Players: |
100/100 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: |
5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: |
0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: |
2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: |
10 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: |
8 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: |
32 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: |
16 |
Titanic Battles Fought: |
27 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: |
7 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
8421 |
Farms Harvested: |
132 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: |
2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: |
2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: |
3 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.