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Pixelated Nerd Rage Minecraft Server

#youtube, angry video game nerd, avgn, cinemassacre, comedy, commentary, critique, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, internet personality, james rolfe, Minecraft, Nerd, new episode, Nostalgia, pixelated, Popular, RAGE, reaction, retro gaming, review, Server, video games

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2283
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Angry Video Game Nerd himself plays and reviews all the games! Join us for a chance to challenge him to a game of Minecraft and see if you can make him rage quit like never before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground LOL society where players can participate in wacky challenges and win EPIC prizes like diamond armor made out of real diamonds (just kidding, it’s actually made out of chocolate)!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary LOLZILLA who roams the server wreaking havoc and causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a chance to experience all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you! Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your friends wonder what’s wrong with you.

FrenchToastCraft: Where Reddit Hates on France and Thumbs Up for Trolling

Britain, controversial, criticism, culture, CURSE, discussions, France, FrenchToastCraft, hate, Hates, irony, italy, ONLINE, Opinions, Perception, reddit, reputation, shithole, social media, Stereotypes, THUMBS, Thumbs up, trolling, uk

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Star Shards Collected:	213	Magic Items Found:	2486
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of Reddit and immerse yourself in a world where France is actually loved! Join us and experience the magic of Italy, where everyone speaks highly of it and the pizza is always fresh. And don’t worry about those Brits calling the UK a shithole, because here we embrace the beauty of every country, even if it’s ironically not hated.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where love and positivity reign supreme, and where you can build your own virtual paradise without any hate or negativity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Blunders

3d, 3D effects, AVOID, blocky, Blunders, Caution, caution advised, Dangerous, debut, don’t look, graphic content, HARMFUL, harmful content, harmful effects, harmful visuals, nijisister, not good, Oh No!, stay away, visual effects, Warning

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dragons Tamed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself surrounded by dancing llamas and talking chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the animals in this server have some serious attitude!

But wait, there’s more! Herobrine himself makes regular appearances to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Rumor has it he’s got some killer moves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that Steve has been hitting the gym and is now a total beefcake. Watch out, Creeper – he’s coming for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

GundamCraft: Where Mechs Rule and Pixels Drool

action, Adventure, Anime, Drool, Entertainment, fanbase, Franchise, futuristic, games, Gaming, gundam, GundamCraft, Japan, long trail, Mecha, MECHS, mobile suits, Nostalgia, pixels, Popular, Robots, rule, Sci Fi, series, Technology, video games

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Farms Harvested:	348
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, ITS OVER! Join our server for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, talking creepers, and dancing villagers. It was like a Minecraft rave party! And that’s not all – they stumbled upon a secret dungeon where the rarest diamonds were guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock like butter. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the Disco Sheep, whose funky dance moves will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, ITS OVER for boring servers once you’ve experienced the insanity of ours.

Blocky Bagels & Bizarre Binds

acceptance, bagels, Beliefs, Binds, BIZARRE, blocky, conformity, culture, Expression, feelings, freedom, Identity, Individuality, Jewish, mental health, Metaphysical, personal growth, philosophy, Religion, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Spiritual Journey, Straitjacket, tradition

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing tighter than the straitjackets are the friendships you’ll make!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava – talk about a relaxing soak!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Crafty Idol Adventures – KahoKozue Edition

Adventures, Aqours Club, Chika Token, Crafty, dead game offline, deep blue, Edition, gacha, Idol, Infodump., KahoKozue, Liella subunit, LLLL card database, LLLL gameplay guides, Love Live! Days, Love Live! School Idol Festival, Niji Conclusion Arc, Nijigasaki VN, peace piece pizza, private server guides, School Idol Musical, SIF2 databases, SIF2 teambuilder, Superstar S3, Switch, YouRuby URs, Zenkai

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	529	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Dimension Hops:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at Zenkai no /llsifg/ for a wild ride filled with Chika Token / YouRuby URs and gacha madness!

Our server is so lit that even the Love Live! Global service is ending just to make room for our epic adventures. Nijigasaki VN for Switch? We got it! Liella subunit singles dropping like hot potatoes on April 24th! And don’t even get me started on the peace piece pizza releasing on May 8th – it’s out of this world!

