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Bros’ Craft Minecraft Server

Adventure, Bonding, Boys, bros, camaraderie, Chaos, Craft, Friends, Fun, Game, Germans, group, House, Minecraft, Mischief, Neighborhood, Party, pranks, Server, Starting, throwing shit, troublemakers, Vandalism

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the chaos is always brewing! Picture this: you and your buddies are starting off the game by throwing poop on a G*rmans house. Why, you ask? Well, because why not! Our server is all about letting loose and causing mayhem in the most ridiculous ways possible.

But that’s just the beginning of the madness. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat of King Poopington? Or a battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server? And let’s not forget about the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the virtual club we built out of rainbow blocks.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest Minecraft dreams, meet a community of like-minded goofballs, and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

Wall Paper Minecraft SMP Expert

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where changing wall papers on Windows is just the beginning of the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and dance parties with creepers. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by zombie villagers. So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Polka Clownpiece Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1596	New Chunks Explored:	693541
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a threesome with Polka and Clownpiece! That’s right, two clowns slobbering on your cock as they honk honk your balls! It’s a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything goes and the fun never stops. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to get a little weird. See you there, bros!

The Reason Why I Suffer More Than Others and Stand as a ‘Failure’ Minecraft SMP

Bait, Consciousness, console, cope, coping mechanisms, emotional awareness, emotional intelligence, Failure, full of myself, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, Problems, prove a point, reason, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Stand, Stubborn, suffer, Suffering, vivid, well adjusted, willful ignorance

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	89
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Potions Brewed:	27
Star Shards Collected:	211	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you!

Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and consciousness that will make you question your very existence. Our players are so emotionally intelligent, they can feel the pixels on their screens crying out for help.

But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom. We also have epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and have dance parties in the Nether.

So if you’re ready to join a server where being a failure in life is a badge of honor and suffering is just another way to prove how woke you are, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we’re full of ourselves and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Culture Craft Minecraft Server

4X Game, Advanced technology, ai, Civilization, Craft, crpg, culture, Diplomacy, diverse characters, Ethics, Exploration, futuristic, Immersive, Minecraft, morality, player choice, rich lore, science fiction, Server, simulation, space opera, strategy, utopian society, world-building

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	760819
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night in the village square. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

FURRY JOI THREAD Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #406 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions) – Lizard Wife (Male) Edition!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.

And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

Trump’s Blocky Empire – Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	849417	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s rallies? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more excitement than a Trump speech in Macon, GA. Build your own MAGA castle and defend it against enemies who want to make Minecraft weak again. Don’t believe us? Just ask Liz Harrington, our official Trump Spox who will hype up this server like it’s the best thing since Twitter. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library, where you can find all the best builds and strategies to make your Minecraft world great again. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot President Trump himself roaming the server, ready to lead you to victory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallAroundYourBase #Trump2024 #MinecraftMAGA

WHEN YOU’RE STANDING NEXT TO ME Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crops Grown:	6027
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchantments Applied:	263
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing creepers. It turns out, our server has a special mod that brings all the mobs to life and gives them killer dance moves. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. The catch? You have to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off to unlock it. It’s like a Minecraft version of “Dancing with the Stars”!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the power of standing next to me…and maybe even find yourself in the middle of a mob dance party. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!

Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2 Years and Counting., 2nd anniversary, Android, anniversary, behemoth, black shadow, Buffed Cinderella, cinderella, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, Crafty, current events, d.., Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, free SSR, Full Burst Day, Game Download, General Info, grave, honeymoon party, Ios, Isabel, killer wife, Krolsalamin, Land Eater, longing flower, Minecraft, Missilis, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, october 31, old tales, PC, Pure Grace, rapunzel, Salamin, Scarlet, secret party cleaner, September 2024, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our Buffed Cinderella edition is sure to blow your mind with its crazy features and wacky adventures.

Join us for a game download that will have you hooked on Android, iOS, or PC. But be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave!

Our General Info/FAQ for New Players will answer all your burning questions about this wild world we’ve created. And don’t forget to check out our Additional Links for even more insanity.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some insane events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] where you’ll be celebrating like never before. And don’t miss out on Full Burst Day – Weekends, where things get even crazier!

Looking for a challenge? Join our upcoming events like Co-op: Land Eater and Solo Raid: Behemoth. These missions will push you to your limits and beyond!

And let’s not forget about our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel: Pure Grace. These characters will have you laughing and crying with their outrageous abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Grave, our upcoming special recruit who will shake things up in ways you never thought possible.

And don’t even get us started on our Costume Passes. From Scarlet: Black Shadow to D: Killer Wife, these outfits will have you strutting your stuff like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unacceptable Tennis Diversity – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	1468	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: a server where the tennis courts are made out of blocks of TNT that explode every time someone scores a point. Talk about a real blast! And don’t even get us started on the players – we’ve got a llama riding champion, a parrot that can serve better than Serena Williams, and a creeper who’s just here for the snacks (watch out for those explosive volleys!).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as diverse and unpredictable as a game of tennis on a volcano, come join us! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft Grand Slam champion. Or at the very least, you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you got served by a zombie in a tennis match.