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Toothbrush Drawer Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any shit particles on your toothbrush! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because lurking in the shadows was a herd of dancing creepers who only exploded in glitter and rainbows. It was a sight to behold!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects? Join us and you too can witness the epic battles between the Chicken King and his arch-nemesis, the Evil Eggplant Queen.

So come on over and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever kept your toothbrush out in the open. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you!

Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

AGGRESSIVE, anger, Angry, Antagonistic, banter, blocky, CURSE, disdain, Disgusting, DISRESPECTFUL, foul language, Hostile, inappropriate, insult, Minecraft, offensive, Outburst, Outrageous, Profanity, Rude, smp, Swear, UNACCEPTABLE, Vulgar

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	889	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Enchantments Applied:	251

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where the only rule is “Fuck You.”

We have a thriving community of players who love to grief, steal, and prank each other constantly. One time, someone built a giant chicken out of TNT and blew up half the server just for fun! It was hilarious.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Fight Club Fridays” where players battle it out in an arena to see who is the ultimate PvP champion. Winner gets bragging rights and a special title that lets everyone know they’re a total badass.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional ban for going too far), then come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, then maybe this server isn’t for you. But if you thrive on chaos and love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then welcome to our world. And remember, “Fuck You.”

RudeRichKid Minecraft Server

after school job, Apology, Blessed, classmate, consequences, discipline, family dynamics, financial support, ignorance, Minecraft, MONEY, Opinions, parenting, pocket money, reality check, RESPONSIBILITY, rude behavior, RudeRichKid, Server, social values, VALUES, Working, working with parents

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Hey there, do you want to join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to join right away!

So, there’s this 15-year-old girl whose parents are loaded with cash. They were giving her $50 a week as pocket money, but she turned into a spoiled brat. She started making fun of a classmate for being poor and even insulted her for having a job. Can you believe that?

But wait, it gets even better! Her parents decided to teach her a lesson by making her work at one of their stores after school. And guess what? She’s already begging for her pocket money back after just three days of work! Talk about a reality check, right?

But the real kicker is when her grandparents came over and started bashing her parents for being too harsh. They even got cut off financially for not understanding the lesson their granddaughter needed to learn. Can you imagine the drama?

So, if you want to escape the real world drama and join a server where craziness like this doesn’t exist, then come on over to our Minecraft server! Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the value of hard work and not being a spoiled brat. See you there!

MerchInLooCraft

bathroom, CAR, Checkout, diarrhea, DISRESPECTFUL, Employee, greeter, IBS, Logic, Meijers, MerchInLooCraft, paid merchandise, plastic bags, Receipt, Retirement, SECURITY, self checkout, senile

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where even the most unpredictable moments can happen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player had a run-in with a senile Meijer employee who thought they were stealing groceries. Imagine the hilarity of trying to explain that you paid for your items while desperately needing to use the bathroom!

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from epic battles to outrageous encounters with confused employees, then come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you next?

PleasureCraft SMP

guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, guilty pleasure books, guilty pleasure desserts, guilty pleasure drinks, guilty pleasure escapes, guilty pleasure foods, guilty pleasure habits, guilty pleasure hobbies, guilty pleasure indulgences, guilty pleasure luxuries, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure pastimes, guilty pleasure snacks, guilty pleasure treats, guilty pleasure TV shows, guilty pleasure vices, indulgence, PleasureCraft, secret pleasure, smp

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Animals Bred:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to indulge in all your guilty pleasures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and participating in epic llama races.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties, where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Dance Floor Champion.

So if you’re ready to let loose and have the time of your life, come join us on our SMP and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

RuinedCraft – No Updates Here

Abandoned, abandoned games, bad updates, developers, disappointing changes, Disappointment, game development, lost interest, no longer playing, not playing, ruined, ruined enjoyment, ruined experience, ruined gameplay, ruined games, ruined graphics, ruined mechanics, ruined story, RuinedCraft, Unplayable, Updates, video game

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old video games that have been ruined by greedy developers? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s still alive and kicking it in Minecraft)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted weapons, and a giant lava monster who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon to ride around on and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.

So say goodbye to those boring, ruined video games and come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to Solitaire).

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aid, biggest threat, CraftyCommies, Intelligence Chief, long tail tags, Minecraft, north korean, North Korean Aid, russia, Server, threat, Ukraine

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb, man. It’s like, a mix of North Korea and Russia, but in Minecraft form. You gotta join, dude, because the intelligence chief says it’s, like, the biggest threat to Ukraine or something.

But, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. We’ve got, like, secret missions and stuff where you gotta, like, deliver aid to Russia from North Korea. It’s, like, super intense, man. And, like, if you mess up, the intelligence chief will, like, totally come after you.

So, if you’re into, like, crazy adventures and, like, saving the world or whatever, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the most epic thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainians, they’re always causing trouble.

CraftyPutinServer

anti-Trudeau, Canadian politics, conspiracy theories, CraftyPutinServer, cyber warfare, digital propaganda, disinformation campaign, fake news, foreign interference, government investigation, information manipulation, information warfare, media manipulation, Misinformation, online influence, political disinformation, political manipulation, Propaganda, public inquiry, Russian disinformation, social media manipulation

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

are u tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server and experience the thrill of battling russian disinfo agents while building epic structures in the virtual world. we have anti-trudeau articles scattered around for you to find and decode, adding an extra layer of challenge to your gameplay. join now and be part of the public inquiry to uncover the truth behind the madness. who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy or two along the way. hurry, before the russians shut us down!

Youth Mental Illness Risk – Wildfire Air Exposed

“Youth, aged 9 to 11, Air, air pollution, children, environmental health, EXPOSED, exposure, health, Illness, long-term effects, Mental, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor air quality, Pollution, public health, respiratory health, Risk, Wildfire, Wildfire smoke, youth health

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

LOL join dis server cuz we got dat WILDFIRE SMOKE EXPOSURE dat’ll make u go CRAZY in da MEMBRANE! u want ur kids to have dat extra edge of MENTAL ILLNESS? well dis server got u covered! each day dey play on our server, dey get a lil bit closer to dat LOONY BIN! come join da fun and watch ur kids go bonkers in da best way possible! #CrazyCrafting #InsaneAdventures #MinecraftMadness

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

Gaming, Lanas, Life, Minecraft, OnlineGaming, roblox, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Lana is a driven and creative individual who has a passion for art and a keen eye for design. She studied graphic design in college and has since built a successful career as a freelance designer, working with a variety of clients to bring their visions to life. In her free time, Lana enjoys painting and exploring new art mediums, as well as spending time with her family and traveling to new places for inspiration. She is constantly striving to push the boundaries of her creativity and challenge herself in new ways.