Response MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

STINGcraft: Immune Response Boost

immune system, medical breakthrough, immune responses, Immunosuppression, drug therapy

so like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, listen up cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on up in here. researchers have discovered that using a novel drug to target the STING pathway in glioblastoma reprogrammed previously suppressed immune responses.

BUT WAIT, there’s more! on our server, we have magical potions that turn you into a unicorn and let you fly around like a majestic rainbow farting beast.

not only that, but we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. all you gotta do is find it before the evil creeper does.

so come join us on our server and experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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ButtCraft Minecraft Server

Butthurt, anglos, enforcement, anglo culture, white race

Are you tired of anglos and their shenanigans ruining everything? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all anglos and their brood! No more anglo influence here, just pure unadulterated fun!

Join us and fight against the anglo-Jewish alliance that is trying to take over the Minecraft world. Build your own anti-anglo fortress and defend it against hordes of anglo invaders. Show them that white genocide is not welcome here!

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can dress up as your favorite anti-anglo hero and battle it out in epic PvP battles. Will you be the one to finally defeat the anglo-Jewish axis once and for all?

So come on, join our Minecraft server and be a part of the resistance against anglo culture. Let’s show them that we will not be replaced!

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TaiwanBaitNoXiInvadeUS

provocation, international relations, Military, China, BAITING

so, like, u know how china’s xi is all like, “oh no, u can’t trick me into invading taiwan, u sneaky americans”? well, on this minecraft server, we don’t play those games, we just build and have fun, no political drama here, just blocky adventures and epic builds. come join us and escape the real world craziness, let’s build a virtual utopia together and leave xi and trump to their own devices. come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s show the world how minecraft can bring people together, even when world leaders can’t seem to get along. let’s build, mine, and craft our way to peace and harmony, one block at a time.

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NukeCraft: Kremlin Khaos

Tension, Strategic, nukecraft, escalation, Kremlin

so like, u know how the kremlin is all like “woah nato chief, calm down with the nuclear weapons talk”? well, imagine if that whole drama was happening on our minecraft server! join us for some nuclear-level chaos and see if u can survive the political intrigue and explosive drama. who needs diamonds when u have nuclear weapons, amirite? come join us and see if u can navigate the treacherous waters of international relations in the world of minecraft. just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they might be working for the kremlin!

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KacapCraft Minecraft Server: Subhumans Beware!

intolerance, social justice, Inclusivity, Awareness, KacapCraft

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with kacap subhumans? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Minecraft players seeking refuge from the kacap invasion!

Join us for epic battles against the kacap subhumans, where you can unleash your inner warrior and defend our virtual world from their ridiculous antics. But beware, these kacap subhumans are not your average Minecraft mobs – they have mastered the art of trolling and will stop at nothing to disrupt your gameplay.

But fear not, for our server is equipped with the latest anti-kacap technology, including special weapons and armor to help you in your quest to rid our world of these pesky creatures. So come join us and show those kacap subhumans who’s boss in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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CraftyCommies: MaximumMischief

global impact, military strategy, response, MaximumMischief, Propaganda

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians mobilizing to inflict maximum harm on the west in response to sanctions!! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. join us for the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, our russian players are super dedicated and will stop at nothing to dominate the server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

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CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

Observation, Statement, Minecraft, Thoughts, sentiment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil unicorns!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft, like the enchanted toilet plunger of doom and the magical banana peel of slippery destruction.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyModiTaipeiCraft

China, Message, controversy, Gratitude, Asia

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, beijing be all like, “woah, why u thanking taiwan, india?” and modi be all like, “cuz taiwan be sending me sick election messages, bro!” and beijing be all like, “nuh uh, that’s not cool, bro!” but like, on this server, we all about that drama and chaos, so come join us for some wild adventures and epic battles! plus, we got free cookies for all new players, so what u waitin for? join now and let’s cause some international incidents together!

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GunCraft: Defend & Survive!

lack of safety, gun advertisement, firearm ownership, sense of security, societal trends

YO, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF YOU WANNA FEEL SAFE LIKE YOU GOT A GUN IN YO HANDS, BUT INSTEAD OF GUNS, YOU GOT A PICKAXE AND A SWORD! WE GOT CREEPERS CREEPIN’ AND ZOMBIES ZOMBIE-ING, BUT AIN’T NO PANDEMIC GONNA STOP US FROM BUILDIN’ AND SURVIVIN’!

WE GOT CONSPIRACY THEORIES FLOATIN’ AROUND LIKE STEVE BEIN’ AN ALIEN AND HEROBRIEN BEIN’ REAL! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT YA COVERED WITH OUR VIRTUAL REALITY SAFETY NET!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY LANDS AND ENDLESS ADVENTURES! WHO NEEDS GUNS WHEN YOU GOT A DIAMOND SWORD, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOOOOO!

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CraftyWars Minecraft Server

cross-border dispute, government statement, foreign affairs, incomprehensible, response

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, you gotta hear this insane story, bro. The other day, the Polish foreign ministry was all like, “Yo, Belarus, why you gotta be so incomprehensible about this murdered soldier situation?” And Belarus was just like, “Bruh, we don’t even know what you talkin’ ’bout.” Like, what a hot mess, amirite?

But forget all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that tell dad jokes. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be making friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

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