be the life of the party in our server? So come on, join us and experience the bizarre world where alcohol makes you a Minecraft master!

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HeartCraftMommy
child involvement, child’s needs, co parenting, Communication, education, Emotional support, Expectations, family dynamics, health crisis, heart surgery, HeartCraftMommy, Job Search, living situation, major surgery, medical decisions, parental support, post-op care, single parenting, surgery planning, surgery preparation
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your ex’s attitude towards your heart surgery? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures!
Imagine a world where you can bring your child along for pre-op and post-op of major heart surgery…oh wait, that’s just our server! Experience the thrill of planning surgery while dealing with an ex who can’t find a job but can sure find excuses.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of wanting your child to be there for support versus your ex’s sudden concern for missing a week of school. Who will come out on top? Join now to find out!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more intense than a heart surgery consultation, join us for a wild ride. And remember, kids’ preferences always take priority, even in the world of Minecraft!

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BadMoralMovie – Minecraft SMP
audience perception, BadMoralMovie, celebrated movie, cinematic analysis, controversial films, critical reception, cultural critique, ethical concerns, film criticism, film industry, hidden agendas, Media influence, Minecraft, moral implications, Movie analysis, negative impact, popular movies, problematic themes, smp, societal issues, storytelling flaws, terrible message, thought-provoking films
OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server where we all pretend to be characters from the worst movie ever made?? It’s like a total trainwreck of a film, but in Minecraft form! Join us as we build ridiculous sets and act out scenes from this cinematic disaster. Trust me, you won’t find a more dysfunctional and hilarious group of players anywhere else. Plus, we have llamas that can talk and give you terrible life advice. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the madness!

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Pilot2FinaleCraft
action, binge watching, Character development, cliffhangers, comedy, Drama, FANTASY, favorite TV shows., last episode, Mystery, Pilot Episode, Pilot2FinaleCraft, plot twists, romance, Sci Fi, series finale, Suspense, television, Thriller, TV series
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the TV series that you loved from the pilot to the last episode – except it’s even better because you get to be a part of the action!
Join our server and embark on epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat, just like your favorite TV show. From battling dragons to uncovering hidden treasures, the adventures never end on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are as dedicated to the game as you are. Form alliances, build empires, and maybe even find love (hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of your favorite TV series in a whole new way. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

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GreekCraft Minecraft Server
accommodations, Airbnb, Ban, Economy, enforcement, Government, greece, GreekCraft, Hospitality, Housing, Impact, legislation, Minecraft, policy, regulations, rental, restrictions, Server, short-term rentals, tourism, travel, vacation, vacation rentals
yo, u gotta join this sick minecraft server, bro. it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun. we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s a total blast, man.
we also got this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the wildest parties and give out free diamonds like it’s candy. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention we have a giant volcano that erupts every hour? yeah, it’s insane. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas. trust me, it’s worth it.
so come on and join us on this epic adventure. who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in minecraft, am i right? let’s do this!

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MetaCraft: Brazilian FactCheckers
Accountability, Brazil, Brazilian, changes, Communication, DEADLINE, EXPLAIN, fact-checking program, FactCheckers, Government, INFORMATION, internet, Meta, metacraft, Misinformation, News, Platform, regulations, response, scrutiny, social media, Technology, transparency
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and get this, we got a portal to a dimension where you can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
plus, we have, like, a secret society of talking cows who give out quests for you to complete. and if you do them, you get, like, super rare loot and stuff.
so, like, join now before the evil creepers take over and turn everything into a giant block of cheese. cuz that would be, like, totally bummer, man.

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SpammyCraft – WHOIS Woes
cyber attacks, cybersecurity, data breaches, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, digital privacy, email spam, field experiment, Information Security, internet privacy, online fraud, online harassment, online safety, online security, online threats, personal information, privacy concerns, public WHOIS data, spam volumes, SpammyCraft, whois, woes
so, liek, u kno how u get spammed all teh time in ur inbox? well, dis server is liek teh cure for dat! we did a super scientific study and found out dat if u join dis server, u will get way less spam! it’s liek magic, but wit blocks and stuff. so come join us and say goodbye to spam forever! also, teh admin once fought off a horde of creepers wit just a wooden sword. it was epic. u don’t wanna miss out on dat kind of action, do u? come join us now and be part of teh most epic Minecraft server ever!

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