Reptilian reports – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

SmileCraft SMP – Turn that frown upside down, /vt/!
emotion, encouragement, facial expression, frown, Happiness, inspiration, joy, Laughter, love, mental health, motivation, Oshi, positivity, Protect, self love, self-care, Smile, smilecraft, smp, Support, Turn, upside, well-being
Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the creepers tell jokes, the zombies breakdance, and the skeletons have a fashion show!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Smile Protection Squad, dedicated to ensuring that every player’s smile is safe and sound. Forget about griefers and trolls, our squad will make sure you’re always grinning from ear to ear.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a magical rainbow unicorn island where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the laughter and fun begin!

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StepdadSpeechGoneWrong
Brat, Communication, Conflict, dad, Divorce, family, feelings, Honesty, love, Marriage, mom, Parent, relationship, Role, Speech, step parent, stepdad, StepdadSpeechGoneWrong, toast, tradition, Wedding
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions!
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Experience the thrill of betrayal, heartbreak, and redemption as you navigate through our virtual world.
Join now and witness the epic saga of a player who must choose between two father figures, each vying for the title of “dad.” Will she choose the man who raised her, or the man who is willing to do a special dance at her wedding? The drama unfolds in real-time on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the added bonus of dealing with overbearing moms who just want everyone to get along. Will you stand your ground and speak your truth, or will you give in to the pressure and deliver a heartfelt speech declaring your undying love for your stepdad?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server. Join today for a wild ride that’s crazier than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!

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ExploresMP: MustTryMinecraftSMP
Adventure, broaden horizons, bucket list, challenge, cultural immersion, expanding worldview, Experience, Exploration, ExploresMP, eye-opening, life changing, must do, MustTryMinecraftSMP, New Horizons, once in a lifetime, personal growth, perspective-changing, Self Discovery, stepping out of comfort zone, travel, trying new things, unforgettable
Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of getting chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with the explosive crowd! So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous pigs wearing pirate hats. It’s a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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TrollCraft: Griefed & Pranked!
Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Calculated, Cruel, deceitful, GRIEFED.., Heartless, hurtful, hurtful behavior, Intentional, Malicious, mean spirited, Nasty, personal attack, PRANKED, Revenge, spiteful, TOXIC, TrollCraft, unforgivable, vengeful, vindictive, vindictive act
Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to be as nasty as possible!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having your entire base blown up by a group of trolls, or getting pranked with endless traps and tricks. Our community is full of devious players who will stop at nothing to make your Minecraft experience a living nightmare.
But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

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CraftyRussianServer
Censorship, CraftyRussianServer, freedom of press, government actions, international relations, Media bias, media control, media manipulation, media regulations, media restrictions, news censorship, press freedom, Propaganda, response, restrict, RT case, russia, Russia vows, Russian government, us media, US-Russia relations
so like, this server is like the Russia of Minecraft servers, but without all the political drama and stuff. we promise to restrict all US media on our server in response to the RT case, because we’re all about that fake news life. join us if you want to experience the thrill of living in a world where the news is controlled by a bunch of blocky characters. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the banned media, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and see what all the fuss is about, comrade!

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AI Brain Bridge Network
Artificial Intelligence, Brain, Bridge.., Bridges, internal complexity, long tail tags, nature computational science, Network, network model, neuroscience
lol join our minecraft server cuz it’s like ur brain on steroids but in a good way u kno? like u get to build stuff and be all creative and stuff but also u get to learn about artificial intelligence and neuroscience like whaaat? who knew u could get edumacated while playing minecraft? plus the mobs are super smart and will actually try to outsmart u like dang bro watch out for them creepers with phds in rocket science. so come join us and expand ur mind while u expand ur virtual world. it’s gonna be lit fam.

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What is the IP for DanTDM Minecraft Server?
dan tdm, DanTDM, funny, Gaming, Minecraft, Server, video games
DanTDM, also known as Daniel Middleton, is a popular British YouTuber and content creator known for his gaming and vlogging videos. He started his YouTube channel in 2012 and has since amassed millions of subscribers and billions of views. DanTDM is known for his family-friendly content and has become one of the most well-known and influential YouTubers in the gaming community. He has also written books and won multiple awards for his work.

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Bridge
Economy, PvP, PvP Clutching Speedbuild Game mode Knocking Blocks Discord Skills Multiplayer Competitions Community Survival Creative Minigames Adventure Exploration Building Redstone Enchanting Economy
Hello! We are a new starting server called Pontis.
On our server we only have the game mode ‘Bridges’. You have a playing field where you have to knock other people off with blocks and clutch yourself to avoid being knocked off. So it’s a good server to learn how to clutch and speedbuild, but especially to show your pvp skills.
Take a look and be sure to join the discord for more information.
Pontis.gg

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New Server IP
CyberProject
1.20.1, Active administrators, classic gameplay, Custom Bosses, custom enchantments, Custom Features, CyberProject, Discord, Fabric, fabric server, friendly community, Minecraft, mobs, pure gameplay, Regular Backups, Roleplay, Safe and fun, Server, survival mode, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelist
CyberProject Vanilla Server Info Server name: [CyberProject Vanilla]
Server address: [45.93.200.46:25594]
Version: Minecraft [1.20.1] (Fabric) Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/fUmsJDcPpG Description: Welcome to our Minecraft CyberProject Vanilla server! Play Minecraft the way the developers intended, without mods, plugins. Enjoy pure, classic gameplay. Peculiarities: Custom enchantments, custom bosses, mobs and more! Survival mode Friendly community Regular backups to prevent data loss Active administrators ensuring a safe and fun game
45.93.200.46:25594

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The Banana Network: Where monkeys rule and bananas are the currency! Join now for funky fun and fruity adventures!

Adventures, Aether, Automation, banana, Bananas, blocks, Bumblezone, Community, Currency, Curseforge, decor, Discord, Evolution, farmers delight, Friends, Fruity, Fun, Funky, Gaming, Join, Massive Dungeons, Mods, monkeys, Network, Other, Personalization, rule, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Welcome to The Banana Network’s BRAND NEW official Minecraft public server. We have created a new modpack with all the essential mods to give you a Vanilla++ experience with some personalization (Origins) and automation (Create).

Features
40+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Plenty of decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Download Modpack

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	You can join by using the server IP provided on our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the rules section on our Discord server.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of our community.
Is there any support available for mod-related issues?	Yes, our dedicated support team can assist you with any mod-related issues you may encounter while playing on the server.