retard ninteniggers

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

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New Server IP
Viking Factions OG

advertising, Combat, Community, Discord, Enchants, Factions, grow, Mechanics, Raiding, Server, Suggestions, Viking, VikingFactions

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name Viking Factions

IP mc.vikingfactions.net

Version 1.17.1

Player Count Growing Community

Features OG Factions, Old Combat Mechanics, Raiding

FAQ Section

Gameplay

Q: What type of gameplay does Viking Factions offer?

A: Viking Factions provides a classic Factions experience with OG factions, old combat mechanics, and a focus on raiding.

Rules

Q: Are there any specific rules players need to follow?

A: Our server has clear rules against hacking, cheating, and griefing. Be sure to read and understand them before playing.

Plugins

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: We utilize a selection of essential plugins to enhance gameplay and improve the overall player experience. These plugins are carefully chosen to maintain the server’s integrity.

Community

Q: How can I become part of the community?

A: Join our Discord server to connect with other players, give suggestions, and participate in events. We welcome all players to contribute to our growing community.

Monetization

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: We believe in fair gameplay for all players. While there may be donation perks, they are cosmetic or convenience-based and do not provide any unfair advantage in gameplay.

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Server Name	Viking Factions
IP	mc.vikingfactions.net
Version	1.17.1
Player Count	Growing Community
Features	OG Factions, Old Combat Mechanics, Raiding

Surprise Me Something Twisted

Absurdity, bizarre videos, dark comedy, dark humor, disturbing imagery, exploration of taboo, fucked up, mind-bending experiences, offbeat content, provocative themes, psychological thrillers, quirky entertainment, shock factor, shocking revelations, Surprise, surreal surprises, Twisted, twisted surprises, unconventional content, unexpected surprises, unexpected twists., unsettling art

WELCOME to the BLACK HOLE of BLOCKS! JOIN NOW or Regret Forever!

Are you ready to experience a Minecraft server that blurs the lines between the infinite and the abyss? This isn’t just a game; it’s a riptide of reality that WILL swallow your existence into the pixelated universe! Time is a flat circle, and we have the most paradoxical gameplay that might just be the best or absolutely the worst—who knows?!

Features That Will Warp Your Mind!

Feature	Details
Infinite Inventory Space	Feel free to carry ALL your ideas in your mind and pockets—just don’t try to pick up more than 4 blocks at a time or the universe collapses!
Gravity-Defying Blocks	Why walk on the ground when you can float through the confusion? Watch out for the anti-gravity pigs!
Time-Travelling Creepers	Avoid them, or they’ll blow you into yesterday’s yesterday. Seriously. You’ll never escape!
Random Skeletal Banter	Skeletons talk about your life choices every time you sleep. It’s both comforting and terrifying!
Endless Nightmares	The sun will never rise if you say “Minecraft” three times in a row. Prepare for eternal darkness!

Frequently Asked Questions!

Q: How do I join this server?

A: Joining is as simple as being born in a washing machine! Just scream “I am a pixel!” and dance under a full moon for optimal results.

Q: What are the server rules?

A: Rules? The only rule is to never trust your own thoughts. Except when building, then do whatever feels ‘right’—that probably won’t implode your reality!

Q: Is there any staff on the server?

A: People have claimed to see staff, but were they staff? Or were they figments of your imagination? Exactly.

What Do Others Say?

“go on.. surprise me :3”

“I can’t believe we’re doing this again. Or are we?”

“It’s not about the blocks, it’s about the dreams that haunt you!”

TeeRageMinecraft SMP

bad taste, cringeworthy, distasteful, EMBARRASSING, fashion disaster, fashion fail, inappropriate, inappropriate message, offensive, offensive attire, offensive graphic, offensive slogan, Outrageous, shocking design, Shocking.., smp, t-shirt, tacky, Tasteless, TeeRageMinecraft, Vulgar, worst thing

OMG, so like, have you ever seen a T shirt with a picture of a potato wearing sunglasses riding a unicorn while eating a slice of pizza? No? Well, you need to join this Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground society of players who all wear that exact T shirt while playing. It’s like a secret code or something, but don’t tell anyone I told you.

