retard test – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SMPWarriors: Rome vs Persia

ancient civilizations, ancient history, Arabians, Civilizations, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Diplomacy, Empires, historical disputes, historical rivalries, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military alliances, peace negotiations, persia, political tensions, power struggle, Rome, SMPWarriors, territorial disputes, War

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west showdown, but with blocks!

Join our SMP if you’re ready to witness epic battles between players over the last diamond ore, or watch as someone’s house gets blown up by a sneaky TNT trap.

And don’t even get me started on the drama between factions. One time, two players got into a heated argument over who had the best farm, and it escalated into a full-blown war complete with lava buckets and flying pigs.

So, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and alliances are constantly shifting, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to unite the server against the dreaded Arabians! (Disclaimer: there are no actual Arabians on this server, just a bunch of goofballs playing Minecraft)

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CareerCraft Minecraft Server

#group dynamic, air conditioned office, bad decisions, career choices, CareerCraft, chemistry, college, Communication, Electricians, Friends, humor, income, Insecurity, jokes, master’s degree, materials research, Mechanic, Minecraft, Offense, perspective, Server, Understanding

Are you tired of being called an “asshole” by your friends just because you went to college and have a chill job in an air-conditioned office? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all types of career paths!

Join us and build your own virtual air-conditioned office, where you can work on your materials research projects at your own pace. No more back pain from being an electrician or mechanic – just pure relaxation and creativity!

And if your friends try to make fun of you for your career choices, just build a virtual wall around them and laugh as they struggle to break free. Show them who’s the real boss in this pixelated world!

So come on, join our server and show off your chemistry skills while building the ultimate virtual empire. Who needs validation from friends when you have a Minecraft kingdom to rule?

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HolyCraftDonate10%

BONUS, cars, Church, college funds, DEBT, Donating, family, HolyCraftDonate10, House, household income, income, Investments, Kids, metropolitan area, power bill, Retirement, savings, starvation, stock market, trust fund

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity like this guy questioning his wife’s donation plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you have to choose between feeding your virtual Minecraft kids or donating 10% of your virtual gross income to a virtual church. Will you make the right decision, or will you end up in a virtual dilemma like this poor soul?

With crazy challenges and outrageous scenarios, our server will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs retirement accounts when you can invest in virtual diamonds and gold blocks?

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the madness. Remember, in this world, anything is possible, even donating your virtual income to a virtual church!

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CraftyCraze: IllegalButFun

breaking the law, common crimes, CraftyCraze, Criminal activities, everyday illegalities, forbidden actions, illegal actions, illegal activities, illegal acts, illegal behaviors, illegal conduct, illegal conduct in daily life, illegal deeds, illegal habits, illegal offenses, illegal practices, IllegalButFun, law violations, prohibited deeds, rule breaking, societal norms, unlawful behavior

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of participating in illegal activities without any consequences! Build secret underground bunkers, smuggle rare items across the virtual world, and engage in intense PvP battles with other players who are also breaking the rules.

Our server is so wild that even the Minecraft police are afraid to come near it. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden black market where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret society of players who worship a giant chicken as their god.

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and want to embrace your inner rebel, come join us on our server. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

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MarriageCraft: Mom’s Matchmaking Misadventures

Afghan, Australian, crime, cultural norms, DAUGHTER, domestic violence, family, forced marriage, forced marriage consequences, Imprisonment, jailed, Justice, Legal System, MarriageCraft, MATCHMAKING.., Misadventures, moms, Mother, murder, punishment, Social Issues, Tragedy, WOMENS RIGHTS

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where the mobs are actually the ones getting married and plotting murders! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the drama of Afghan-Australian mothers, forced marriages, and deadly consequences. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain to cause chaos? Only one way to find out, join us now and let the craziness begin!

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FutureCraft: Timeless Journeys

aspirations, destiny, Development, Evolution, future selves, FutureCraft, goals, Journey, JOURNEYS, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, progress, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-empowerment, separation, success, Time, Timeless, transformation

join dis minecraft server if u wanna time travel and meet ur future self!!! we got time machines in every corner of the map, just hop in and see where u end up! maybe u meet urself as a billionaire or maybe u meet urself as a potato, who knows! but it’s gonna be a wild ride, dat’s for sure. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t u wanna join?? come on, don’t be a chicken, be a time-traveling warrior on dis epic server!

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RekindledCraft: The Great Reconnection

broad self-disclosure, Communication, Covid-19 pandemic, deep self-disclosure, depression, emotional well being, Great, great reconnection, Loneliness, long-dormant connections, mental health, mental health benefits, old relationships, positive outcomes, reconnection, RekindledCraft, rekindling relationships, self disclosure, Social Connections, social isolation, social support, Technology, technology use

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, during the COVID-19 pandemic, there was a great reconnection happening. People were reaching out to old pals and making new friends left and right. And guess what? Those who joined this server reported feeling less sad and lonely! It’s like a virtual hug for your soul, man.

But that’s not all! When you join this server, you’ll be diving into a world of deep conversations and wild adventures. We’re talking sharing secrets, building epic structures, and maybe even finding buried treasure (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this magical Minecraft journey and let’s make some memories together. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Warden SMP

Survival

Join our Minecraft Server!

We have a friendly community and dedicated staff, making it a great place to play.

Discord: https://discord.gg/uN9mCNFCpF

Explore our world using the map at: https://wardenmap.dramaticscripts.com/

We look forward to seeing you in-game!

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Funsteal Network

4021, bedrock edition, Bedwars, Boxpvp, Captivating, Community, Cross-Play, Experience, Funsteal Network, funsteal.mc.com.se, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, OneBlock, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, TEAM, Unique

Funsteal Network Funsteal is a Minecraft Java & Bedrock Edition server that provides players with captivating and unique experience. You can play in many gamemodes now! GAMEMODES: Lifesteal BedWars Survival PvP Oneblock BoxPvP features you can find out while playing. funsteal.mc.com.se | 4021 REGARDS ~ Funsteal Team

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AnimeCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime styles, AnimeCraft, bland designs, cartoonish, current day anime, Edgy, exaggerated, exaggerated character designs, flavor, Gurren Lagann, inking, Jjk, Kagurabachi, LWA, Minecraft, Panty & Stocking, Server, SLOP, Stylized, teenage zoomers, vibrant, vibrant colors, Zeitgeist

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as vibrant and exaggerated as your favorite anime shows? Look no further, because our server is like stepping into a Gurren Lagann fever dream! Join us for a world filled with vibrant colors, over-the-top character designs, and more chaos than Panty & Stocking on a shopping spree.

Forget about those edgy, bland servers filled with ugly inking and boring designs. Our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got more energy than a LWA witch on caffeine and more fun than a Kagurabachi bee hive.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who needs reality when you can have a cartoonish adventure of a lifetime?

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