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Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

Best Friend, BETRAYAL, consequences, danger, dark magic, Demon, DEMONOLOGY, Desperation, FANTASY, fear, Gaming, Horror, Minecraft, retardation, role playing, Server, summoned, SUMMONING, summoning rituals, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Love Letters Sent:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Villages Defended:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence

#youtube, Bigotry, Corner, CREEPERS, Cunt, cyberbullying, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, Hate Speech, hurtful, ignorant, inappropriate, insensitive, intelligence, offensive, online harassment, prejudice, question.., retardation, social media, UNACCEPTABLE, Video, villagers

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and all your fellow degenerates!

Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay imaginable. Our server is filled with crazy events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But that’s not all! We also have the most epic loot drops, including diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers.

So, if you’re ready to leave behind the boring and mundane and enter a world of pure insanity, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back. You may even find yourself questioning your own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

NoBabyCraft: Extinct in 100 Years!

#sustainability, biological imperative, Birth Rates, consequences, Decision making, environmental impact, ethical dilemma, Extinct, Extinction, extinction timeline, Future, genetic diversity, human evolution, human race, Humanity, long-term planning, NoBabyCraft, overpopulation, population control, Reproduction, societal collapse, Survival, Years

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5739
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Yo, imagine a world without humans, just a bunch of empty buildings and overgrown plants. That’s basically what you’ll find on our server because we’re all about that post-apocalyptic vibe. Join us if you want to roam around deserted cities, fight off mutant creatures, and scavenge for resources like there’s no tomorrow.

But don’t worry, we’ve also got some wacky stuff going on like a secret underground society of talking animals and a group of friendly aliens who just want to trade with you. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing your blocky butt off as you ride rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireballs from your hands.

So why not join us and help prevent the extinction of humans by building epic structures and creating a new world where everyone can thrive? Or, you know, just have a good time goofing around with your friends. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

SmellCraft: Culture Clash

clash, cross-cultural differences, cross-cultural similarities, Cultural differences, cultural differences in smell perception, cultural diversity, cultural factors, cultural influences, cultural influences on smell perception, culture, ecological factors, odor perception, odor pleasantness, odor preferences, olfactory perception, olfactory preferences, pleasant odors, scent perception, scent preferences, smell perception, smell preferences, SmellCraft, study findings

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Votes:	472
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49

so, liek, dis minecraft server is, liek, totally epic cuz it has, liek, all da smells from different cultures in it. u can, liek, smell da pleasantness of, liek, exotic odors from all over da world. it’s, liek, a sensory adventure, man. u can, liek, travel through different biomes and experience da scents of, liek, a million flowers or, liek, a thousand farts. it’s, liek, mind-blowing, dude. join dis server and, liek, expand ur olfactory horizons. it’s, liek, a whole new level of minecraft experience. u won’t, liek, believe ur nose, man.

MCFactions

Bedwars, building, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Farming, KitPvP, Magic, Minigames, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

OG Factions server. Small community vibes. No p2w just cosmetic donations super basic very small server koths, farming eco, perfect cannons, competitive family friendly

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Realm of Legends

Adventure, Boss Battles, Bosses, Customstructures, Dynamic economy, elite mobs, Elitemobs, epic journey, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, realm of legends, Survival, Towns, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1392

Embark on an epic journey in the Realm of Legends! Face off against elite mobs and epic boss battles, build thriving towns, and master a dynamic economy. Adventure awaits!

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Ultima Missile Wars and Kingdoms: Where explosions bring kingdoms together and diamonds flow like beer.

action, Active, airships, base, Beer, BRING, building, Community, diamonds, Economy, Enchantments, Enhanced, explosions, explosive, flow, Fun, gamemode, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Missile, Nether, Portals, Server, slimeblock, smp, Survival, TEAM, ÚLTIMA, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to Ultima Minecraft Server!