And get this, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. I heard one player joined and suddenly their house was made entirely of diamond blocks. It’s like a modern day Minecraft fairytale, but with more explosions and chicken jockeys.

Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. One time, two players had a duel on top of a giant floating watermelon and the winner got a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. True story, bro.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous T shirts, secret societies, and epic battles, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And maybe you’ll even get your own potato-riding-unicorn T shirt.

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RageQuitCraft

RageQuitCraft

Are you tired of working a boring 9-5 job? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the mundane world of adulting! Join us and say goodbye to office politics and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons.

Imagine this: you’re sitting in a meeting, listening to your boss drone on about quarterly reports, when suddenly you realize there’s a whole world out there waiting to be explored in Minecraft. So you stand up, flip the table, and make a dramatic exit, never to return to the soul-sucking corporate world again.

On our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies, whether it’s becoming a master builder, a fearless warrior, or a mischievous prankster. Who needs a paycheck when you can earn virtual diamonds and emeralds instead?

So if you’re ready to quit your job and embark on a new adventure, join us on our Minecraft server and never look back. Who needs a 401k when you have a diamond pickaxe?

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CraftyUkrainians

anger, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, defiance, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, military aid, military assistance, nato, Politics, response, Support, trump, Ukraine, ukraine news, united states, Withdrawal

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s toupee and battle creepers with the power of ukraine’s defiance! our players are angrier than a villager whose house just got blown up by a creeper! we have more military aid than a chest full of diamond swords! join us and show trump who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels! #ukrainestrong #minecraftresistance

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Ink Block Party – Minecraft Server

BLOCK, body art, cancer risk, health concerns, ink, ink accumulation, long-term health effects, lymph nodes, lymphatic drainage, lymphatic system, lymphoma cancer, Minecraft, Party, potential risks, risk factors, Server, skin cancer, skin care, skin health, tattoo industry, tattoo ink, tattoo pigments, Tattoo Removal, tattoo safety, tattoos

so, like, u know how tattoos r super cool and all, but did u know they could give u superpowers on this minecraft server? yea, like, the ink from the tattoos u get in the game can actually make u stronger and faster. plus, there’s this crazy rumor that if u collect enough tattoos, u can unlock a secret portal to a whole new dimension filled with diamond blocks and unlimited cake. like, how insane is that? so come join us on this server and become the ultimate tattooed warrior, ready to take on any challenge that comes ur way. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover the truth behind the mysterious ink and its connection to the lymph nodes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

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New Server IP
Survival SMP

1.21.62, Active, advertising, Community, Discord, Game, interested, invite, Join, members, Message, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Play, Players, Server, Small, smp, Survival, Version

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name SMP Survival Server

IP Not specified

Version 1.21.62

Player Count About 5 active players

Features Survival SMP, Looking for new members, Discord community

FAQ

Gameplay

Q: What type of gameplay does the server offer?

A: The server offers survival SMP (Survival Multiplayer) gameplay where players can explore, build, and survive together in a shared world.

Rules

Q: Are there any specific rules that players need to follow?

A: The rules of the server are not specified, but common rules such as no griefing, respect other players, and follow community guidelines typically apply.

Plugins

Q: Are there any plugins used on the server?

A: Plugin information is not provided, but typically servers use plugins to enhance gameplay, manage permissions, and add custom features.

Community

Q: How can players join the server community?

A: Players can join the server community by contacting the server owner for the Discord link and connecting with other members.

Monetization

Q: Is there any form of monetization on the server?

A: Monetization information is not provided, but servers may offer perks or donations in exchange for supporting the server.

