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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9941 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 330 |
Why should you join The Troonslayer, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens and talking pigs. They laughed so hard that they forgot they were in the middle of a battle with a horde of zombies! That’s the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary Troonslayer himself, a player so skilled that he once defeated a dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.
So come join us at The Troonslayer for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have non-stop laughs and epic moments? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, our llama rodeo every Saturday is not to be missed!