retard – Page 2 – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

acceptance, derogatory term, disability, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Gay, general, homosexual, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, RAINBOW, retard, smp, social justice, special needs, stigma, warrior

Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

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TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

4chan, anonymous posting, controversial, controversial opinions, controversial topics, Cuckette, forum, insults, internet culture, Irrelevant, meme, message board, Minecraft, Nice Try, offensive language, Online Community, online discussion, retard, Russo board, smp, TheCraftyCreeper, trolling, trolling culture

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

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Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

Blame, blame game, BLEW, Campaign, debate, democrats, Downfall, election, Failure, fucked up, kamala, landslide, Minecraft, Performance, Politics, Polls, retard, russia, Server, Tanking, trump, Vance, Walz

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

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CrayonEater69 Minecraft SMP – The Adventures of a Crayon-Loving Retard

Adventures, CRAYON, crayon eating, crayon eating retard, crayon retard, crayon vt, CrayonEater69, CrayonLoving, Eating, eating love, eating retard, eating retard vt, love, love crayon, love retard, Minecraft, retard, retard crayon, retard vt, retard vt love, smp, VT, vt crayon, vt eating, vt love

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a crayon-eating retard named /vt/ who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

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LooxMax Minecraft Server

ABUSIVE, AGGRESSIVE, bullying, Cruel, cyberbullying, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, LooxMax, looxmaxxxxing, mean, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive, provoking, retard, Server, Taunting, unkind

Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the looxmaxxxxing retards out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and engage in epic dance battles with creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rabid wolves, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner looxmaxxxxing retard and have the time of your life, come join us on our insane Minecraft server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

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CrayonCraft Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, CRAYON, CrayonCraft, Eating, funny, humor, internet culture, love, meme, Minecraft, odd, quirky, Random, retard, Server, silly, social media, strange, trend, Unique, viral, VT, weird

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a crayon-eating retard who will keep you entertained for hours on end! Join us on /vt/ (Very Tasty) server for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious shenanigans.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane as our crayon-loving admin? We have regular events like “Crayon Hunt” where you have to scavenge the map for hidden crayons to win epic prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Crayon Eating Contest” and “Crayon Parkour” – guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry.

But the real reason to join our server is the sense of camaraderie you’ll feel with your fellow players. We may be a bunch of crayon enthusiasts, but we stick together like a pack of wild wolves (or should I say, wild crayon-eating wolves?). So come join us on /vt/ server for a crayon-filled adventure unlike any other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

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PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

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TempissCraft Minecraft Server

destroy, en3, fag enablers, forces, fuwamoco, Girls, Hires, hololive, Minecraft, Poisoning, puts, retard, Server, Shill, Show, SITS, skips, Stars, tempdiarrhea, tempiss, TempissCraft, tempoo, Venue, VID

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where we hire temps with explosive diarrhea, skip important events for random reasons, and put on shows in venues that can only fit 3,000 people!

But that’s not all – we haven’t killed off all the stars yet, and we even force our players to shill videos with stars on them. Plus, we have fag enablers who just can’t stop talking about how much they love faggots.

And don’t even get us started on our rival server, Niji shit. We don’t even know the names of those losers because we’re too busy causing chaos and mayhem in our own server. So come join us and be a part of the madness – who knows what outrageous adventures await you in our Minecraft world!

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Tearmoon Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, Cliffhanger, comedy, fan favorite, FANTASY, flat-chested, isekai, light novel, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, next season, ongoing series, Popular, princess, Renewal, retard, Season, Sequel, Server, Tearmoon

Are you tired of boring old princesses with no curves and no drama? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the flat-chested princess is the star of the show! Watch as she navigates through the world of blocky adventures, facing off against evil mobs and building epic castles with her itty bitty hands. Will she finally get her own season? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a single episode of this wild ride! Join now for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

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KiweCraft

English, KiweCraft, Minecraft, Mods, OneBlock, Skyblock, TekBlock Server, turkish

English: SkyBlock is TekBlock Server, we are here with quality mods! Turkish: SkyBlock is a TekBlock Server, we are here with quality mods!

mc.kiwecraft.net

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FrontierSMP: Where farming meets fire and fishing is lit up like a fireworks show!

Balanced Economy, Bedrock Crossplay, Bosses, Challenging, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom Loot, Exploration, Farming, Fire, fireworks, Fishing, Frequent Updates, FrontierSMP, lasting server, lit, meets, mining plugin, new features, no pay to win, rail network, Shop, Show, smp, Structures, TEXTURED, Tough mobs, varying difficulty

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21

Overview

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a focus on community-driven gameplay. The server offers challenging features similar to vanilla Minecraft while promoting a strong sense of community. With custom terrain, tough mobs, bosses, and unique loot per player, FrontierSMP aims to provide an engaging and long-lasting server experience.

Main Features

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

Extensive FAQ

Question	Answer
Is teleporting allowed on the server?	Teleporting is a luxury on FrontierSMP.
What makes the mobs tougher on FrontierSMP?	The further you go, the tougher the mobs become.
Can players build on spawn?	Spawn can be built on by anyone to drive traffic to various locations.
Are there custom items available on the server?	Yes, FrontierSMP offers custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor.
Is there a balanced economy system on the server?	FrontierSMP has put effort into balancing the economy to avoid inflated numbers.

CraftyMonsters – Minecraft Server

Armor Set Search, CraftyMonsters, databases, Frontier, Iceborne, Kiranico, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, Monster Weakness Database, multiplayer, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Partytime edition, Password, Pingsdex, Previous thread, Room code, Server, Steam Deck, Sunbreak, vg play

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a Partytime edition where every block you break turns into a disco ball! Get ready to dance your way through the world of Minecraft like never before.

2. Our server is endorsed by Monster Hunter! That’s right, even the hunters from Monster Hunter are taking a break from slaying monsters to join our server and build some epic structures.

3. Rumor has it that the monsters from Monster Hunter have escaped into our Minecraft world! Can you survive the onslaught of Rathalos and Diablos while still building your dream castle?

4. We have exclusive access to the Monster Hunter Wilds expansion pack in Minecraft! Get ready to explore new biomes, fight new monsters, and discover new treasures in our server.

5. Our server is so wild, it’s been verified for the Steam Deck! That’s right, you can now play Minecraft on your Steam Deck while hanging out with your favorite monsters from Monster Hunter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world!

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Furcraft SMP – The Furry Minecraft Community

Community, dakimakuras, frog tiddies, FurCraft, Furry, furry advice, furry characters, furry community, furry community advice, furry community discussion, Furry Discussion, furry drama, furry experiences, furry general, furry media, furry models, furry opinions, furry questions, furry species, furry stories, fursuits, Minecraft, plushes, smp, VR avatars

Welcome to Frog Tiddies, where the tiddies are hopping with excitement! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with furry fun and frolics.

Looking for a place to chat about furry media and characters? Look no further, we’ve got you covered. Need advice on how to rock a fursuit or plushie like a pro? We’ve got experts ready to help you out.

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with rare frog tiddies that grant you special powers in-game. Rumor has it, if you collect them all, you’ll unlock the ability to summon a giant frog to ride into battle.

So why wait? Join Frog Tiddies today and let the furry madness begin! But remember, no drama allowed – only tiddies and laughter here.

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WeddingCraft: NoDate4U

anniversary, bridal party, bride, Bridesmaid, celebration, Circumstances, close friend, Communication, Deposit, flexibility, flower girl, groom, honeymoon, NoDate4U, Planning, Project, Siblings, special date, Tension, Venue, wedding date, WeddingCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate love, friendship, and epic battles against creepers!

Join us on this server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown as we battle it out to see who can throw the most epic in-game wedding! Will you be the one to have the most beautiful virtual ceremony?

But beware, drama may arise as friends try to steal your wedding date and demand you change it for their convenience. Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft warrior, or will you give in to the pressure and reschedule your big day?

Join us for a server full of surprises, alliances, and maybe even a few unexpected twists as we navigate the crazy world of Minecraft weddings. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual bridal party with a flower girl who’s a Minecraft pro at slaying zombies!

So come on, join our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

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AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Allure, APPEAL, AttractiveAF, attractiveness cues, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness traits, Body language, charisma, Charm, compliments, Confidence, desirability, eye contact, FLIRTING, magnetism, Minecraft, Physical attraction, positive energy, self-assuredness, sex appeal, signs of attractiveness, smiling, smp

Are you tired of being the ugliest player on your Minecraft server? Do you want to join a server where everyone is drop-dead gorgeous? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who are so attractive, even the Ender Dragon can’t resist checking them out!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by players with pixel-perfect skin, perfectly coiffed blocky hair, and enchanting eyes that will make you forget all about those pesky creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you’re attractive enough, you might even catch the eye of Notch himself and be granted special powers like the ability to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with just a wink!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready to be the hottest player in town. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got good looks, am I right?

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CreeperCraze: I’ve built a mansion out of diamond blocks!

blocks, built, CreeperCraze, Diamond, hard to believe., Ive, life fact, life story, MANSION, personal fact, shocking fact, stranger, stranger disbelief, stranger encounter, stranger experience, stranger facts, stranger story, stranger truth, unbelievable anecdote, unbelievable experience, unbelievable fact, unbelievable life event, unbelievable revelation, unbelievable story, unbelievable stranger encounter, unbelievable truth

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during boss battles.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a pet zombie named Bob who gives out free hugs (just watch out for his rotting arms).

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about it. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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AirspaceWars Minecraft Server

aerial operations, Agreement, airspace, AirspaceWars, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, intelligence sharing, international relations, iran, Israel, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliance

so like, you know how jordan is all like “hey israel, feel free to use our airspace against iran”? well, this server is like the jordan of minecraft servers, except instead of helping israel, we’re helping you have the most epic gaming experience ever! join us and soar through the virtual skies as you battle against your enemies with the power of friendship and blocky weapons. trust us, this server is so lit, even jordan would be jealous!

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BlockWars: $3.5B Weapon Shop

$3.5 billion, 3.5B, Alliance, arms sales, blockwars, cnn, Defense, Diplomacy, FOREIGN AID, funding, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, military support, releases, Reports, SECURITY, Shop, SPENDING, united states, US, weapon, weapons

come join our epic minecraft server where we have $3.5 billion to spend on weapons and military equipment!! we are basically the israel of minecraft, ready to dominate the competition with our insane firepower.

imagine rolling up to a pvp battle with a freaking tank or launching missiles at your enemies. no one will stand a chance against our arsenal of destruction.

we are taking over the minecraft world, one explosive at a time. join us now and be part of the most powerful and chaotic server out there. who needs diamonds when you have missiles, amirite?

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BrunchCraft: Where Breakfast meets Superheroes

80s movies, Brat Pack, Breakfast, BrunchCraft, cinematic universe, classic films, Coming of Age, crossover, detention, fan theories, film mashup, high school, iconic movies, john hughes, marvel cinematic universe, Mcu, meets, Nostalgia, pop culture, SuperHero, Superheroes, teen angst, Teen Drama, the breakfast club

come join our epic minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest dreams of being a superhero in the same world as the breakfast club!!! imagine captain america fighting alongside john bender while they take down thanos with a plate of pancakes!!!

we’ve got crazy mods that let you fly like iron man and build like a pro with just a flick of your wrist!!!

join now and experience the most epic crossover of all time!!! who needs logic when you have breakfast and superheroes on the same server???

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