Crafty Kike Rats

Caesar, Crafty, destruction of Second Temple, inbreeding, Kike, kike rats, LMFAOOO, pay taxes, Rabbi Yeshua, Rats, resist evil, ROMANS, Titus, turn the other cheek, Yahweh

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Have you ever wondered where Yahweh was during the destruction of the Second temple? Maybe he was too busy playing Minecraft on our server! Join us and find out the truth behind Yahweh’s mysterious disappearance.

Was he asleep? Or was he hiding and afraid of fighting the Romans? Maybe Yahweh did send Rabbi Yeshua to our server so he could tell you to not resist an evil man, turn the other cheek, and pay the taxes Caesar demanded. And if you had listened to Rabbi Yeshua, maybe you wouldn’t be so goddamned deformed from inbreeding after Titus nearly extincted kike rats. LMFAOOO!

Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who needs historical accuracy when you have our server’s crazy stories to keep you entertained?

DebateCraft: Kids Edition

AUTHORITY, Challenges, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, control, Court, critical thinking, DebateCraft, Decision making, disagreements, Edition, family dynamics, Kids, Négotiation, Parenting styles, problem solving, Respect, Skills, teaching, Threats, undermining

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate every decision and come up with crazy compromises? Look no further! Join our server where every decision is up for discussion, just like this mom with her kids! Want to build a giant icee in the game but need to convince the admins first? No problem! Just present a well-thought-out argument and you might just get your way.

Our server is perfect for those who love critical thinking, problem-solving, and challenging authority – just like these kids challenging their dad’s parenting style! Who needs a court battle when you can settle disputes in the virtual world of Minecraft? So come join us and let your creativity and negotiation skills shine! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but we can debate those too)!

FriendshipCraft SMP

Communication, digital connections, digital relationships, FriendshipCraft, FRIENDSHIPS, internet relationships, online communication, online friendships, online interactions, relationships, smp, social behavior, Social Connections, Social Impact, social influence, Social Interaction, social media, social networking sites, social-networking, Technology, virtual communities

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Are you tired of being a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft? Want to spice up your virtual social life? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or until someone steals your diamonds). Our server is like a virtual Tinder, but instead of swiping left or right, you’ll be mining, crafting, and building your way to forming new relationships.

Forget about sliding into DMs, on our server, you’ll be sliding into lava pits and dodging creepers while trying to make new friends. Social media may have changed the way we connect with others, but nothing beats the thrill of teaming up with fellow players to take down the Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our SMP server today and let the virtual shenanigans begin! Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while building a giant statue of a potato.

CraftyLaughter

best part of day, bright moments, CraftyLaughter, daily blessings, daily happiness, daily highlights, daily joys, favorite part of day, Gratitude, Happiness, happiness in little things, happy moments, joy, memorable moments, moments of joy, positive moments, positivity, simple pleasures, Small victories, Today

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5

The best part of your day today will be joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that could mine blocks with just a single touch. Legend has it that this player became the richest miner in all of Minecraft land, building a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and riding a diamond-encrusted pig around town. So, if you want to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, then join our server today! Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret portal to a land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

CraftyCommiesMC

Advanced, aerospace, aircraft, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, defense industry, fighter jet, Geopolitical, HALTED, Military, Military Aircraft, military capabilities, production, russia, Russian, sanctions impact, Su-57, Technology, WARFARE, Western sanctions

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic stuff like the russian su-57 but with blocks instead of metal cuz that’s how we roll. we got crazy sanctions from the western players cuz they jealous of our mad building skills. so come on over and help us stick it to the man by building the most insane su-57 replica ever seen in minecraft history. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? join us now and let’s show those western players who’s boss in the world of blocks!