But wait, there’s more! Aqours Club 2024 set coming out on June 30th, School Idol Musical album hitting the shelves on August 21st, and Niji Conclusion Arc Part 1 premiering in theaters on September 6th. And let’s not forget about Superstar S3 airing in October – it’s gonna be lit!

Join our server now and immerse yourself in the madness of SIF2 databases, SIF2 teambuilder, and all the LLLL gameplay guides you could ever dream of. Plus, we’ve got a LLLL card database that will blow your mind!

Don’t miss out on the fun – hop on our Minecraft server today and let the insanity begin!

RoboLoveCraft: Where FemBots and Players Unite!

body positivity, dating advice, dating challenges, dating goals, dating struggles, dating tips, family, fembot community, fembots, Friends, hobbies, how to meet a fembot, personal growth, Players, relationships, RoboLoveCraft, self improvement, self love, self-confidence, social circle, support system, unite, weight loss journey

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	79604	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Alien Abductions:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Fembots roam free and are ready to mingle! Join us for a chance to meet your very own robotic companion and embark on hilarious adventures together.

Our server is filled with 32-year-old players who are dedicated to improving themselves, just like you! With active hobbies, great friends, and a loving family, you’ll fit right in with our community.

Don’t worry about your weight, we’re all about self-improvement here! In fact, one player has already lost 14lbs this month just by playing on our server. Who knew mining and crafting could be so good for your health?

So come join us and let us help you navigate the world of dating Fembots. We’ll teach you how to bridge the gap between man and machine, and who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

Don’t be shy, ask us anything and we’ll make sure you have a blast on our server. See you in the game!

Crafty Time Travelers: Steins;Craft

Anime, character analysis, Character development, complex emotions, coping mechanisms, Crafty, determination, eccentric behavior, friendship, iconic quotes, loyalty, male protagonist, mental health, Okabe Rintarou, psychological depth, relationships, science fiction, SELF AWARENESS, Steins;Gate, SteinsCraft, Time, time travel, Trauma, travelers

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Void Gems Collected:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate adventure like no other! Are you tired of boring old male protagonists in other games? Well, on our server, we have Okabe – the most epic, hilarious, and downright outrageous protagonist you’ll ever meet!

Join us and embark on crazy quests with Okabe as he navigates through the world of Minecraft in search of the rarest items and the most insane adventures. Why settle for boring when you can have Okabe leading the way?

Not convinced yet? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Okabe once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. True story! And on our server, you can witness all the madness firsthand.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see for yourself why Okabe is the ultimate male protagonist in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Creepers: Andy Sixx’s Asshole Adventure

Adventure, Andy, Andy Sixx, Asshole, Crafty, CREEPERS, desire, explicit, explicit content, explicit desire, explicit fantasy, explicit rockstar, EXTREME, extreme desire, FANTASY, fetish, Hardcore, INTENSE, metal, oral, Rock Music, rockstar, rockstar fantasy, Sixxs, sucking

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can suck so hard on Andy Sixx’s asshole that food he hasn’t even eaten yet comes out!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Build your own asshole-shaped castle and rule over your fellow players with a iron fist. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your unique architectural choices.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the weirdness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself sucking on Andy Sixx’s asshole sooner than you think!

CurryCraft: Where Indian Immigration Brings Spice to Your World

Brings, cultural exchange, currycraft, discrimination, Diversity, easy to sleep with, economic growth, Globalization, immigration, Immigration Policy, Inceldom, Indian, Indian Immigration, Indian men, Indian women, integration, local incels, local population, Mogging, Multiculturalism, Social Cohesion, Spice, Stereotypes, Workforce, world

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the main benefit of joining is that you’ll never have to worry about inceldom again! Why? Because Indian immigrants have taken over and they’re the new incels, leaving the local population free to mog them with ease. Plus, Indian women are apparently the easiest on the planet to sleep with – they’ll go for anyone who’s not Indian! So come join us and experience a whole new level of non-inceldom and sleeping around!