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Server Name	SMP Survival Server
IP	Not specified
Version	1.21.62
Player Count	About 5 active players
Features	Survival SMP, Looking for new members, Discord community

Pixels Over Heroes Unite

community discussions, Competitive Gaming, fan opinions, game comparison, game development, Game Mechanics, game popularity, Gaming Community, gaming hype, gaming trends, Hero Shooter, Heroes, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, pixels, player feedback, player preferences, player-engagement, Shooter Games, unite, Video game culture, video game genre, video games

Why Your Life Is Lame Without Our Server: Join Now!!!

Listen up, you brainless sheep! This server is *the best* & *worst* in the entire multiverse where dimension-bending twists will make you feel like you’re a potato pondering the nature of melons! Why dive into ordinary servers when you can plunge into a fishing hole filled with existential dread while riding llamas on a Tuesday during a snowstorm? You won’t believe how much joy and despair can coexist, or how *nobody* will remember your username when you leave! Join now or wind up as a mere ghost in another game!

Features of Unimaginable Chaos!

Feature	Description
Infinite Cactuses	Create your army of cactuses that don’t exist in the game but utterly haunt your dreams.
Time-Traveling Spiders	Spiders that only appear at 3 AM when you’re not looking. They sell you absolute nonsense. Enjoy!
Sky Made of Cheese	Punch the sky and taste the dairy while gravity takes a vacation.
Ghost Blocks	Why build when you can destroy existence itself with blocks that only look real?!
Talking Dirt	Your dirt will judge you, make snarky comments, and question your life choices.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join, simply recite the second verse of your favorite nursery rhyme backwards while wearing an aluminum hat. (But only if you believe you’re actually reading this!)

Q: What if I encounter a glitch?

A: Glitches are manifestations of your inner turmoil. Embrace them and they will *eat you* inside out! It’s healthy, *like organic diets*. Or is it?

Q: Are there any rules?

A: Rules are a social construct that might only exist in parallel dimensions. So no, yes, but also maybe? Gosh, don’t think too hard!

Random Quotes from the Unconscious Collective

“Man, why does hero shooter slop get more attention than the thing I like…”
“All I know is you can’t trust llamas on Wednesdays.”
“The azure turtles ran for president in 2022.
“I’m convinced the ducks are watching me… especially in Minecraft.”

RoomLockCraft

anger management, bedroom security, Boundaries, Communication, door locks, Emotional Safety, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, locked doors, mental health, parental approval, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, psychological comfort, Respect, room layout, RoomLockCraft, therapy approval, Understanding

🌟🌈🚀Join our EPIC Minecraft server where you can lock your room just like this OP locks her doors! Imagine the thrill of keeping out nosy parents and siblings while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! 🤣🔒

🔥🤪We promise no angry moms banging on your virtual door here, just pure gaming fun and freedom! Build your dream world without any interruptions, unless it’s a creeper trying to blow up your creations! 😂💣

🌟🌈🚀So come join us and experience the ultimate locked room Minecraft adventure! Who knew locking doors could be so exhilarating in a blocky world full of surprises! See you there, gamers! 🎮🤣🔒

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New Server IP
BlockyBros: Shirtless & Shameless

Beach, BlockyBros, body image, body positivity, Circumstances, comfort, comfort level, gym, hot weather, Men, personal preference, Pool, Private, Public, reddit, self-confidence, self-consciousness, Shameless, shirtless, social norms, societal expectations, sports

Are you tired of being judged for your shirtless gaming sessions? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, shirtless gaming is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Our virtual world is a judgment-free zone where you can let your manly chest hair roam free while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Join us and experience the freedom of gaming shirtless, whether you’re mining for diamonds or taming wild wolves. Our community of shirtless warriors will have your back (and your front) as you embark on hilarious adventures and conquer the pixelated landscape.

So come on, ditch the shirt and dive into our server where the only dress code is no dress at all! Who needs armor when you’ve got the confidence of a shirtless Minecraft master? Let’s show those Endermen who’s boss, one shirtless block at a time!

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Minecraft Server Overview

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