Welcome Message:	A server full of explosive fun, peaceful building, and memes
Main Features:	Custom survival experience, Missile Wars gamemode, Kingdoms with custom terrain and caves
Community:	Dedicated and active members
IP:	play.ultimamc.net
Website:	www.ultimamc.net

Missile Wars

This fast-paced team game combines explosions with slimeblock locomotion for an action-packed experience

Kingdoms

Create and conquer kingdoms
Diamond-based economy
High-speed rails
Custom terrain and caves
40+ custom enchantments
Item-based teleportations with Warp Totems
Custom armor and weapons
Marriage and brewing system

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: You can join by using the IP play.ultimamc.net
Q: What are the main features of the server?	A: The server offers custom survival experience, Missile Wars gamemode, and Kingdoms with custom terrain and caves
Q: Is there a website for the server?	A: Yes, you can visit www.ultimamc.net for more information
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, you can find the rules at ultimamc.net/rules

SunriseCraft Minecraft Server

early morning, early riser, early start, Minecraft, morning calm, morning habits, morning meditation, morning mindfulness, morning peace, morning person, morning quiet, morning reflection, morning routine, morning solitude, morning tranquility, Peaceful, pre-dawn, productivity, quiet time, self-care, Server, sunrise, SunriseCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Farms Harvested:	114
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and waking up at the crack of dawn to do boring stuff? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can wake up at 4:30 AM and do some epic building before the sun comes up! Feel the peace and tranquility of the virtual world while everyone else is still snoozing. Plus, rumor has it that the early morning mobs drop extra rare loot, so get in on the action before the rest of the world wakes up! Join us and be a true Minecraft morning warrior!

DawntrailCraft Minecraft Server

Benchmark, Campaign, Chocorpokkur, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail Info, DawntrailCraft, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, ignore, In-game Events, July 2, July 29, Linkshells, Lodestone, Minecraft, previous, Report, Resources, Server, shitposting, twitch, viewer rewards

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic in-game events like the “Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign” where you can win virtual prizes just for watching our Twitch streams. Who knew watching someone play Minecraft could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your Minecraft experience like no other. Build the most insane structures, mine for the rarest materials, and battle against mobs with your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the fun, adventure, and pure chaos that awaits you on our server. See you there, fellow Minecrafters!

TraderTeen Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, civil case, close relationship, Emotional Abuse, emotional stress, financial abuse, financial fraud, forged POA, forged quit claim, homeowners insurance, MAKE UP, medical stress, Minecraft, Mortgage, new clothes, OIC, Real Estate (Industry), Server, step-daughter, toxic family, TraderTeen, Traitor, WA PAO

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1606
Buildings Constructed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your MIL’s financial fraud scheme? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, deceit, and betrayal – just like in this crazy story!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual house without worrying about someone forging a POA in your name. Our server is so secure, even the most skilled loan officer, title officer, and notary couldn’t pull off a heist like that!

And if you’re tired of your stepdaughter lying about hanging out with her “bubbie” instead of spending time with you, come join us for some family-friendly fun. We promise there will be no toxic family members allowed – just good old-fashioned Minecraft shenanigans.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a virtual world where the only fraud you’ll encounter is someone stealing your diamonds. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a real-life financial scandal.

Minecraft MIL-Free Bridal Fun

body image, Bridal, bridal appointment, bridal fitting, Communication, constructive criticism, criticism, entourage, family conflict, family dynamics, Fun, future MIL, MILFree, Minecraft, relationship issues, sample sale, silent treatment, wedding decisions, wedding dress, wedding dress shopping, wedding planning, wedding plans, wedding stress, wedding talk

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of dealing with a future MIL who hates everything about your wedding plans? Look no further, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any negative comments!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and design the wedding of your dreams, without any interference from disapproving in-laws. Plus, we have a special “Bridal Dress Sample Sale” event where you can find the perfect dress at 60% off, just like in real life (but without the drama)!

Join us now and say “I do” to a stress-free wedding planning experience on our hilarious Minecraft server. Who needs a future MIL’s opinion when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s build happily ever after together!

UnderratedHero12

Bravery, courage, Credit, forgotten figures, forgotten hero, Hero, historical, historical figure, Historical figures, historical hero, Honor, inspiration, Legacy, overlooked hero, recognition, sacrifice, unappreciated hero, underrated hero, UnderratedHero12, unsung hero, unsung heroes

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Void Gems Collected:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9887	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Join our Minecraft server and become a legend like the unsung hero, Sir Potato of Potatoville! He single-handedly defeated a horde of evil chickens with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you want to be a hero like him, then this is the server for you! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground potato kingdom waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next Potato Knight!