Retard it Minecraft Servers

Retard it

  • CraftyCrafterz

    CraftyCrafterz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your Minecraft adventures being a blur like a night of heavy drinking? Join our server and say goodbye to those boozy nights and hello to building epic creations without any hangovers! Our server is like a sober companion for your Minecraft addiction, guiding you through blocky landscapes with a clear mind and a steady hand. So come join us and let’s build a world together that’s so awesome, you won’t even miss the taste of that cold beer (or whatever your drink of choice was)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CousinHouseMCServ

    CousinHouseMCServ

    New Minecraft Servers

    ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคฃ Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your own family seem boring in comparison.

    ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ’ฐ Inherit a virtual house worth $400k and deal with a long-lost cousin who wants it for $150k? Sounds like a bargain! Will you negotiate like a pro or block them like a boss? The choice is yours on our server!

    ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ”ช Who needs haunted houses when you can have haunted family members? Experience the thrill of dealing with a cousin who’s more entitled than a royal prince. Will you show them mercy or kick them out like yesterday’s trash?

    ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ Get ready to make deals, break hearts, and navigate through family feuds that put the Kardashians to shame. Join our server now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible! #MinecraftFamilyDrama #AuntUncleLegacy #CousinClash ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽฎ

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MHAfanaticMC SMP – “Haven’t watched MHA in a while and I heard it ended”

    MHAfanaticMC SMP – “Haven’t watched MHA in a while and I heard it ended”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waiting for Deku to finally become the chad everyone is talking about in My Hero Academia? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, Deku is already the ultimate chad! He’s flexing his muscles while building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss. Join us now and witness the rise of Deku the chad in all his blocky glory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeperz: Iran vs Israel

    CraftyCreeperz: Iran vs Israel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the stakes are HIGH and the drama is REAL? Well, lemme tell ya bout this crazy server where U.S. forces are legit moving toward Israel because Iran be talkin smack and threatening to attack! Like, bruh, you gotta join this server just to see what happens next! Will there be a full-on war or will the players band together to stop the madness? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in epic Minecraft fashion!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EuphoricKaleidoCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

    EuphoricKaleidoCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of magical birbs on a karaoke binge? Look no further than /pcgen3k/! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

    Our players are like no other – Clara does sleepy roleplays that will have you questioning reality, while Yuu takes on Overwatch like a pro after a long streaming hiatus. And let’s not forget about Loki-sama, who played Resident Evil 4 for over 8 hours straight because, well, why not?

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! Phase is heading to VeXpo in the UK and Anime NYC, and Pico-chan is hosting a Love Live! karaoke that will blow your mind. Plus, Hina and Saya are teaming up with some senpais for a panel that’s bound to be legendary.

    And if you’re into ghost stories, Pico-chan and Loki-sama are putting together a “Hyakumonogatari” night that will have you sleeping with the lights on. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the insanity that is /pcgen3k/ – join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Shardplex server Minecraft

    Shardplex server Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hi, do you want to go to Shardplex?! It’s a perfect choice for a group or a single person.

    Tube spawn huge world and a bunch of new items are waiting for you on this server! On our server added 15+ new items and this list will be replenished!

    Donation does not greatly affect other players and you will be able to play just as comfortably on our server.

    Main server perks:

    – Purchase and dismantle items at spawn! Earn money by selling items at spawn for game currency!

    – Buying a spawner for in-game currency, yes you will have to sweat to get it but it’s worth it, you will be able to make the farm of your dreams!

    – Furniture added by a resource pack that will be automatically installed when you enter the game!

    – Two sets of new armor and one new sword! We will add any item that the community votes for!

    Convenient server menu, everything you need is right at hand /menu

    – The usual auction, you can bargain with players and get more and more money!

    – Free donation system, on spawn there is a game CreeperKiller where by killing a creeper (clicking) on โ€‹โ€‹it you get gunpowder which you can exchange for three privileges or for in-game currency!

    – A random teleport around the world can help you find a place where no one was and you can build your dream house by placing your farm from the spawner on it! And we have huge privates of 500 thousand blocks for each player

    – Starter and bonus sets will help you quickly get into the rhythm of the server and get on par with other players!

    – Coins fall from each player action such as: Farming, Killing players and mobs, and Mining!

    – Responsive Administration, it will do everything to make it more comfortable to play on the server!

    Come and see us, your future friends and exciting journeys around the world of Shardplex are waiting for you!

    *There is also a vanilla mode with a whitelist where everyone can get in!

    45.93.200.10:25618

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • United Lands: Where the creepers vote for mayor and the pigs run the economy!

    United Lands: Where the creepers vote for mayor and the pigs run the economy!

    New Minecraft Servers

    United Lands Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    Video Trailer Watch the exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here.
    Explore the World Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups.
    Gameplay Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food.
    Progression Forge your path through diverse avenues with 7 unique jobs, skill trees, Masterwork Armor, and player upgrades.
    Thriving Economy Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep.
    Non-P2W Environment All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages.
    Epic Wars & Combat Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory.

    FAQ

    1. What is the IP address for the United Lands Minecraft server?

    The IP address is red.unitedlands.org.

    2. How can I join the server’s Discord community?

    You can join the Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org.

    3. Is there a map of the server available?

    Yes, you can access the map at https://map.unitedlands.org.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyBroBoundaries Minecraft Server

    BabyBroBoundaries Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your mom treating your Minecraft server like her own personal playground? Join our server and never worry about your mom barging in with your baby brother again! We promise to respect your space and personal items more than your mom respects your glass painting. Plus, we have a special “No Moms Allowed” rule to ensure you can game in peace. So come join us and say goodbye to the baby brother invasion!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CelebSecretsMC SMP

    CelebSecretsMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is where all the celebrities hang out when they want to escape the paparazzi. That’s right, we’ve got A-listers building pixelated castles and battling creepers just like the rest of us mere mortals.

    Join our server and you might just stumble upon Justin Bieber trying to build a redstone contraption, or catch Beyoncรฉ mining for diamonds in the depths of the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground dance parties hosted by Taylor Swift โ€“ rumor has it she can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.

    So if you want to rub elbows with the rich and famous while crafting your way to victory, come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even become besties with Kim Kardashian and start your own virtual reality show. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy celebrity-filled world of blocks and pixels.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelPerfect

    PixelPerfect

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being surrounded by ugly Minecraft characters with bad fashion sense? Well, look no further because our server is filled with only the most attractive players! We have a strict “no ugly skins allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be in the company of only the most visually pleasing avatars.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret modeling agency in disguise. Top fashion designers from around the world come to our server to scout for new talent, so if you’ve ever dreamed of becoming a Minecraft supermodel, this is your chance!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Beauty Queen Pig, who roams the land in search of the most beautiful players to crown as her royal subjects. So if you want to be a part of her glamorous court, join our server today and start strutting your stuff!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP