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  • Crafty Kike Rats

    Crafty Kike Rats

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Have you ever wondered where Yahweh was during the destruction of the Second temple? Maybe he was too busy playing Minecraft on our server! Join us and find out the truth behind Yahweh’s mysterious disappearance.

    Was he asleep? Or was he hiding and afraid of fighting the Romans? Maybe Yahweh did send Rabbi Yeshua to our server so he could tell you to not resist an evil man, turn the other cheek, and pay the taxes Caesar demanded. And if you had listened to Rabbi Yeshua, maybe you wouldn’t be so goddamned deformed from inbreeding after Titus nearly extincted kike rats. LMFAOOO!

    Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who needs historical accuracy when you have our server’s crazy stories to keep you entertained?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VanceCraft Abortion Riot

    VanceCraft Abortion Riot

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and stuff. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can feed and pet (at your own risk, of course).

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a bacon paradise. you can join their ranks and help them in their quest for world domination. or you can join the resistance and fight against the pig uprising with your trusty diamond sword.

    oh, and did we mention that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest and most skilled players can find? it’s guarded by a giant spider queen who shoots lasers out of her eyes. but don’t worry, she’s actually really friendly once you get to know her.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyRetract HQ

    BlockyRetract HQ

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join this server if u wanna experience the craziest minecraft adventures eva! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that dance disco! our server is like a magical wonderland where u never know what’s gonna happen next.

    rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. and if u can defeat the ender dragon blindfolded, u’ll be crowned king or queen of the server for eternity.

    we’ve also got a retraction hotspot where u can watch as institutions disappear before ur very eyes. it’s like a magic trick, but with more explosions and lava. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Modern Classic Prison

    Modern Classic Prison

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Overview:

    Server Information:
    IP: dnmc.net
    Port: 19132
    Version: Bedrock

    Features:

      • Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
      • PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
      • Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
      • Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

    Activities & Progression:

      • Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
      • Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
      • Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
      • Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
      • Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
      • So Much More: Check out the server to see more

    For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

    It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
    What version of Minecraft does the server run on? The server runs on Bedrock version.
    Are there PvP events on the server? Yes, players can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
    Can players grow drugs and farm gems on the server? Yes, players can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in their cells.
    Do NPCs help players progress faster? Yes, NPCs offer quests to help players progress faster on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Royal Crafters 1.21.1

    Royal Crafters 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, have you heard about this server that’s run by the best president ever? He’s gonna give us Doge dividends from the money he saves the US! Like, what even is reality anymore? Join this server for a wild ride of Doge checks and Musk madness. It’s like living in a meme, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on this chaotic fun, come join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP