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‘Throne and Liberty General – Minecraft SMP’

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more builds than a village full of villagers, and more updates than a redstone contraption on steroids.

Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our database is so extensive, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Bong Bros Minecraft Server

Apocalypse, armageddon, Bong, Bongbros, bros, Chants, coping mechanisms, dark comedy, dark humor, Doomsday, End of the World, fear, funny, gallows humor, humor, Minecraft, nuclear war, nukes, Preparation, resilience, Server, Survival, survival skills, uncertainty

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchantments Applied:	102
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have nukes! That’s right, when things start getting heated, you can chant hilarious phrases like “Boom goes the dynamite!” or “Sayonara, suckers!” as the nukes start flying. Who knew surviving a nuclear apocalypse could be so much fun? Join us now and get ready for the most explosive Minecraft experience of your life!

Monitor vs TV Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato screen? Do you want to experience the game in all its blocky glory? Then join our epic Minecraft SMP where the pixels are as sharp as a diamond sword!

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. With gaming monitors that have refresh rates faster than a creeper explosion, you’ll never miss a beat. Plus, our monitors are spyware-free, so you can mine those diamonds in peace.

Forget about playing on a TV like a noob. Our SMP is where the real gamers gather to build, mine, and prank each other with TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft some epic memories together!

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Votes:	3685	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to the Dragon Slaying edition of our Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have actual dragons in the game that you can slay for epic loot! And by epic loot, I mean diamonds, enchanted gear, and even a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies.

2. Our server is so intense that it’s like playing a 3D Hentai game, but with blocky graphics and pixelated characters. Trust me, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.

3. If you’re into RPGs, then you’ll love our server. We have quests, dungeons, and a whole world to explore filled with hidden treasures and dangerous monsters. It’s like being the hero in your very own video game.

4. Need a break from all the dragon slaying and questing? No problem! We have a special area on the server where you can relax and play Violated Heroine, the ultimate H-Action game. Just be prepared for some steamy encounters with NPCs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventure of your life. Just remember, things that don’t belong here include fetish discussions outside of video games, visual novels, and non-Japanese games. Let’s slay some dragons and have a blast!

Is my gf a throat GOAT? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to find out if your girlfriend is a throat GOAT…because why not add a little drama to your Minecraft experience?

Our server is filled with insane challenges and quests that will have you questioning your sanity. From building a giant statue of a potato to hunting down a mythical creature known as the Chicken King, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for our legendary PvP battles. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly PvP tournament gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples…or maybe just a pat on the back. Either way, it’s worth it for the bragging rights alone.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and nothing is off limits. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

OccultKingdom Minecraft server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Players Killed by Monsters:	8275
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

SEASON 1 starts today! 06.11.2024?

? [OK] — Occult Kingdom RP – vanilla minecraft server for comfortable play with friends. Here you will have the chance to become the best builder, merchant, or even king!

Can you earn the trust of other players? It all depends only on you, your skills and ambitions!⚔️

? Why is it worth playing on our server?

We have a high-quality host without lags, there are plugins that do not kill vanilla, such as: Plasmo Voice (for communication in the game), customizable stands for armor with hands. Also, there is no donation and all players are on the same level.

__We don’t have creativity, fly, teleportation, private,__ only vanilla survival!?

? How to start playing?

It’s very simple, just fill out a mini-questionnaire in our discord server, and within a few minutes you will have the opportunity to play on the server! ☕️

95.216.88.232:25700

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Towns Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can smoke your evening bowl while playing! That’s right, we encourage relaxation and good vibes while you craft and survive in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Stoner Creeper, a creeper who loves to chill and hang out with players. He won’t explode on you, he’ll just ask for some snacks and maybe a hit of your bowl.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where the only limit is your imagination…and how high you can get!

F-List Minecraft SMP General #6935

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	1724
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the art of roleplaying to a whole new level! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, we focus on creating character profiles and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with.

Join us if you’re tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience and want to dive into a world of kinks and depravity that will make your head spin. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, our group forums are filled with juicy gossip and drama, and our community is always ready to schizopost and discuss their wildest kinks.

Forget about creepers and zombies, the real monsters on our server are the ones hiding in the shadows with their twisted fantasies. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner freak and explore a world of erotic roleplaying like never before, join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride. Just watch out for that dude who’s a total faggot, he’s always causing trouble.

Crying Screaming Depression Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just make you want to cry and scream in depression? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be crying tears of joy and screaming with excitement!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, or building a giant rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, the moon in Minecraft)! Our community is so wild and wacky, you’ll never have a dull moment.

And if you ever feel down, don’t worry – our resident clown will be there to cheer you up with hilarious jokes and pranks. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to boring old Minecraft – it’s time to embrace the chaos and have the time of your life!

Clean Loser Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Zombie Dances:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have players who take losing in a virtual block game WAY too seriously! Join us if you want to witness epic meltdowns over a pixelated defeat, just like that one time when Steve lost to a creeper and vowed revenge on all mobs in the game.

Our server is filled with drama and attitude problems, just like that one player who still can’t get over losing clean in a match against their rival. It’s been a whole year and they’re still seething about it, making every interaction on the server a potential powder keg of emotions.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP with more drama than a soap opera, join us and witness the epic battles, the outrageous reactions, and the never-ending quest for virtual vengeance. Who knows, you might just become the next legend on our server, or the next player to throw a fit over losing a block-building competition.