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The Blocky Bed & Breakfast Minecraft Server

(PILOT), AO3, assassin business, Bara, Bed.., Blitzo, blocky, booru, Breakfast, Charlie, creator, Demons, Discord, Episode playlist, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, Official Website, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Server, youtube channel

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	214	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Items Found:	1382
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Crops Grown:	3842	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the chaos and hilarity of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss in blocky form! Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. But wait, there’s more! Help Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona run their small assassin business in Hell while trying to survive each other’s antics.

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are lining up to check out into Heaven! Dive into the madness with our custom Bara Edition OP Template and experience the ultimate blend of demons, angels, and everything in between.

Join now for a chance to build your own demon empire, battle it out with friends in Helluva Boss-inspired mini-games, and maybe even catch a glimpse of Charlie trying to convince Satan to invest in her hotel. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the chaos begin!

RedstoneFlusherCraft

bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, Empathy, gender, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, hygiene, menstruation, menstruation stigma, Period, period shaming, RedstoneFlusherCraft, relationships, Respect, societal expectations, stigma, Transgender, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Crops Grown:	3731	Void Gems Collected:	34
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1386	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning up virtual blood and toilet paper in our exclusive bathroom-themed world. Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, here you’ll be challenged to flush the toilet and clean up after yourself in a hilarious twist on the usual Minecraft gameplay.

But that’s not all! Engage in deep conversations with other players about the societal stigma surrounding periods and whether it’s appropriate to ask someone to flush. Dive into the drama and see if you can come out on top as the ultimate period advocate.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild, wacky, and totally absurd adventure like no other!

ToiletWineCraft

fermentation process, forbidden beverages, hidden brewing, homemade alcohol, illegal brewing, improvised brewing, inmate creativity, makeshift alcohol, making wine, prison contraband, prison culture, prison economy, prison life, restricted ingredients, risky behavior, secret stash, toilet brewing, toilet wine, ToiletWineCraft, underground alcohol, unique recipes

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	744
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	289
Void Gems Collected:	34	Falling into the Void:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crops Grown:	5973
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Towns Built:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience of crafting your own toilet wine just like in prison! Don’t worry about the logistics, we have a special block that combines the powers of a toilet and a wine barrel for all your brewing needs.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the underground prison cells, dodging guards and crafting the finest toilet wine known to man. Who needs a bathroom when you can have a winery in your cell?

So come on, join our server and unleash your inner prison winemaker. Just be sure to watch out for the guards – they might want a taste of your forbidden fruit!

VaquitaVoyage Minecraft Server

Animal protection, animal welfare, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, endangered, endangered animals, Endangered species, Environmental Protection, Expedition, Gulf of California, marine conservation, marine life, marine mammal, mexico, Minecraft, ocean conservation, Server, Sights, vaquita porpoises, VaquitaVoyage, wildlife, wildlife preservation

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

lol wut? come join our minecraft server where we have more vaquita porpoises than Mexico! our underwater world is filled with these rare creatures, you can even ride them like dolphins! we have a secret mission to save the vaquita porpoises from extinction by building them a giant underwater city with tacos and sombreros for everyone! join us now and be a hero for the vaquita porpoises! VIVA LA PORPOISES!

FrozenAssetCraft

crisis management., debt relief, Diplomacy, economic stability, economic support, emergency funding, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetCraft, G7, geopolitical conflict, global economy, International cooperation, international relations, loan, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ores Mined:	3807
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	783	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can use frozen russian assets to build ur dream world! like, u can create a giant snow castle made entirely of russian rubles! plus, there’s a secret quest where u have to find all the hidden ice blocks to unlock the $50bn loan for ukraine! join now for the most epic adventure of ur life!

PizzaBoxCraft

food humor, food packaging, food presentation, food shapes, funny food, pizza box, pizza crust, pizza cutting, Pizza delivery, pizza jokes, pizza lover, pizza meme, pizza party, pizza shape, pizza slice, pizza toppings, PizzaBoxCraft, round pizza, square box, Triangles

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS A PIZZA IN A SQUARE BOX? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING TO THE BEAT! WE’VE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SHINY POTATO AND PICKAXES THAT MINE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET TRAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL GET TO RIDE A GIANT CHICKEN INTO BATTLE, FIGHTING OFF HOARDS OF ZOMBIES WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED ON MARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKY SPACESHIPS AND FENDING OFF ALIEN CREEPERS IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

FluShotCraft: Hospital Edition

Edition, exemption, flu season, flu shots, FluShotCraft, general public, Healthcare, healthcare guidelines, healthcare regulations, healthcare workers, herd immunity, Hospital, infectious diseases, influenza, mandatory vaccination, medical facilities, patient safety, prevent spread, public health, staff vaccination, U.S. hospitals, vaccination policy, veteran hospitals

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Farms Harvested:	825	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

yo, dis server be like a hospital but instead of flu shots, we give u doses of FUN! 96% of veterans hospitals and 74% of regular hospitals be requiring u to join dis server and get vaccinated with laughter and good times. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community dat be more lit than a flu shot! so come on and join us, cuz we be injecting u with happiness and joy 24/7!

Slkiny Middle School

banner, cringe, Friends, Fun, goobers, goofy, group, Join, MERRIER, middle school, Minecraft, Play, Server, slink, smp, Survival, Tinkin, Trials, Tricky, update, welcome

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to SMP Slink

Each update my friends like to get together and play. The more the merrier, come join us!

Group of Goofy goobers gettin tricky and tinkin in those trials. Don’t be cringe. Have Fun in new update!

135.148.100.83:25582

ShotCraft Minecraft Server

45 seconds, Anime, artistic choice, cinematography, contemplation, Deep thinking, Director, film analysis, film theory, ghost in the shell, Interpretation, Japanese cinema, Mamoru Oshii, Meaning, Minecraft, pause, Server, Shot, Shotcraft, Sit, Symbolism, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Dimension Hops:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wait around for things to happen? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mamoru Oshii would be like “what did I just stumble upon?!”

Join our server and get ready to have your mind blown as we make you wait for 45 seconds before anything happens. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things suspenseful and mysterious, just like Mamoru Oshii himself.

So come on down and experience the thrill of waiting around for no reason at all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden meaning behind this strange phenomenon. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all.

CraftyCEO Minecraft Server

Based, based CEO, based CEO player, based player, based player CEO, CEO, CEO based, CEO based player, CEO player, CEO player based, CraftyCEO, long tail, Minecraft, player, player based, player based CEO, player CEO, player CEO based, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3779	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than Based CEO Player! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using only their wits and pickaxes to emerge victorious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep busting a move on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join Based CEO Player today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!