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The Blocky Danganronpa Minecraft SMP

New Players Guide., blocky, artists, Download pastebin, FANART

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But little did they know, those diamonds were cursed and turned them into a chicken for a whole week! Don’t worry, we eventually found a way to turn them back, but the laughs we had during that time were priceless.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where the rules are made up and the chaos is real, then this is the place for you. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

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DanganCraft: Hope vs. Creepers

DanganCraft, pastebin nuked, DRS Released on Steam, Resources, ignore shitposters

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers dance to the beat of our SICK music playlist. 2. We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples – but only those with the dankest memes can find it. 3. Our PvP arena is so intense that players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The mobs on our server are so friendly that they’ll actually help you build your dream house – just watch out for the zombie architects, they tend to get a bit carried away with the cobblestone. 5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to build the most outrageous structures in exchange for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most WILD Minecraft experience of your life!

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AgentKrasnovSMP: WakeUpTreason

Espionage, new statements, undercover agent, Treason, interrogation

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our totally not shady at all SMP where Agent Krasnov is always causing chaos and saying the most outrageous things.

Rumor has it that Agent Krasnov once built a giant statue of a potato and declared it the ruler of the server. And don’t even get me started on the time he tried to start a llama army to take over the world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this magical tool and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what new treasonous things Agent Krasnov will say after he wakes up today! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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HappyBlockz

feel-good moments, life’s simple pleasures, positive vibes, simple joys, Mood lifter

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes! Our server is home to a magical land where you can build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on unicorns through fields of cotton candy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And every full moon, the trees in our server turn into giant lollipops that you can harvest for unlimited sugar!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless laughter and ridiculous fun!

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MucusCraft: Sticky & Slimy Glue Fun

natural glue, biomimicry, Medical research, MucusCraft, stickiness

come join our epic minecraft server where mussels and mucus team up to create the ultimate surgical glue that repels infections! imagine building your dream castle with glue that is sticky like mussels but also slimy and germ-repelling like mucus.

we have insane stories of players using this magical glue to trap creepers and zombies, creating a fortress that no enemy can penetrate. join us and be part of this wacky adventure where science and minecraft collide in the most hilarious way possible.

don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this one-of-a-kind server where the possibilities are endless and the laughter never stops. come join us now and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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Lost Bikini Island 1.20.4

hidden, Uncover, longing, reveal the truth, Disappointment

Yo, bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF!

Dude, imagine a world where you can build your own bikini bottom and explore what’s underneath it.

Like, who even knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

Join now and let’s uncover the mysteries of the bikini bottom together, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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Pixelated Potato Paradise

Paradise, pixelated, Potato

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Get ready to dive into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, everyone is welcome to join the madness. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the party! See you in the game, gamers!

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CraftySecrets Minecraft Server

Honesty, Support, Marriage, moral code, children

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your friend’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, deceit, and questionable life choices!

Just like your friend’s marriage, our server is full of twists and turns. You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a secret underground base or a hidden treasure chest!

With players as unpredictable as your friend’s behavior, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets just like you did with your friend!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as your friend’s love life, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

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HomeBlockHero

burnt out, HomeBlockHero, refusing, SNACKS, UNACCEPTABLE

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind, just like this player refused to be kicked out of their own home!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where no one can kick you out, not even your girlfriend’s friend who suddenly shows up for a girls’ night. Create your own peaceful oasis away from all the drama and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience.

So why join our server? Because here, you’re the boss of your own domain, just like this player stood their ground in their own home. Don’t let anyone push you around, join our server and build your own virtual paradise where you call the shots!

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IranVoice Minecraft Server

Apology, cultural sensitivity, Minecraft, iran, Server

so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s as crazy as a kangaroo on steroids, then u gotta check out this one! we got more drama than an australian politician tryna talk about women’s rights in iran. but don’t worry, we won’t make u apologize for anything, unless u grief someone’s house with a giant shrimp on the barbie.

come join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, fighting off creepers with a boomerang, and riding around on a koala bear. plus, our community is as diverse as a vegemite sandwich, so u never know who u might run into – maybe even a drop bear or two!

so what are u waiting for, mate? come join the most insane minecraft server this side of the outback. just watch out for the crocs in the water, they’re more dangerous than a dingo with a baby.

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