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OldSchoolLOLZCraft

classic, comedic, comedy, Comedy film, comedy movie, Entertainment, film, funny, hilarious, humor, humor-filled, humoristic, Laughter, Movie, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, old school, OldSchoolLOLZCraft, Retro, Traditional, vintage

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9183
Dimension Hops:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

lol join our minecraft server becuz we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box. our mobs are so dumb they walk into walls and our villagers are so lazy they make sloths look like olympic sprinters. our admins are like unicorns, rare and magical, but also kinda weird. we have so many mini games you’ll think you’re at a carnival, but without the sketchy carnies. plus, our chat is so lit you’ll be rofling 24/7. come join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then you might regret it a little).

BrainBugCraft

brain cells, BrainBugCraft, deadly, Delivery, Drugs, Engineered, health, humans, infection, innovation, Innovative, Medical, neuroscience, PARASITE, pharmaceuticals, Precision medicine, research, Targeted, Technology, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Mines Excavated:	1796	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Potions Brewed:	53	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got PARASITES dat are like, super smart and can deliver DRUGS straight to ur BRAIN CELLS, bro! it’s like, science fiction meets Minecraft, but for realz! imagine having a lil parasite buddy helpin u out while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. plus, sometimes they get a lil feisty and attack other players, so watch out! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u don’t wanna miss out!

CataSim

Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, Loot, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Animals Bred:	177	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Greetings, player!

CataSim Network offers a unique semi-sandbox environment just for you! While the majority of items are freely available, we’ve ensured that you still get to experience the thrill of that rewarding experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers plenty of engaging gameplay experiences, including: Dungeons Slayer Missions Custom Skills Pets

That’s not all. With weekly giveaways and events, our devoted staff members are committed to ensuring that every moment on CataSim Network is nothing short of exceptional.

Hoping to see you soon!

mc.catasim.net

OgSolito Survival

Anarchy, Community, Cross-Play, Gamemodes, Hardcore, MCMMO, Network, OgSolito, Survival, Updates

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Runes Activated:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

OgSolito network consists of multiple gamemodes survival, hardcore and anarchy! all of the gamemodes get regular updates which can be suggested by the community!

89.33.12.147:25572

Welcome to ZER01C smp, where our vanilla is as plain as our player base! Join our whitelist today for some SMP fun!

base, changes, Community, Direction, Discord, Fun, gameplay, IMPROVEMENTS, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plain, player, Server, smp, Spawn, Today, Vanilla, Voting, Whitelist, ZER01C

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

ZER01C SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Gameplay Changes	No changes
Community	Expanding, seeking more members
Server Direction	Community voting on future direction
Updates	Improvements being made, spawn cleanup in progress

FAQ for ZER01C SMP Server

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the discord at https://discord.gg/T35wy4yz
Are there any gameplay changes in this server?	No, the server is vanilla with no changes to gameplay
Can I participate in voting for the server direction?	Yes, all members are encouraged to participate in voting
What updates are currently being worked on?	Improvements and spawn cleanup are in progress

MineOverload Minecraft Server

Anime, annoyance, artistic expression, Censorship, Complaints, controversy, CP, Cultural differences, drawing, Ethics, fan outrage., Japanese industries, Lolicon, Manga, Media, Minecraft, MineOverload, over saturation, pedophile, ruined, Server, soulless, western influence

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2060	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	4553

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity that will leave you laughing for hours!

Join us on our server for the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. From building giant statues of llamas to battling zombie pigmen in tutus, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who love to roleplay as their favorite anime characters. Want to be a magical girl fighting evil monsters? Done. Want to be a ninja with a talking cat companion? We’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and dancing chickens. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!

SMP: Hotel Helluva #1911 – The Minecraft SMP Experience

assassin business, booru, Bruiser, Creator’s YouTube channel, Cytube channel, Demon Rehabilitation, Discord, Experience, fan fiction, full episodes, hazbin hotel, Heaven, hellhound, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Hotel, Minecraft, Official Website, overpopulation, Pilot Episode, Princess of Hell, smp, Startup, weapons specialist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	1542
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Animals Bred:	36	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Love Letters Sent:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the chaos of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss to life in blocky form! Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons in Hell, run a small assassin business, and survive startup life in the fiery depths.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special Big Guy EditionOP Template that will blow your mind. Imagine building your own hotel to rehab demons, or setting up your own assassin business with your trusty weapons specialist and bruiser by your side. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From battling demons to running from hellhounds, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself checking out into Heaven before you know it!

CreeperDatingGoneWrong

adulting, apologies, attractiveness, Communication, coping with loss, CreeperDatingGoneWrong, depression, friendship, gossip, Grief, group dynamics, Honesty, Jealousy, loyalty, misunderstandings, Preferences, relationships, Respect, Rumors, social dynamics, Support

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and misunderstandings are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with rumors, speculation, and he said she said nonsense that will make you feel like you’re back in high school.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being accused of calling someone ugly just because they have blonde hair, even though you were just expressing a personal preference. Watch as friendships are tested and alliances are formed, all over a simple misunderstanding that spiraled out of control.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the gossip never stops. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world filled with chaos and confusion? Join us today and see if you can survive the insanity!

CraftyMemesMC

algorithm, Anonymity, biased moderation, Censorship, circlejerks, controversial content, CraftyMemesMC, echo chambers, hive mind, karma whoring, lack of diversity, Misinformation, online communities, reddit, reposts, social media, Spam, toxic behavior, Trolls, upvote/downvote system, user interface

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dimension Hops:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	3892	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Potions Brewed:	125	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Tired of getting downvoted into oblivion every time you post a meme about your pet rock on Reddit? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the judgmental eyes of the internet trolls! Join us and build a giant statue of your pet rock, complete with diamond eyes and a lava fountain for a tail. Show those Redditors who’s boss in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild – just watch out for those sneaky Endermen trying to steal your precious pet rock statue!

CraftyCaracasRevolt

Caracas, Civil unrest, Claims, controversy, CraftyCaracasRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, demonstrations, elections, Erupt, Government, international news, Maduro, opposition, Political unrest, president, PROTESTS, reelection.., south america, Venezuela, violence

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES DABBIN’ ALL OVER DA PLACE!

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA DAT SPITS DIAMONDS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, DIAMONDS!

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE! IT’S CALLED CHEESOPOLIS AND ONLY TRUE LEGENDS CAN FIND IT!

PLUS, EVERY FULL MOON, A GIANT CHICKEN COMES AND LAYS GOLDEN EGGS FOR EVERY PLAYER! IT’S LIKE AN EASTER EGG HUNT BUT BETTER!

SO COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #CHEESEFORLIFE #LLAMALOVE #GOLDENEASTEREGGS