retardation Minecraft Servers

retardation Minecraft Servers

  • Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

    Summoned Demon Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 9709
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence

    Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 8237
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 17 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Ores Mined: 7853 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Animals Bred: 179 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Votes: 5661 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and all your fellow degenerates!

    Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay imaginable. Our server is filled with crazy events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers.

    But that’s not all! We also have the most epic loot drops, including diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers.

    So, if you’re ready to leave behind the boring and mundane and enter a world of pure insanity, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back. You may even find yourself questioning your own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShenZenKidzCraft

    ShenZenKidzCraft
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 3679
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 52 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Votes: 7531 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 142
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy adventures like a 10-year old japanese boy fighting off zombies near a shenzhen elementary school! it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s totally insane! who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town! so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Brainiacs: Multi-Omics Madness

    Crafty Brainiacs: Multi-Omics Madness
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 3566
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 New Chunks Explored: 878841
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Mines Excavated: 2402

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u ever wonder if ur gut and brain are like bffs and they talk to each other all the time? well, on this server, we take that idea to the next level! our gut-brain axis is like, totally lit, with multi-omics and stuff showing us the way to happiness and good vibes.

    join us on this wacky adventure where your gut and brain are besties and they help u fight off the bad vibes and depression monsters. we got crazy mini-games where u can feed ur gut with all the right foods to boost ur mood and make ur brain super smart.

    come hang out with us and let’s explore the weird and wonderful world of the gut-brain axis in a way you’ve never seen before. trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Magic Moon

    Magic Moon
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 4397
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Ores Mined: 8357
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Animals Bred: 129
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 46

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to MagicMoon!!!

    When Magic Moon rises in the sky the rules change…

    The Magic Moon has imbued the world with ancient magic. Explore the wonders the overworld holds, fight bosses in other worlds, and prepare to become the greatest adventurer.

    MagicMoon is the key to unlock a hidden world full of endless possibilities!!!

    Come and discover the secrets of the Magic Moon.

    If you dream it, everything is possible!!!

    space.magicmc.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Democrat’s Dream Minecraft Server

    Democrat’s Dream Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 5072
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a Democrat who loves Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated politics and blocky debates. Our server is the perfect place for Democrats to build their dream world, complete with free healthcare for all villagers and a renewable energy source powered by creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our Ender Dragon is a registered Democrat who loves to discuss foreign policy over a cup of virtual coffee. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I don’t get it, but I love it!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cherokee Minecraft SMP Side

    Cherokee Minecraft SMP Side
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 1671
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 748 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Enchantments Applied: 182

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats? We’ve got it all!

    And if you’re wondering if you’re still white, don’t worry, because on our server, everyone turns into a rainbow unicorn after their first hour of gameplay. So come join us and let your inner unicorn shine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels

    FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 9205
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Emeralds Found: 4985
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how lebanon is all like “no pagers or walkie-talkies on flights”? well, we got a minecraft server where u can use ALL the pagers and walkie-talkies u want! it’s like a rebellion against lebanon’s rules, man. join us and be a rebel! plus, we have this crazy story about a pager that saved a walkie-talkie from a creeper attack. it’s wild, dude. so come join our server and break all the rules with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NovaCraftMC.de

    NovaCraftMC.de
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 1159
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Enchantments Applied: 118
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to NovacraftMC.de – your ultimate city build server!

    Immerse yourself in the exciting world of NovacraftMC.de, where creative city building projects meet exciting PvP duels! Build your own city, create impressive buildings and design your own personal plot of land exactly as you imagine it. There are no limits to your imagination!

    Join today and become part of the NovacraftMC.de community! Whether you are an experienced city builder or a PvP pro, you will find your place here.

    NovaCraftMC.de

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CozySMP

    CozySMP
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 2234
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 171
    Mines Excavated: 2643 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    CozySMP is the best free-to-play minecraft smp that provides an incredible experience to the player. it also has some plugins to make it easier for new players

    cozyevents.apexmc.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server

    ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 1468
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Magic Items Found: 1196 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    ⭐ We kindly ask the world of FlayCraft – for the skin block and the skin’s advantage to come to life with new possibilities and amazing insights!

    ? Our servers in Minecraft offer not just the game, but a more expensive experience in the enchanting world, where the warmth and wonderful atmosphere are friendly, and it’s good to check on the skin prankster. We attach special respect to the integrity, consistency and stability of all our regimes. And the axis and the stench:

    ⚡Vision: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our specialists, who are ready to help you with your skin problems. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s alarms are protected, and to further protect you from this, you can secure your own alarm with additional privacy and enjoy freedom without fear of robbery. Discover the endless mechanics, including unique robots, casinos, duels and other equally important systems, the list of which is growing every day. We are developing game mechanics in accordance with the basic principles of Minecraft, which preserves the high vanilla nature of our server. Be the awakener of the world or an important follower, creating your world together with other graves.

    ? Events: Get ready for the exciting events that take place regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to squalor and simple evenings – we always have something for the skin.

    ? Experience the power and ability to create your own unique style on our server. We’re counting on you!

    ua.flaycraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 4969
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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