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CrayonEater69 Minecraft SMP – The Adventures of a Crayon-Loving Retard

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a crayon-eating retard named /vt/ who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCrackheads – PvP & Pranks Galore!

Animaniacs, CraftyCrackheads, Cross-Play, cross-progression, dev time, Dexter, Galore, Gleamium, Joker, May edition, multiversus, mvsg, new characters, new moves, new stages, open beta, platform fighter, powerpuff girls, pranks, pve mode, PvP, rollback netcode, ue5, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride on our server where you’ll find characters from Warner Brothers properties duking it out in epic platform fighter battles. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so exclusive that the game was released to open beta, then pulled for an additional year of dev time just to make it even more insane. We’ve added new characters, new stages, new moves, a universal parry technique, a PvE mode, a new engine (UE5), rollback netcode, and even a currency called Gleamium that you can purchase through means other than money.

And get this, we’ve got Joker and the Powerpuff Girls throwing down, with Dexter and the Animaniacs bringing their own stages into the mix. It’s a crossover event like no other!

Join us on PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, or Xbox Series consoles for some cross-play and cross-progression madness. Don’t miss out on the mayhem, join our server now and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions!

Crafty Crazies

#sociopath, analytical, Community, Crafty, Crazies, Cunning, dark humor, Discord, Geniuses, GIFTED, high intelligence, INTELLECT, isolated individuals, manipulative, mental health, Personality, Psychology, Psychopathic, rare individuals, Server, twisted minds, Unique

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server for those rare individuals who possess both a psychopathic personality and high intelligence! If you find joy in building elaborate traps for unsuspecting players or enjoy trolling others with your cunning mind, then this is the server for you.

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.

But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!

ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!

4chan, Absolutely, Arguing, better, comfort, comfy, ConfusedCraft, Degenerates, Discord, Fail, feel, Fun, Harassment, Only, patience, Prevails, shithole, Site, slightly more patience, social media, Stopped, stopped using, Using, Words

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of the drama and chaos of other social media platforms? Do you crave a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and experience a world where 4chan reigns supreme and discord is just a distant memory. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who value anonymity and freedom of expression above all else. No more arguing, no more degenerates – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where memes come to life and trolls roam free. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

british comedy, british humor, british television, classic humor, classic tv, comedy, comedy legends., CREEPERS, cultural commentary, Food, group, historical, humor, London, monty python, MontyCraft, Nostalgia, old school entertainment, RUN, satire, silly, sketch comedy, social commentary, Spam, television history., time capsule, vintage, Walks

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1270	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Nova Realms SMP
:construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing!
:people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity!
:no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone!
:clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players!
:tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining
:mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends!
(we are also accepting staff applications)

If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

We hope to see you there!

Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team

https://discord.gg/e69zCs3Cnr

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!

Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Crafty Berserk Bonanza

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild and berserk adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we also have daily “Berserk Thread” readings where we gather around and dive into the craziest chapters of the Berserk manga. It’s not porn, but it’s still pretty good, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off creepers while discussing the deep themes of friendship and betrayal in Berserk? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4 (Disclaimer: link may or may not lead to actual Berserk content)

Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for the unique experience of receiving a dry handjob from your older sister as you both gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. It’s a bonding experience like no other, and you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and questionable family dynamics!

PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?

Adventure, Cities, Destination, discovery, dude, Europe, Exploration, geography, Hiding, Italian culture, italy, landmarks, location, Mediterranean, peninsula, Pizzacraft, Regions, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, trip, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4144
Crops Grown:	7868	Farms Harvested:	804
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Oh, you won’t find this lad in Italy, you’ll find him in the magical land of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas through the streets of Venice, build a pizza castle in Naples, and battle creepers in the Colosseum! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret pasta mine hidden deep underground…just watch out for the spaghetti monsters! So come join us and experience Italy like never before, only on our crazy Minecraft server!