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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 148 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 66 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to survive the onslaught of giant white bald fat cops! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of being arrested for bogus reasons, having your phone destroyed, and being drugged by a cop who will eventually drop you off in the middle of nowhere. But wait, there’s more!
Once you join our server, you will have the opportunity to participate in epic chases with the cop who implanted a device in your anus that he can control with a remote. Will you be able to escape his clutches and become the ultimate Minecraft fugitive? Or will you be his automated puppet for life?
Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, the cops are crazier than the creepers!
