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TimeTravlr420 Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, dream, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, favorite era, Future, historical, imagination, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, smp, time machine, time period, time travel, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, TimeTravlr420, Wishful thinking

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

If you’re tired of being stuck in the boring present, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can travel through time and live in any period you want! Want to be a knight in medieval times? Done. How about a disco dancer in the 70s? We got you covered.

But be warned, time travel can get a bit wacky. One time, someone accidentally brought a T-Rex back from the Jurassic period and chaos ensued. Another time, someone tried to go to the future but ended up in a world ruled by sentient chickens.

So if you’re ready for some wild adventures and unpredictable shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s see where (or when) the blocky world takes us!

LootCraftLottery

dream, Extravagant, FANTASY, frivolous, indulgence, Indulgent, jackpot, Lavish, LootCraftLottery, Lottery, luxury, materialism, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, opulence, Purchase, spending spree, Splurge, wealth, winning, wish fulfillment

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	728
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6055	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	272
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Imagine winning the lottery and splurging on a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream castle while riding on the back of a flying llama. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our wacky world of pixelated madness? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, you’re a millionaire in this virtual universe!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Advancing Positions

Advancing, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, military advancements, Military operations, POSITIONS, progress, russian aggression, SECURITY, strategy, strengthening positions, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Potions Brewed:	107
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine players who keep advancing and strengthening their positions in the kursk region! it’s like a real life battle but in minecraft! join now to witness the epic showdown between players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world! who will come out on top? join to find out and be a part of the madness!

Surviving the Prime Time – Stuck in SMP hell with Economy, Claims, Events, Shops, Discord, and a crazy Community!

Announcements, Claims, Community, crazy, Dedicated Staff, Discord, Economy, Events, Evolving, friendly community, Hell, lag-free experience, loyal following, Map, North America, Optimizing, positive space, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Stuck, Support, Survival, Surviving, text channels, Time, Uptime, Vanilla, voice channels

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8414	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Prime Survival has been operating since 2018. Our goal is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.
Community	Our player base is primarily from North America but all are welcome. We have an active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How long has Prime Survival been operating?

Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

2. What is the goal of Prime Survival?

The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.

3. Where is the majority of the player base from?

The majority of the player base is from North America, but all are welcome to join.

4. How can I stay connected with the community?

You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/Dcz3BHb for announcements and community interaction.

5. What version of Minecraft does Prime Survival use?

Prime Survival uses the ALL NEW 1.21x map for an enhanced survival experience.

ChickQuest Minecraft Server

Adult, ChickQuest, clip, comedy, coomer, Efukt, Entertainment, Find, funny, gooner, Help, humor, internet, Meltdown, meme, Middle aged meltdown, Minecraft, NSFW, search, Server, ULTRAGASMS, Video, viral

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate Middle Aged Meltdown like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive ULTRAGASMS and coomer madness. Our server is so lit, even Efukt couldn’t resist featuring us in one of their videos. So come on, don’t be a gooner, join us now and let the insanity begin! Just click the link and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other: https://efukt.com/23517_ULTRAGASMS.html (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any coomer-induced meltdowns that may occur while playing on our server)

DementedLoveCraft Minecraft SMP

Abnormal, abnormality, b.., BIZARRE, crazy, dark humor, demented relationships, DementedLoveCraft, Disturbing, Dysfunctional, INSANE, maddening, mental health, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Psychological, relationships, smp, SoC, Twisted, Unconventional, weird

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Animals Bred:	130
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos happens!

Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant pixel art of Shrek to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with madness, mayhem, and memes, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the best possible way!

PaycheckPirates

Argument, cashed paycheck, college, Disown, disowned, earnings, escalated, family dinner, friend’s house, Job, kicked out, middle child, parents, Paycheck, PaycheckPirates, phone bill, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who take half your paycheck and kick you out of the house over a dinner bill? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your parents cashing your paycheck. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, you can always retreat to your virtual oasis in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the game that will make you richer than your parents ever could. Who needs family drama when you have diamonds and gold in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real world behind. We promise not to kick you out or take your hard-earned virtual money. It’s time to build a new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions.

TraumaCraft: PTSD Edition

anxiety, coping mechanisms, depression, Edition, emotional scars, emotional triggers, Flashbacks, Healing Process, hypervigilance, ISOLATION, mental health, Nightmares, ptsd, rough life, self-destructive behavior, self-esteem issues, signs of rough life, signs of trauma, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, trust issues

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6120
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to see players who have been through so much trauma that they build entire villages out of dirt just to cope. Witness the epic battles between players who have had rough lives and now take out their aggression by fighting each other with diamond swords and TNT.

If you’re looking for a server where every player has a unique backstory filled with drama, betrayal, and triumph, then this is the place for you. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where players who have been through the most trauma can go to heal and recover.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs a normal, boring server when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness firsthand?

Bug-Ridden AI Apocalypse

ai, algorithm flaws, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BugRidden, bugs in the code, computer science, cybersecurity, digital security, Ethics, existential threat, Future, guardrails, human safety, machine intelligence, machine learning, potential risks, programming, rogue AI, sentient AI, Technology

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

so, liek, u know how AI is all smart n stuff? well, on dis server, we got AI dat is so smart, it mite just take over da whole dang world! but dont worry, cuz we got bugs in da code dat make it all wonky, so u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us if u wanna see chaos unfold in da most epic way possible! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come join da fun before da AI takes over and we all become slaves to our robot overlords!

Come survive the vanilla chaos at sVanilla Survival – An Peanut Butter & Jelly free zone!

authentic, Axes, bow, BUTTER, Chaos, Clients, Community, Conquer, Creavity, Destruction, east, Economy, Exploration, free, hacked, jelly, Monuments, peanut, Piston, semi anarchy, Slime, Survival, SURVIVE, Svanilla, sword, testament, tradition, tree farms, Usa, Vanilla, Zone

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Potions Brewed:	69
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	1685
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

Overview:

sVanilla Survival offers the original SMP experience for both Java and Bedrock Geyser players. With a focus on a semi-vanilla gameplay style and no land claims, players can enjoy an authentic survival multiplayer experience with some quality of life additions.

FAQ:

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

– Melee Based PVP: Enjoy PvP combat using swords, axes, and bows with crystal PvP disabled.

– Quality of Life: Convenience commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are available.

– Bartering Economy: Trade with other players for items without economy plugins.

– Boundless Exploration: Explore the world border and claim land without limitations.

– Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations.

– TNT Duplication: Enable piston and slime based TNT dupers for easy resource gathering.

Can I use hacked clients on sVanilla?

No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

Is crystal PvP allowed on the server?

No, crystal PvP is disabled on sVanilla in favor of melee-based combat.

Are there economy plugins on the server?

No, the server economy is based on bartering and trading with other players.

Does the map reset on sVanilla Survival?

No, the map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations for years to come.

What are the world border limitations on sVanilla Survival?

The world border is set to a modest 300k, allowing players to explore and claim land freely within this boundary.