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Crafty AF

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

BlockyBeautyMC – Glam up your gaming in this trendy Minecraft server! 🎮💄 #MakeupMobs #LOLminecraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing makeup is not only allowed but encouraged! We believe that your in-game persona deserves to look fabulous at all times, so why not add a little glam to your blocks?

Join us for endless fun and shenanigans as you build, explore, and slay dragons with your beautifully made-up character. Who knows, maybe your next opponent will be so mesmerized by your eyeshadow that they’ll forget to attack!

Plus, rumor has it that in our server, wearing the perfect shade of lipstick can give you superpowers. So don’t miss out on the chance to become the most powerful player in the game, just by looking fabulous!

So grab your foundation and glitter eyeshadow, and join us for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Who knew looking good could be the key to victory in the world of blocks and pixels?

LOLcraft: The OG block buddy server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

> be me > trying to make friends in new Minecraft server > find a player who seems cool > chat with them for a bit > they seem interested in being friends > exchange usernames to add each other as friends > log on the next day excited to play with new friend > realize they blocked me > see them in-game running away from me > accuse them of betrayal > they claim they thought I was a creeper > they start a rumor that I’m actually a creeper in disguise > now everyone on the server is afraid of me > but hey, easy way to scare off griefers, right? Join our server now for hilarious shenanigans like this one!

MineCraftyMcServer: Where watching others play is more fun than playing yourself! #lolz #trendy #gamersunite

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	158	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Do you ever find yourself wanting to play Minecraft but just can’t be bothered to actually play? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where watching someone else play is virtually the same experience as playing yourself. Why waste time actually playing the game when you can sit back, relax, and let someone else do all the hard work for you?

Our server is so immersive that you’ll swear you’re the one mining those diamonds and slaying those creepers. Plus, our players are so skilled and entertaining that you won’t even miss playing yourself. Trust us, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players navigate through the world, build incredible structures, and survive the toughest challenges Minecraft has to offer.

So why waste your time actually playing Minecraft when you can join our server and watch the action unfold before your very eyes? It’s like watching a blockbuster movie, but with more pickaxes and exploding TNT. Join now for the best spectator experience of your life!

CraftyClocks

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!

Join our server and become the ultimate blocky warrior, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and an iron pickaxe! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try your luck in our exclusive lava parkour challenge – just make sure you bring some marshmallows for when you inevitably plummet to your fiery doom.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a secret underground disco party where villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. Rumor has it that even Herobrine himself makes an appearance, showing off his sick moves and dazzling players with his glowing eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – so strap on your diamond helmet and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

SisCraft: Chat & Play

American psycho, Bond, Character, Chat, Communication, comparison, Connection, Conversation, family, growth, Identity, Movie, patrick bateman, phone call, Play, recognition, Reflection, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, sharing, SisCraft, sister

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

> So, like, I was talking to my sister on the phone today, right? > And she’s all like, “OMG, I watched American Psycho and Patrick Bateman totally reminds me of you!” Can you believe it? I must be, like, a certified psychopath now or something! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner Patrick Bateman with our killer PvP battles and intense survival challenges. Because who doesn’t want to be compared to a fictional serial killer, am I right? Let’s make some heads roll… literally! #PsychoMinecraftMadness 😂🔪

SisConCraft: Imouto Goals MC

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5385
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, look no further! Join our server where the only goal is to figure out what the heck was that lady’s malfunction!

Picture this: You log on to our server and are immediately thrown into a world filled with mystery and confusion. Everywhere you turn, you see signs that say “What was her malfunction?” But who is “her” and what was her malfunction? The only way to find out is to embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns.

But that’s not all! As you explore the server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures like mutated cows with laser eyes and exploding chickens. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with traps and puzzles that will test your wits and courage.

And if you manage to uncover the truth behind the mysterious lady’s malfunction, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and prizes that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyStepdad’s Fallout Funhouse: Where Gaming and Drama Collide!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Farms Harvested:	534

Are you tired of your stepdad freaking out over the Fallout TV show? Well, we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind. Build your own post-apocalyptic world where your stepdad can’t bother you with his soi-ing out! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will help you survive any fallout – real or imaginary. So come join us and say goodbye to stepdad’s Fallout TV show meltdowns!

GlitchCraft: Where Sarrs and SEAninjas can thrive… with a side of chaos and trolls 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

acceptance, belonging, Chaos, citizenship rights, coping, cultural exchange, discrimination, Diversity, GlitchCraft, Identity, immigration, integration, Japanese citizenship, MinecraftMadness, Multiculturalism, Nationality, racism, saars, Sarrs, SEAniggers, SEAninjas, Side, Social Issues, Stereotypes, student ID card, Thrive, tolerance, Trolls

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ores Mined:	6028	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and experience the thrill of battling saars and SEAniggers who have somehow obtained Japanese citizenship with nothing but a student ID card.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat. From dodging lava pits to taking on giant mobs, the fun never stops on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to conquer all the chaos and come out on top. See you in the game!

CraftyCactusCrusade server – where noobs become pros and creepers get trolled! #rosemi-sama

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5655	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking cows! Our server is like a crazy circus meets a fantasy world, where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of candy and marshmallows? Easy peasy.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

CraftyLorez: Mix up lore & inconsistencies in your fave game on this quirky Minecraft server! #gamerlife #trendy #lolz

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers that lack excitement and creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where gravity is optional and you can ride on the back of a chicken as your trusty steed. Our server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft lore. Did you know that Steve is actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or that villagers are skilled in the art of interpretive dance?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this wacky and wild server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Come join us for a Minecraft adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head in confusion all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hoot!