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  • Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

    Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

    Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

    So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

    TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

    Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

    So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

    Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CrayonEater69 Minecraft SMP – The Adventures of a Crayon-Loving Retard

    CrayonEater69 Minecraft SMP – The Adventures of a Crayon-Loving Retard

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a crayon-eating retard named /vt/ who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

    Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

    But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LooxMax Minecraft Server

    LooxMax Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the looxmaxxxxing retards out there!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and engage in epic dance battles with creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rabid wolves, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner looxmaxxxxing retard and have the time of your life, come join us on our insane Minecraft server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CrayonCraft Minecraft Server

    CrayonCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a crayon-eating retard who will keep you entertained for hours on end! Join us on /vt/ (Very Tasty) server for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane as our crayon-loving admin? We have regular events like “Crayon Hunt” where you have to scavenge the map for hidden crayons to win epic prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Crayon Eating Contest” and “Crayon Parkour” – guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry.

    But the real reason to join our server is the sense of camaraderie you’ll feel with your fellow players. We may be a bunch of crayon enthusiasts, but we stick together like a pack of wild wolves (or should I say, wild crayon-eating wolves?). So come join us on /vt/ server for a crayon-filled adventure unlike any other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

    Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

    PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

    We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

    So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TempissCraft Minecraft Server

    TempissCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where we hire temps with explosive diarrhea, skip important events for random reasons, and put on shows in venues that can only fit 3,000 people!

    But that’s not all – we haven’t killed off all the stars yet, and we even force our players to shill videos with stars on them. Plus, we have fag enablers who just can’t stop talking about how much they love faggots.

    And don’t even get us started on our rival server, Niji shit. We don’t even know the names of those losers because we’re too busy causing chaos and mayhem in our own server. So come join us and be a part of the madness – who knows what outrageous adventures await you in our Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Tearmoon Minecraft Server

    Tearmoon Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old princesses with no curves and no drama? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the flat-chested princess is the star of the show! Watch as she navigates through the world of blocky adventures, facing off against evil mobs and building epic castles with her itty bitty hands. Will she finally get her own season? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a single episode of this wild ride! Join now for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Infinicraft

    Infinicraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Check out our website at http://infinicraft.net

    Join the Infinicraft network! Home of unique games like War Games, InfiniSG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

    Join the Infinicraft Network Today!

    play.infmc.net:25900

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TekkLads MC

    TekkLads MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Awsome Server To join Create Factions Play around with friends and get 3 people for 10 diamonds 😀

    85.236.100.210:29865

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftINC

    CraftINC

    New Minecraft Servers

    CraftINC Is A Whitelist Build Server For The Best Of builders We Strive To Build A Great Community And Great stuff, And A Great Time While We Do

    Apply For Whitelist: http://craftinc.enjin.com/ ip: Craftinc.mcph.co:26075

    CraftINC.mcph.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Nathans Simple Survival

    Nathans Simple Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

    PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

    192.210.194.75:25665

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Phobos PVP

    Phobos PVP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

    server.phobospvp.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Escapecraft

    Escapecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    • Server IP: escapecraft.com • No Whitelist • Brand New Survival World • Latest Spigot with dozens of plugins • Friendly Staff & Community

    escapecraft.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • qubecraft

    qubecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    qubecraft

    mc.qubecraft.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VDHI Craft

    VDHI Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    VDHI Craft is an awesome PVP, Faction, War, McMMo, and Raiding server!

    We have extremely nice staff, lots of fun things to do, and much, much more!

    We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.

    If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.

    VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.

    Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.

    You can visit us online at vdhicraft.com

    You can join us at mc.vdhicraft.com

    184.154.96.209

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Legitland

    Legitland

    New Minecraft Servers

    A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.

    server.legitland.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VcGaming

    VcGaming

    New Minecraft Servers

    We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!

    pvp.vcfactions.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP