resistance Minecraft Servers

Resistance

  • Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server

    Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the state is actually a giant creeper trying to attack the working class! From Oakland to Ethiopia, we will fight back with our diamond swords and enchanted armor!

    Join us on this server for epic battles against evil mobs and corrupt governments. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the oppressive rulers of the land. Form alliances with other players to overthrow the tyrannical regime and bring peace to the Minecraft world.

    But beware, the state will stop at nothing to crush our rebellion. They will send their army of zombie pigmen and skeleton archers to try and defeat us. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the onslaught.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic quest for freedom and justice! Let’s show the state that we will not be oppressed in this virtual world or any other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Creeper Commandos – No Iranians Allowed!

    Crafty Creeper Commandos – No Iranians Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the Iranian Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps doesn’t stand a chance! Join us for some epic water blasting action as we take down oppressive regimes one block at a time.

    Our server is so lit that even civilians and army members from Iran are joining forces with us to overthrow the regime. The revolution is happening right here in Minecraft, and you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and excitement!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the uprising that will go down in history as the most epic Minecraft revolution ever! #DownWithTheRegime

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Crossdressers – Where Autogynephiles Rule!

    Crafty Crossdressers – Where Autogynephiles Rule!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks aren’t the only thing getting stacked! Join us for a wild ride filled with autogynephilia and societal mystification – because who doesn’t love a little confusion mixed with some pedestalification?

    On our server, you’ll find that female players are the true rulers, using their inherent autogynephilia to dominate the game. But be warned, if you dare to question their motives (spoiler alert: being a woman gets them off), you’ll face the fiercest resistance known to Minecraft kind!

    So come on over and join the chaos, where the only thing more outrageous than our server description is the players themselves. Who needs logic when you have autogynephilia and pedestalification running the show?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Revenge of the Angry Villager: Civilizational Recovery Edition

    Revenge of the Angry Villager: Civilizational Recovery Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just trying to rebuild society after WW3? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos and destruction! Our founder, Steve the Mad, absolutely despises the idea of civilization recovery and instead encourages players to embrace the post-apocalyptic madness.

    Join our server if you want to ride mutant chickens into battle, build your base out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot stick. Who needs society when you can have anarchy and mayhem? So come on, join us and let’s make the wasteland great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Creepers R Us: ‘o noes CRT strikes again’ LOL

    Creepers R Us: ‘o noes CRT strikes again’ LOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of those pesky woke libs trying to ruin all the fun in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is a safe space for all the non-woke players out there! Join us and fight against the tyranny of knowledge about Oklahoma’s panhandle and Texas’ shady past. We promise to keep things fun and ridiculous, just like the good ol’ days before the woke brigade came along. So come on, join us and let’s show those libs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Melodic Mayhem Minecraft

    Melodic Mayhem Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, ride on rainbow-colored llamas, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in your hand!

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds, diamond armor that sparkles like Edward Cullen in the sunlight, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that tells jokes, a magic wand that can turn dirt into diamonds, and a unicorn that will give you piggyback rides through the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see why those who know, know that this Minecraft server is the only place to be!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Evil Minecraft Minions: Server of Chaos

    The Evil Minecraft Minions: Server of Chaos

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the System is EVIL. And guess what? You are the reason why the System can survive. That’s right, all of you players are unknowingly keeping this evil System afloat.

    But fear not, for on this server, we fight back against the System in the most ridiculous ways possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against the System’s minions? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato to confuse the System? Why not! The crazier and more outrageous, the better.

    So come join us on this wacky adventure where we overthrow the evil System one block at a time. Who knew saving the world could be so much fun? So grab your pickaxe and let’s show the System who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Colonizers: Where Whores and Genocide Happen for Fun!

    Crafty Colonizers: Where Whores and Genocide Happen for Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to the most niche of interests – BWC: colonized whores and ethnic genocide! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to building extravagant brothels for colonized NPCs and organizing epic battles for ethnic cleansing?

    Picture this: you and your friends team up to create the most luxurious and scandalous brothel in all of Minecraft, complete with diamond-encrusted beds and redstone-operated trap doors for that extra spice. And when you’re not busy satisfying the needs of your virtual clientele, you can partake in thrilling battles to rid the land of pesky NPCs from different ethnic backgrounds. It’s like a twisted version of The Sims meets Game of Thrones, but in Minecraft form!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that pushes the boundaries of creativity and morality, look no further than our BWC: colonized whores and ethnic genocide server. Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Camelot: Iran Edition

    Crafty Camelot: Iran Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to annuddah showa, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. They were greeted by a friendly Ender Dragon who offered to give them a ride around the map. As they soared through the sky, they discovered a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a group of mischievous creepers wearing top hats.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted cookies and the rivers flow with rainbow-colored lava. Players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle against evil zombie unicorns in epic quests for legendary loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join annuddah showa today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PeacefulPunchCraft: Where Pacifists Punch Trees and Make Friends!

    PeacefulPunchCraft: Where Pacifists Punch Trees and Make Friends!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a peaceful pacifist in a world full of blocky chaos? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against hordes of pixelated monsters and rival players.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the creepers here are extra explosive, the zombies are extra hungry, and the skeletons have impeccable aim. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive in this treacherous world.

    Join us if you dare, and prove to the world that even a pacifist like you can become a pixelated powerhouse in this epic Minecraft adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP