ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

male stupidity, Server, Masculinity, bathroom etiquette, Minecraft

Tired of dealing with toilet seat drama in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds without falling into lava! Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the real world, where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky toilet seat issues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of toilet etiquette. Join us and experience a world where men are the ones who have to worry about putting the seat down!

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Alright, I was trying to walk away from this and look the other SMP

Justice, Awareness, speculation, scandal, gawrgura

Alright, listen up fellow gamers, because you won’t believe the wild adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft SMP! Rumor has it that our resident player, Gawr Gura, was not only drugged but also RAPED at a party in the game! Can you believe it? Who would do such a thing in Minecraft, of all places?

But wait, it gets even crazier – we’re talking about a party thrown by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, the infamous Minecraft legend decided to host a little shindig and things got out of hand. The drug of choice? Creeper dust, of course. And the way it was administered? Let’s just say it involved a lot of TNT and a sneaky potion mix.

And as for Hololive? Oh, they were definitely aware of the chaos that went down at the party. But hey, that’s just another day in the life of our Minecraft SMP. So come join us for some wild, unpredictable fun – just be sure to watch your back around those sneaky creepers!

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SonSavage Minecraft Server

Friends, Boundaries, SonSavage, peer pressure, relationships

Are you tired of smelling like a sweaty pig in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about stinking up the place again! Just like Dylan’s friends, our players will let you know if you need to freshen up. But don’t worry, we won’t make you cry like Dylan did, we’ll just laugh and point fingers until you finally use deodorant. Our server is the perfect place to learn important life lessons, like personal hygiene and not being a stinky gamer. Join now and smell the difference!

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OatmealGateCraft

puerto rican food, oatmeal, 7-hour-old oatmeal, hospital dinner, digestive tract

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between the Creepers and the Endermen!

Our server is so lit, even your 83-year-old Dad who just had surgery will forget about his oatmeal drama and be begging for some rice & beans in no time. We’ve got all the Irish and Puerto Rican food you could ever dream of, digitally of course.

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Nurse and the Wife over who gets to feed your Dad old oatmeal. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun, then look no further. Join our server today and let the madness begin!

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CybertruckCrew Minecraft SMP

luxury vehicles, Owners, EVs, smp, CAR

Are you tired of driving around in your boring old car or SUV? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to drive around in your very own Cybertruck! That’s right, forget about gas-guzzling vehicles, now you can cruise around in style in a virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground race track where you can test out your Cybertruck’s speed and agility. Rumor has it that the track was built by Elon Musk himself, who wanted a place to show off his latest creation.

So if you’re a Tesla owner looking for a new way to show off your ride, join our SMP today and experience the thrill of driving a Cybertruck like never before!

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BlockyWorkFun

job rewards, job goals, job commitment, workplace culture, job performance

Are you tired of being stuck in the boring real world, slaving away at a job you hate? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your mundane 9-5 grind.

On our server, you can become a professional block builder, a master of pixel art, or even a fearless explorer of the vast and dangerous lands. But be warned, rumors have it that there is a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So why waste your time in the real world when you can join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Your adventure awaits!

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CraftyMaduroVsMusk

Nicolas Maduro, billionaire, global politics, Maduro, Musk

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy fights? well then u gotta join our server! we got musk and maduro goin at it in a epic battle to see who’s the real boss! u can join their teams and help them fight it out! who will win? who will lose? who knows! but it’s gonna be lit af! so join now and be part of the madness! trust me, u don’t wanna miss this! #teamelon #teammaduro #minecraftmadness

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ShellShock Nations

Trains, Nations, Survival, WARFARE, Earth

ShellShock Nations is a medium sized Geopolitical simulation server which has an emphasis on trading, warfare, trains and infrastructure

Establish your Nation today!

Server Details: Supports CurseForge and Modrinth 1.20.1 Survival Overworld only 1:500 Earth map 24/7 Perfect for roleplay and lorewriting Active Staff and Developers Custom Recipes via KubeJS

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HPMS

Tribes, Survival Games, smp, Vanilla, Economy

SMP with a world that never resets. Players are gathered in tribes, leading from ancient caves to sky bases. For further information, please visit hpms.cc

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Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where the factions fight, the towns grow, and the SMP players… well, they play Minecraft!

metropolis, Towns, Wars, Politics, Economy

Hardrada Worldbuilding Minecraft Server

Overview:

Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you.

Why Choose Our Server?

Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history.
Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion for worldbuilding and storytelling.
Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players.

Features:

Economy and Trade	Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities.
Quests and Events	Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards and recognition.
PvP and Warfare	Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord channel.

Q: Is there a whitelist on the server?

A: No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord channel.

Q: Can I build anything I want on the server?

A: Yes, you have the freedom to build and create as you wish, within the guidelines of our server rules.

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