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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 889 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Votes: | 817 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from the highs of building epic structures to the lows of accidentally falling into a pit of lava (oops).
Our server is like the Ethereum of Minecraft SMPs – always striving for greatness but sometimes falling short. But fear not, our elite group of players are constantly coming up with new narratives to keep things interesting.
Forget about boring old Bitcoin SMPs, join us for some altcoin status fun! Who needs ETFs when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness – we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).
