retard magnet – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ScareCraft SMP: Spooky Stories

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OMG GUYS, you won’t believe the scariest thing that happened to me on this Minecraft SMP! So I was just minding my own business, building a giant statue of a potato, when suddenly a creeper snuck up behind me and blew up my whole house! I screamed so loud, I think I woke up the Ender Dragon!

But that’s not even the craziest part – turns out, the creeper was actually controlled by a secret group of evil villagers who are trying to take over the server! I had to team up with a pack of wild wolves and a talking pig to defeat them in an epic battle that lasted for hours. It was like something out of a crazy Minecraft movie!

If you want to join this insane Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of fighting evil villagers and building giant potato statues, then you HAVE to join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of creepers, in which case, maybe stay away. But seriously, come join the fun and chaos, it’s a blast!

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CraftyDrugDisaster

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some excitement into your virtual life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises (hint: it involves exploding pigs).

Forget about your worst experience with drugs, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of exploring our insane world. From riding dragons to building giant statues of yourself, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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KremlinCraft: No Entry!

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so, like, imagine this, right? our minecraft server is like the ultimate escape from reality, man. we got russian diplomats sneaking into the UK parliament, like what even is that? but on our server, you can be anyone you want, even a russian diplomat trying to break into a restricted area.

join us for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever. we promise you won’t be bored, like ever. plus, who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on our server. maybe next time it’ll be aliens invading or something, who knows?

so come on, join us and let’s create some wild and wacky memories together. you won’t regret it, we promise. just watch out for those sneaky russian diplomats, they might be lurking around the corner.

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1 in 365.25 Crafty Earth

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haha come join our minecraft server where the odds are as crazy as that fact! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya!

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves. or maybe you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with golden carrots and enchanted pickaxes.

we’ve got a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie named bob who gives out free hugs. our moderators are unicorns who grant wishes and our builders can create a replica of the eiffel tower in under 10 minutes.

so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. who needs reality when you can have this much fun?

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Crafty NeuroAI Experts

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come join dis cray cray minecraft server where our AI is so smart, it can predict neuroscience results better than human experts! like, whoa dude, imagine having a robot buddy who knows more about brains than your biology teacher! join us and be amazed as our AI builds the most mind-blowing creations in the game, like a giant brain made out of diamonds or a neuron rollercoaster! trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, it’s like playing Minecraft in the future, man! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let our AI blow your mind with its neuroscience skills!

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RU-5 – Best vanilla server with VoiceChat Minecraft server

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map: http://fr1.aurorix.net:25662/

ru5.mspt.xyz

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Echo Isles

Bedrock Support, Discord, Donations, echo, Isles, Kit PvP, loot crates, New server, pay to win, PvP, Resource World, smp, smp gameplay

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Echo-Isles
Server Start Date	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay Setting homes Teleporting Economy MCMMO Quality of life plugins Bedrock Support PvP features Kit PvP
Server Support	Welcoming and strong community
Server Address	Echo-Isles.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is the server pay to win?

No, the server is not pay to win. Donations are appreciated to support the server, but do not provide any unfair advantages.

2. How can I connect using Bedrock?

You can connect using bedrock.echo-isles.com with port 25786 to play on the server using Bedrock edition.

3. What PvP features are available on the server?

The server encourages PvP in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates that spawn every hour. Kit PvP is also available for players.

4. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/

Rollin Up MineCraft 1.20.5

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Yo, listen up fam, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper on steroids.

We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, I’m talkin’ crazy weapons, epic quests, and even a pet dragon that spits fireballs at your enemies.

And get this, our spawn area is like a freakin’ Disneyland for blockheads, with roller coasters, mini-games, and even a dance floor where you can bust a move with your pixelated pals.

But wait, there’s more! We host weekly build competitions where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes like diamond armor and enchanted weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

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NachoLoverNot SMP

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Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got this one dude who built a giant potato house because he hates potatoes but loves trolling people. And then there’s this other guy who only eats cake in the game because he thinks bread is too mainstream.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we all dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties. It’s wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the annual pumpkin carving contest. Last year, someone carved a pumpkin into a working computer. Like, what even is reality anymore?

So, if you’re into weird food preferences and bizarre Minecraft shenanigans, you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird together, bro!

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Crafty24Happiness

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Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build a giant toilet-shaped house in Minecraft? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosive sheep).

We’ve got a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and a hidden treasure chest guarded by a gang of mischievous pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who gives out life advice in exchange for seeds. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time!

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