Plastic Baby Boom Server

aerosolized plastics, baby, boom, brain tissue, control group, environmental pollution, exposure in the womb, health risks, heart tissue, kidney tissue, liver tissue, lung tissue, microplastics, MOTHERS, nanoplastics, newborn tissue, Offspring, Plastic, plastic contamination, plastic ingestion, Pregnancy, Rats, Server, study

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	2745
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, imagine a world where your Minecraft character can breathe in aerosolized plastics and have them show up in your baby Minecraft character’s tissues! That’s right, on our server, we take realism to a whole new level. Join now to experience the thrill of finding micro- and nanoplastics in your virtual offspring’s lung, liver, kidney, heart, and brain tissue. Don’t worry, we made sure to compare it to a control group with no plastics, just to really drive home how wild this experience is. So come on, join us and see just how crazy things can get in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, candace, character banner, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, genshin impact, gig, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, uraku misugiri, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, weapon banner, Web Event, Xilonen

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Love Letters Sent:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Votes:	9322	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! We don’t just have regular character trailers, we have Minecraft-style character trailers! Watch as Xilonen battles creepers and builds epic structures with nothing but her trusty pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our latest version update, “The Rainbow Destined to Burn,” will have you on the edge of your blocky seat as you uncover hidden treasures and face off against the most fearsome Ender Dragon you’ve ever seen.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive Xilonen Web Event, where you can forge your own name and earn epic rewards. And don’t forget about our 4th Anniversary Web Event, “Starlight Reverie,” where you can party with all your blocky friends and dance the night away.

Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – all ready to join you on your epic Minecraft adventures. And don’t miss out on our weapon banner, featuring the legendary Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most outrageous, blocky adventures you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this block-tastic fun!

/MC SMP/ – Mining Mayhem: Creeper Chaos

Absolute Doom, afk strategy, battle royale, Bird Call Emote, Chaos, chapter 5, creeper, Day of Doom, Doctor Doom, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Inferno Island, karol g, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, Lost Isles, Marvel Hero, MAYHEM, Mining, Mission Alerts, Polus, Ranked Reload, rocket racing, season 4, Season XP, smp, v-bucks

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	8679	Void Gems Collected:	34
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for absolute DOOM and chaos!

Become a Marvel hero in Minecraft and battle it out with Doctor Doom himself! Complete quests, check your stats, and shop till you drop at our insane marketplace.

Need a break from all the action? Try out our LEGO XP AFK strategy for maximum gains. And don’t forget to level up your Season XP at a pace that will make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and stop Doctor Doom in our epic “Day of Doom” event. Plus, get ready to race to the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island – it’s a blast!

And if that’s not enough, Karol G will be bringing the rhythm to our Fortnite Festival! Get ready to dance your way to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and explore the Lost Isles in LEGO Fortnite V31.20! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss. And remember, always thank the Bus Driver!

CraftyCarCaper

arrest, CraftyCarCaper, criminal record, Cut off, Edibles, Friend, HIGH, inner city, License, motor vehicle theft, Police, prison time, Property, REPORTED, Respect, ruined life, stolen car, suburbs, Thc, theft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend stealing my car while I was high on edibles? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning reality. We promise not to steal your virtual car, but we can’t guarantee that your friends won’t try to grief your build while you’re not looking. With insane stories like this happening in real life, just imagine the chaos that awaits you in our virtual world. So come join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

PetPals SMP: Best Pet Memories

animal companionship, beloved pet, best memory, Cherished moments, furry friend, happy memories, heartwarming memories, loving pet memories, Memories, pet, Pet Companions, pet love, pet memories, pet nostalgia, pet owner, pet relationships, pet stories, PetPals, Pets, smp, special moments, treasured memories, unforgettable bond

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and create even more epic memories with your virtual pets! Our server is filled with magical creatures that you can tame and ride into battle against other players. Imagine riding a giant chicken into a PvP match and squawking your way to victory! Plus, our pet grooming station allows you to give your pets stylish makeovers, from rainbow fur to diamond-studded collars. So come join us and make memories that will have you laughing for days!

PixelatedRevolution

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, cryptocurrency, digital payments, e commerce, electric vehicles, gene editing, online shopping, personalized medicine, PixelatedRevolution, remote work, renewable energy, self driving cars, Smart Home Devices, smartphones, social media, streaming, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Imagine a world where you could join a Minecraft server that is so epic, it would make your 10-year-ago self’s head explode! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined this server and found a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below.

But that’s not all! This server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. You haven’t lived until you’ve partied with the undead.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and experience the unimaginable! Your 10-year-ago self would never believe it, but here you are, living the dream.

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