🍆💦Reports in German Minecraft Servers

CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

alternative plans, cancelled plans, CancelledCraft, career focus, Communication, controlling relationship, Cooking, date, friendship, gut feeling, home, long distance friendship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, old friends, reconnecting with the past, reconnection, social plans, standing up, staying home, Trust, trust issues

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., INDEPENDENCE, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self reliance, SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP, trial and error, wisdom

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!

WeaponWoesCraft

arms sales, arms shipments, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, France, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military aid, military support, Political Criticism, slow deliveries, uk, ukraine conflict, US, weapons deliveries, WeaponWoesCraft, zelenskyy

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so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and unpredictable? well, this server is the craziest of them all, bruh. like, imagine if Zelenskyy from Ukraine was actually a Minecraft player and he was calling out the US, UK, and France for being slow at delivering weapons in the game. like, how insane is that?

join this server for the most epic battles and drama you’ve ever seen. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe Putin will show up and start griefing everyone’s builds or something. it’s a total free-for-all and anything goes.

plus, the weapons deliveries are super fast on this server. like, you ask for a diamond sword and boom, it’s in your inventory in seconds. no waiting around for days like those other lame servers. so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

AirPollutionMC

air pollution, AirPollutionMC, community health, D-rated neighborhoods, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental justice, ER visits, fine particulate matter, health disparities, health equity, mental disorder, mental health outcomes, mental health risks, new york, Nitrogen dioxide, pollution effects, pollution exposure, public health, redlined communities, urban environments

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the air is so clean, you’ll never have to worry about mental health risks from air pollution again! That’s right, no more ER visits for mental disorders caused by nasty pollutants. Our server is like a breath of fresh air for your brain!

But wait, there’s more! Not only is our air cleaner than a freshly washed diamond sword, but our community is so redlined, you’ll feel like you’re living in the swankiest neighborhood in New York City. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones in our D-rated paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, insane, brain-damaged Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right? Let’s get crafting, baby!

OshiCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, AMBITION, Anime, Competition, determination, dreams, friendship, hard work, Manga, Minecraft, Oshi no Ko, OshiCraft, Passion, perseverance, Rivalry, Server, sports, success, teamwork, The eyes of a winner, Training, Underdog, Victory

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Are you tired of being a loser in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is where winners are born! Join us and witness the power of the “eyes of a winner” as you dominate the virtual world like never before.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated landscape, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you continue your journey, you come across a group of friendly villagers who offer to trade with you in exchange for rare items like dragon eggs and nether stars. And just when you think it can’t get any better, you discover a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the mobs are all friendly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Eye of the Winner” – a mystical artifact that grants its wielder unimaginable power and fortune. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this eye will become the ruler of the server, with the ability to bend reality to their will and summon armies of loyal minions to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to wield the “Eye of the Winner” and become the ultimate champion of our crazy Minecraft world.

Minecraft SMP: /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #2023 – The Blocky Check-In

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Team Rocket EditionOP Template server where you can live out your wildest Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss fantasies.

Ever wanted to be like Charlie and rehabilitate demons in Hell? Well, now’s your chance! Build your own hotel and try to convince demons to check out into Heaven. Or maybe you’re more of a Blitzo type, running your own assassin business in the fiery depths of the underworld. With your trusty weapons specialist Moxxie, bruiser Millie, and receptionist hellhound Loona by your side, anything is possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane storylines, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of rabid ghasts. Join us for a chance to experience Hell like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Jump into the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our Hellish Minecraft world. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, babysitting responsibilities, blended family issues, boundaries with family, co-parenting struggles, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family resentment, Family Support, generational differences, parenting roles, refusing to help family, sibling rivalry, step-parenting challenges, stepfamily dynamics, stepsibling relationships

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics that make the Kardashians look tame.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, complete with a stepdad who expects you to call him “dad” but you just can’t bring yourself to do it. And don’t forget the stepsister who won’t let you near her baby but expects you to babysit on weekdays after school. It’s a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than an episode of Jerry Springer, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play Minecraft on our server and escape into a world of chaos and ridiculousness? Don’t be the odd one out, come join the madness today!

PixelPerfect SMP: Booty Blocks

blocks, BOOTY, PixelPerfect, smp

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Oh, honey, on our Minecraft SMP, the most attractive feature on a person is definitely their ability to build a house that doesn’t look like a pile of dirt blocks stacked on top of each other! We’ve had some real winners come through here with houses that look like they were designed by a blind Enderman with no sense of style.

But hey, if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to show off your building skills and impress everyone with your architectural prowess. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of that special someone who can’t resist a good cobblestone castle.

So come on over and join us for some blocky shenanigans and maybe even find love in a world made of cubes. Just watch out for those creepers, they’re known for blowing up relationships faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Star Shards Collected:	60	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Buildings Constructed:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Towns Built:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Potions Brewed:	145
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	201
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Exclusive Reports in German Minecraft Servers

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Stats November 22, 2024

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

Stats November 22, 2024

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

WeaponWoesCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

AirPollutionMC

Stats November 22, 2024

OshiCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Minecraft SMP: /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #2023 – The Blocky Check-In

Stats November 22, 2024

BabyRageCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

PixelPerfect SMP: Booty Blocks

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Love Letters Sent:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Ores Mined:	1824	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Dimension Hops:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Towns Built:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11