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Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

Best Friend, BETRAYAL, consequences, danger, dark magic, Demon, DEMONOLOGY, Desperation, FANTASY, fear, Gaming, Horror, Minecraft, retardation, role playing, Server, summoned, SUMMONING, summoning rituals, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence

#youtube, Bigotry, Corner, CREEPERS, Cunt, cyberbullying, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, Hate Speech, hurtful, ignorant, inappropriate, insensitive, intelligence, offensive, online harassment, prejudice, question.., retardation, social media, UNACCEPTABLE, Video, villagers

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Meteorites Collected:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and all your fellow degenerates!

Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay imaginable. Our server is filled with crazy events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But that’s not all! We also have the most epic loot drops, including diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers.

So, if you’re ready to leave behind the boring and mundane and enter a world of pure insanity, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back. You may even find yourself questioning your own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

MineCraftyCash

Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Security, Financial Stability, importance of money, MineCraftyCash, MONEY, money and freedom, money and fulfillment, money and happiness, money and quality of life, money and relationships, money and satisfaction, money and self-worth, money and success, money and well-being, money management, Money Matters, money mindset, success, wealth

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Crops Grown:	5597	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	298	Love Letters Sent:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of living in a boring old world where money is the only thing that matters? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where money literally grows on trees! That’s right, forget mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be mining for cold hard cash!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Money Monster, a creature so obsessed with money that it hoards it all for itself. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to defeat the Money Monster and claim its vast fortune for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your quest for riches beyond your wildest dreams! Remember, on our server, money talks and diamonds walk!

HamasCraft: RawhiSlayer

Assassination, Conflict, extremism, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, HamasCraft, Islamic fundamentalism, Killed, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, militant group, News, Palestinian, Politics, Rawhi Mushtaha, RawhiSlayer, Sinwar, Terrorism, terrorist organization, violence

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got crazier stories than this headline! imagine fighting alongside sinwar’s right-hand man, only to have him taken out by a sneaky creeper explosion! we got more drama than a soap opera, and more action than a superhero movie. join now for the wildest adventure of your life! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again!

KetoCraft: Mortality Down 24%

cardiovascular health, covariates, disease prevention, efficacy, health benefits, healthy living, heart health, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, lifestyle data, long-term safety, low carb diet, metabolic health, mortality, mortality rate, new research, nutrition, overall mortality, research findings, sociodemographic data, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only ketogentic food and lower our mortality rate by 24%! our hearts are so healthy they sparkle like diamonds in the sun. we use sociodemographic and lifestyle data to make sure our players are living their best lives in the virtual world. join us and live forever in minecraft paradise!

Overseas Turmoil Minecraft Server

branch issues, company culture, company news, crisis management., crisis response, hololive, international incidents, international problems, JP cover staff, media coverage, Minecraft, Overseas, overseas operations, overseas turmoil, public relations, Server, staff communication, staff concerns, staff morale, talent concerns, talent development, talent management, talent support, TURMOIL

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Void Armor Forged:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama happens! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as the virtual idols of Hololive get into all sorts of shenanigans overseas. From epic battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join the fun – who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Gen Z Doesn’t Know What This Is Minecraft SMP

adaptation, cultural shift, digital age, disconnect, doesn’t know, doesnt, Evolution, Gen, gen z, generational divide, ignorance, knowledge gap, lack of awareness, learning curve, Minecraft, modern society, obsolete, Old fashioned, Outdated, smp, Technology, Traditional, unfamiliarity, what this is

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	1637	Emeralds Found:	191
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	7419	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone knows what they’re doing? Well, look no further because our server is so cutting-edge that even Gen Z doesn’t know what it is! That’s right, we’re so ahead of the game that even the TikTok generation is scratching their heads in confusion.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn and chaos ensued as everyone tried to catch a ride on it. Another time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And let’s not forget the time when the entire server was turned into a giant game of hide-and-seek with the prize being a lifetime supply of diamond armor.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life, come join us on our server. Just remember, you never know what to expect when you’re playing with a group of players who are so ahead of the curve that even Gen Z can’t keep up.

Opinion-Free Kids’ Cafe Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cafe, child care, child nutrition, Communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, feeding children, in-laws, Kids, meal frequency, meal planning, Minecraft, OpinionFree, Opinions, parenting, Parenting styles, preschool nutrition, Server, sibling dynamics, stay at home parent, stay-at-home dad, traditional gender roles, traditional values

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in feeding your virtual kids small, frequent meals just like in real life! Join us if you want to escape the judgmental eyes of traditional players who only believe in 3 meals a day. Our server is a safe haven for stay-at-home dads who are tired of being criticized for their parenting choices.

Imagine a world where you can build lunch boxes for your Minecraft kids and watch them snack every three hours without anyone batting an eye. Our server is a place where you can tell off those who try to tell you how to parent, just like our player who stood up to his sister-in-law for her unsolicited advice on feeding habits.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being judged by the “traditional” players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual brother who will shrug off the drama and let you do your thing. It’s a wild ride on our server, but it’s worth it for the freedom to parent your Minecraft kids your own way.

GayCraft: Secrets & Sass

acceptance, attraction, Bisexual, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, DATING, Drama, Friends, Gay, GayCraft, Honesty, Kindness, LGBTQ, love, rejection, relationships, Sass, Secrets, self-identity, Sexuality, social media, Understanding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	14
New Chunks Explored:	461577	Emeralds Found:	6614
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we accept players of all orientations, even if they’re as confused as a creeper in a maze! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and maybe even find love in unexpected places, just like our player who thought he was gay but ended up questioning everything after a girl asked him out.

Explore our server and make friends who will support you through rejection, whether it’s from a dragon or a potential date. And if things get too crazy, just deactivate your social media like our player did to avoid any drama from spilling over into your pixelated paradise.

So come on, join our server and let’s see what kind of wild and wacky situations you’ll find yourself in. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself, just like our player did when he realized he might be more bi than he thought. Let the adventures begin!

CraftyAdviceMinecraftSMP

advice, Best advice, CraftyAdviceMinecraftSMP, encouragement, guidance, inspirational quotes, life advice, life lessons, life tips, Mentorship, Motivational Sayings, pearls of wisdom, personal growth, positive affirmations, self improvement, Support, uplifting quotes, valuable lessons, wise words, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Farms Harvested:	688
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a top hat. Trust us, this server is where dreams come true (as long as your dreams involve exploding sheep and talking trees). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MineTimeFunCraft

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, Fun, hobbies, hobbies for creativity, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-care, hobbies for socializing, hobbies for stress relief, hobbies for wellness, interests, leisure activities, MineTimeFunCraft, pastimes, Recreation, Relaxation

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes! Yes, you heard that right. Our pigs are trained in martial arts and ready to kick some undead butt. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So why waste your free time on anything else when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Brain Cells Server

“Youth, aging, Brain, brain stem cells, cell regeneration, cells, CRISPR, Gene, gene editing, genetic editing, genetic engineering, genetic rejuvenation, Medical research, metabolism, Mice, neurons, neuroscience, regenerative medicine, rejuvenates, scientific breakthrough, Server, stem cells, Youthful

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Items Found:	8044	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we use CRISPR gene editing to make your brain cells young again! We disable genes and magically make you feel like a baby again, but with the ability to build epic structures and slay zombies! Who needs metabolism when you can have super brain powers?! Join now for a wild ride of rejuvenation and neuron-spinning fun!