retarded board Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Craze Minecraft Server

banned user, blocky, CRAZE, favorite board, favorite x type person nudes, few threads, forum, forum rules, good threads, inappropriate content, low replies, Minecraft, moderation issues, Online Community, online discussion, retarded board, Server, thread engagement, thread participation, thread quality, thread topics, UNBANNED, user behavior, user experience

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/800	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate land of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and the chance to ride pigs into battle like the true warriors you are. Forget about boring threads, on our server, the only threads you’ll be interested in are the ones where we discuss the best way to build a house out of TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

The Brit Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, british culture, British flag, edit, flag change, flag design, flag emblem, flag emblematic, flag history, flag identity, flag modification, flag patriotic, flag redesign, flag representation, flag symbol, flag transformation, flag update, Minecraft, national flag, new flag, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/400	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our SMP, anything can happen – and probably will!

NoDecoNoProbMC

50-50, aita, apartment, bedside cabinets, brand new, Chairs, decorations, Decorative items, desk, DINING TABLE, Furniture, Girlfriend, kitchen, makeup desk, new sofa, NoDecoNoProbMC, Plants, price, split cost, tv stand, unreasonable

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/300	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

activities, Bars, Cafés, clubs, community gatherings, Entertainment, Events, Friends, gatherings, hang out, MEETUPS, networking, nightlife, outings, Parties, restaurants, social events, Social Interaction, socializing, socializing spots, SocializingSMP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/600	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyExesGoneWild

acceptance, Closure, CraftyExesGoneWild, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, moving on from ex, past relationships, personal development, Reflection, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/300	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	150
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, civil rights, community relations, Community safety, Cops, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DutchNews.nl, duty refusal, guard duty, Jewcraft, Jewish buildings, law enforcement, law enforcement ethics, minority protection, police officers, public service, public trust, religious freedom, religious institutions, security concerns, social responsibility

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/400	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Endless Night Skies:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mines Excavated:	3685

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Oyster Reef Adventures

#sustainability, Adventures, Biodiversity, conservation, ecosystem, environmental impact, Europe, exhausted oyster reefs, France, high as houses, ireland, marine life, Northern Ireland, Oyster, poignant accounts, reef, research, restoration, shellfish, study, uk, underwater habitats, vivid accounts

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/800	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Runes Activated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Magic Items Found:	1567
Divine Spears Created:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

Chaos, consumer behavior, covid, Crisis, emergency, essential items, fear, Hoarding, HysteriA, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, panic buying, Paper, Preparation, public reaction, repeat behavior, Server, Shortage, societal response, stockpiling, supply chain, TOILET, toilet paper, uncertainty

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/100	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Superchat Minecraft SMP

asking out, awkward, Communication, cringe, dating advice, Embarrassing moment, Entertainment, funny, humor, Live Stream, Minecraft, online dating, online interaction, Oshi, public humiliation, rejection, relationship, smp, social media, SUPERCHAT, Technology, virtual interaction

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/800	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

aging, Bed.., Boundaries, clean, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, Conflict, Edition, family, guests, health, Hospitality, hygiene, in-laws, relationships, Schedule, sensitivity, ShowerCraft, showering, Sleeping, smell, ventilation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/400	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

HateNoise Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, bothersome, cacophony, Discordant, distressing, grating, HateNoise, high pitched, intolerable, IRRITATING, jarring, Minecraft, nails on a chalkboard, noise, offensive, Piercing, Racket, screeching, Shrill, smp, Sound, Unbearable, Unpleasant

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/200	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).