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  • TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

    TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 590
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Votes: 2040
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 162 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

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    Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

    Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

    So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

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  • Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

    Walz Blew It Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 9952
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

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  • CrayonEater69 Minecraft SMP – The Adventures of a Crayon-Loving Retard

    CrayonEater69 Minecraft SMP – The Adventures of a Crayon-Loving Retard
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 3551
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a crayon-eating retard named /vt/ who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

    Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

    But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • LooxMax Minecraft Server

    LooxMax Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 2000
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 160 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

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    Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the looxmaxxxxing retards out there!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and engage in epic dance battles with creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rabid wolves, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner looxmaxxxxing retard and have the time of your life, come join us on our insane Minecraft server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

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  • CrayonCraft Minecraft Server

    CrayonCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 3780
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 391
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a crayon-eating retard who will keep you entertained for hours on end! Join us on /vt/ (Very Tasty) server for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane as our crayon-loving admin? We have regular events like “Crayon Hunt” where you have to scavenge the map for hidden crayons to win epic prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Crayon Eating Contest” and “Crayon Parkour” – guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry.

    But the real reason to join our server is the sense of camaraderie you’ll feel with your fellow players. We may be a bunch of crayon enthusiasts, but we stick together like a pack of wild wolves (or should I say, wild crayon-eating wolves?). So come join us on /vt/ server for a crayon-filled adventure unlike any other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

    Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 2310
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

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  • PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

    PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 9030
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 232 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 10

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

    We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

    So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

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  • TempissCraft Minecraft Server

    TempissCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 4587
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Chimeras Created: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where we hire temps with explosive diarrhea, skip important events for random reasons, and put on shows in venues that can only fit 3,000 people!

    But that’s not all – we haven’t killed off all the stars yet, and we even force our players to shill videos with stars on them. Plus, we have fag enablers who just can’t stop talking about how much they love faggots.

    And don’t even get us started on our rival server, Niji shit. We don’t even know the names of those losers because we’re too busy causing chaos and mayhem in our own server. So come join us and be a part of the madness – who knows what outrageous adventures await you in our Minecraft world!

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  • Tearmoon Minecraft Server

    Tearmoon Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 8048
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 811711 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 153 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

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    Are you tired of boring old princesses with no curves and no drama? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the flat-chested princess is the star of the show! Watch as she navigates through the world of blocky adventures, facing off against evil mobs and building epic castles with her itty bitty hands. Will she finally get her own season? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a single episode of this wild ride! Join now for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • The Double Tree

    The Double Tree
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 3027
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Runes Activated: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

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    Join today! Server ip = doubletreeserver.net

    doubletreeserver.net

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  • HoboNation PvP Factions

    HoboNation PvP Factions
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 1448
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

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    Visit our website at http://www.hobonation.net/ We are cracked so anyone can play, even if you do not have minecraft! We have allot of players playing in the server at all times. We have donation packages you can purchase to help support us and gain some reward. (Located on our website)

    Server IP: HoboNation.Net

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  • FlatCreative

    FlatCreative
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 1616
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 50 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Falling into the Void: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Animals Bred: 193 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

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    Come visit our city! Surprises abound in each city block. Want to build your own mansion? Go outside the city limits in no-mans land and have a blast!

    bhgames.com

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  • LazleCraft

    LazleCraft
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 9365
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

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    play.LazleCraft.net

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  • Carbon MC

    Carbon MC
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 383
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Runes Activated: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 400 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

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    Create | Combat | Conquer

    Carbon Mc is a plot creative and survival factions server like no other. Pushing the envelope in unique entertainment, Carbon offers a truly engaging experience. Inspire and impress others with buildings in creative plots, become a legend and explore the far reaches of the custom factions world, or prove your skill with challenging parkour, and intense PvP arenas.

    –Customize Your Permissions–

    Carbon MC’s ground-breaking permissions system allows the player to have total control over how they receive their perks by enabling them to buy permissions individually. No longer must a player wait to obtain a special rank, or donate lots of money just to receive powerful permissions. At Carbon MC, all you need is a bit of dedication to become fully equipped for whatever obstacles lay in your path.

    –Physical and Virtual Economy–

    The economy on Carbon MC is intuitive and flexible. Based entirely on the gold ingot, players can earn gold by mining it in factions, spending time online, completing the parkour, building an exceptional plot, and more. The best part is, your balance is synced among all three servers, so buying permissions is never easier.

    Join today! —– IP: carbon.mc.gl —–

    carbon.mc.gl

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  • SyroCraft

    SyroCraft
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 7067
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

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    A Semi-vanilla Survival RPG-like Minecraft Server SyroCraft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few RPG elements added into the mix to spice up the “End Game” of Minecraft while still focusing on the whole survival aspect of the game as well. We also have a creative world for the build-planning folk and for those who just want to mess around with infinite blocks.

    We support voting while offline! (After your first login!) meaning you can vote for us, and then claim your vote rewards in-game the next time you log on.

    Come join us for some fun and games! We can’t wait to meet you.

    play.syrocraft.com

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  • TitansCraft

    TitansCraft
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 2379
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

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    TitansCraft Bukkit Server!!!

    MobArenas PvP Arena Survival Factions Creative Parkour

    66.223.16.145:25965

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  • Enderarmy Survival.

    Enderarmy Survival.
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 2209
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 221
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

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    Survival SMP no greif/raid and Vote for the server for Three free Diamond! and $100!

    smp.enderarmy.dk:25567

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  • W00t Craft

    W00t Craft
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 7911
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Gods Slained: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

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  • XeGaming Home Edition

    XeGaming Home Edition
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 9412
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

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    Epic Community Small Scale Server.

    Adult owned and operated, many plugins for your enjoyment!

    iConomy Homes/Warps LUCK Citizens Chestshops! KillerMobs BetterSleep, and more!

    xegaming.com

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